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The girls do no come with any pins, so please stop asking, but they
have plenty of brothers who can help you carry machines up and down
stairs, and can supply muscle to help obtain the best deal from an
operator. Also the brothers have sons and daughters that are obnoxious
and smell bad so they can help clear out an area at pinball expos, so
you can have acess to your own "private area". These ladies are not a
bad investment after all, I may get one and keep her "on the side".
Thanks for the tip!!