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mrface   01-18-2005 at 11:09:35 PM

<A HREF="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00067F1CE/102-6673988-2538559?v=glance" target="_new">badonkadonk land cruiser</A>

"Never underestimate the predictability of Stupidity."
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SoDNighthawk   01-19-2005 at 12:01:03 AM
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Great now I can feed the Lions.......or safely hand out food to tsunami victims without becoming one.

WHAT in *od's name is that for ?

Earths version of the Mars rovers...............

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BigMac   01-19-2005 at 12:16:17 AM
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Damn, another fine idea stolen from me.

Don't tell me you found this by doing a search for "badonkadonk"?


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mrface   01-19-2005 at 12:31:20 AM
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dont you search for that everyday?

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dhlucke   01-19-2005 at 04:26:45 AM
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I have one. It rocks. 0-600 in 4.2 seconds.

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mrface   01-19-2005 at 04:37:33 AM
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sweet

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eden   01-19-2005 at 04:43:29 AM
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What, 0-600mm? Yeah sure that seems reasonable.

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dhlucke   01-19-2005 at 04:44:20 AM
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600 parsecs of course.

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eden   01-19-2005 at 04:47:03 AM
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Hey been meaning to ask you, since you been a big fan of Jennifer Garner, surely you must have wanted or have already gone to see Elektra?

She seems pretty wicked in there.

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mrface   01-19-2005 at 04:51:16 AM
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as much as daredevil sucked idont even wantto see that movie.

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dhlucke   01-19-2005 at 05:01:13 AM
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Ugh...after dare devil I have no interest in Elektra. It doesn't even make sense. She died in that movie.

I'll stick to Alias :0

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eden   01-19-2005 at 05:56:01 AM
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I think they get her back alive in the movie...

Oh well, thought you wanted to see your lovely star go jumping and stretching...

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eden   01-19-2005 at 05:56:16 AM
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I liked DD.

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mrface   01-19-2005 at 05:57:31 AM
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no,

u like colin ferrell you queerboi

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eden   01-19-2005 at 07:29:01 AM
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LMAO, Colin rocks though. That wasn't his best movie though. Phone Booth kicked ass though.

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mrface   01-19-2005 at 07:46:38 AM
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thats what another friend of mine said, even though i disagree.

i suspect him to be queer though

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eden   01-19-2005 at 08:18:52 AM
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Well he DID do a movie recently where he kissed another dude. Not sure if his role was a bi or strictly ass pumper, but either way, Colin's done stuff...! :tongue:

You didn't like Phone Booth?

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BigMac   01-19-2005 at 08:48:04 AM
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If you did not suspect as much, you would probably be amazed if you knew the ratio of homosexual vs heterosexual actors.

I'm not an expert on how it is in the US but íf my personal observations can be considered representative the ratio of gay people "on stage" or "performing" is quite higher than the ratio of gay people in the whole population. I'm not a psychologist but it may have something to do with the ability/skill to feel in and express emotions on stage (and thus be in real touch with your own feelings), combined with an urge of exhibitionism (you can't be an actor/singer/artist without an exhibitionist aspect). Btw I am not trying to stereotype here, I'm trying to analyse my personal observations (and probably stating the obvious to some of you).


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Auburn9698   01-19-2005 at 01:17:03 PM
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Oh yeah, the drama classes and prancing around on stage crap is largely for the queers over here, too.

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RobD   01-19-2005 at 01:19:47 PM
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Not that you're trying to imply anything with that perfectly balanced statement.....

<font color=blue>"I'm a man of few words, but most of the ones I said to the players began with F" - Steve Coppell</font color=blue>

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Auburn9698   01-19-2005 at 01:36:24 PM
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Are you accusing me of some dastardly deed?

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RobD   01-19-2005 at 01:47:44 PM
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Perish the thought. Would I....?!

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Auburn9698   01-19-2005 at 01:58:36 PM
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Well, being a redcoat, you have no honor, of course.

Heh-heh, I just like how the Hamburglar thought we might be amazed by that revelation. If you're about halfway through high school or more, ya know about the gay drama class guys. :lol:

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BigMac   01-19-2005 at 02:40:55 PM
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Quote :


Heh-heh, I just like how the Hamburglar thought we might be amazed by that revelation. If you're about halfway through high school or more, ya know about the gay drama class guys.



Well, I was not talking about highschool gay drama class guys, but about accomplished actors, but if you think that going through that prancing around on stage crap is a necessary phase to become an accomplished actor, sure.


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Auburn9698   01-19-2005 at 02:47:21 PM
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Where do most accomplished actors get their start?

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RobD   01-19-2005 at 02:51:23 PM
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From being bummed sensless by another actor....?

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Auburn9698   01-19-2005 at 02:52:54 PM
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LMAO

True enough, I reckon.

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mrface   01-19-2005 at 04:18:44 PM
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they gotta start somewhere

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WingDing   01-19-2005 at 05:24:32 PM
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That's why I was arrested recently for posing as a casting director.

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eden   01-20-2005 at 04:40:12 AM
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You prolly contacted Hasselhoff's agency and had him arrange an audition to you.

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RobD   01-20-2005 at 09:05:19 AM
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So is that why you've booked a one-way ticket to Dublin then?

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WingDing   01-20-2005 at 10:36:47 AM
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He's auditioning for a fag flick called "Eden's knob is in Wingding's gob".

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RobD   01-20-2005 at 10:39:54 AM
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I take it you're using a chipolata for the stunt double?

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WingDing   01-20-2005 at 10:52:11 AM
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That would be too big. We're using Svol instead.

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RobD   01-20-2005 at 10:55:24 AM
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Yes, I can understand how the spots would make it more realistic.

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WingDing   01-20-2005 at 10:57:55 AM
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Not to mention the inadequate performance.

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RobD   01-20-2005 at 11:06:47 AM
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The whingeing too...

<font color=blue>"I'm a man of few words, but most of the ones I said to the players began with F" - Steve Coppell</font color=blue>

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WingDing   01-20-2005 at 11:07:53 AM
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And the utter, utter nerdiness...

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RobD   01-20-2005 at 11:32:30 AM
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There's the Billy-No-Mates factor as well...

<font color=blue>"I'm a man of few words, but most of the ones I said to the players began with F" - Steve Coppell</font color=blue>

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WingDing   01-20-2005 at 12:14:01 PM
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...er...hang on...would this mean that Svol might finally get some?...*scared*...

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RobD   01-20-2005 at 12:30:49 PM
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Bloody hell, what a horrible thought.... *horrified*...

<font color=blue>"I'm a man of few words, but most of the ones I said to the players began with F" - Steve Coppell</font color=blue>

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WingDing   01-20-2005 at 12:33:19 PM
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His pecker would probably die of shock...*trembles*...

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RobD   01-20-2005 at 02:34:02 PM
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If he could find it in the first place, the maggot ...*shudders*...

<font color=blue>"I'm a man of few words, but most of the ones I said to the players began with F" - Steve Coppell</font color=blue>

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WingDing   01-20-2005 at 02:50:16 PM
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If you're in bed with someone and you feel no sensation whatsoever, you know you've been Svolled....*hairy puke*...

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RobD   01-20-2005 at 03:17:13 PM
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Svol's penis. So small it's ingrowing. ...*retches up stomach lining*...

<font color=blue>"I'm a man of few words, but most of the ones I said to the players began with F" - Steve Coppell</font color=blue>

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WingDing   01-20-2005 at 03:22:57 PM
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He needs a suction pad to extract it when he wants a wee...*violent fart*...

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RobD   01-20-2005 at 03:55:45 PM
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The Hubble telescope's inability to detect any evidence of sexual organs was the primary reason NASA decided to retire it. ...*rectal prolapse*...

<font color=blue>"I'm a man of few words, but most of the ones I said to the players began with F" - Steve Coppell</font color=blue>

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WingDing   01-20-2005 at 04:01:26 PM
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Svol's knob has been known to be mistaken for bacteria...*gonad infection*...

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RobD   01-20-2005 at 04:06:36 PM
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Scientists had to learn to split the atom before he could be circumcised.... *projectile vomiting aplenty*...

<font color=blue>"I'm a man of few words, but most of the ones I said to the players began with F" - Steve Coppell</font color=blue>

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WingDing   01-20-2005 at 04:10:09 PM
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Even when fully erect, his whanger fails to register on an electron microscope...*haemorragic fever*..

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