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January 30, 2003 1:18:03 AM

For those cooks in the forum, I have a guaranteed way to cook your favorite processor.....





Preheat your oven to 450 degrees.

In a bowl, add 1 central processing unit, which flavor you choose is up to you. Add 2 sticks of your favorite random access memory.

Mix this thoroughly, until you reach proper consistency. Add a dash of video gpu and floating point. Be careful not to get too pixelly while sifting the video!

Put this mixture in the oven, and cook for between 30-45 minutes. Once you start smelling that ever-so-familiar cooking smell (The cpu frying), remove and let cool at room temperature.

Serve this dilectable dish to your favorite person, and enjoy!



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January 30, 2003 1:23:35 AM

lol, also, add a little hard hard sauce!!!

<font color=purple> We can't all be heros,someone has to stand on the sidewalk and clap!!
January 30, 2003 1:38:13 AM

for extra taste add 400mhz of fsb for flavor and put in on a cd an burn it

:smile: <P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by flowmaster on 01/29/03 10:00 PM.</EM></FONT></P>
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January 30, 2003 1:56:32 AM

eat til it hertz!! lol

<font color=purple> We can't all be heros,someone has to stand on the sidewalk and clap!!<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by toester on 01/29/03 11:38 PM.</EM></FONT></P>
January 31, 2003 1:42:46 AM

*bump*


hehehehehe....



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January 29, 2010 6:51:46 AM

Groveling_Wyrm said:
For those cooks in the forum, I have a guaranteed way to cook your favorite processor.....





Preheat your oven to 450 degrees.

In a bowl, add 1 central processing unit, which flavor you choose is up to you. Add 2 sticks of your favorite random access memory.

Mix this thoroughly, until you reach proper consistency. Add a dash of video gpu and floating point. Be careful not to get too pixelly while sifting the video!

Put this mixture in the oven, and cook for between 30-45 minutes. Once you start smelling that ever-so-familiar cooking smell (The cpu frying), remove and let cool at room temperature.

Serve this dilectable dish to your favorite person, and enjoy!



This post is guaranteed fresh for up to 7 days after the date printed on the box.



Yeah....Searching for this information from long time. Atlast I found it here. Thanks for sharing with us.
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January 29, 2010 2:27:29 PM

wow this old post too funny LOL:) 
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January 29, 2010 4:15:09 PM

Dude... I give you an award for the best necromancer in the world. Congrats on reviving an ancient thread!
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January 29, 2010 5:07:48 PM

gillyronald said:
Yeah....Searching for this information from long time. Atlast I found it here. Thanks for sharing with us.

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