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Male Flies and Male Monkeys Are Just Dogs

In articles in recent issues of Current Biology, researchers separately studying the dance fly and the rhesus macaque monkey concluded that males will be males. The male dance fly was found by a team from the University of Western Australia to sometimes present a female with worthless tokens for the opportunity to mate with her, but by the time she discovered their worth, he had already hit and run. A team from Duke University found that the male monkey will forgo his own rewards (juice) in exchange for being permitted to view pictures of female monkeys' bottoms. [Discovery-Animal Planet, 1-11-05] [LiveScience.com, 1-28-05]

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And the male human gives up huge amounts of money and time to get laid.

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Reply to dhlucke

I think that monkey thing is right on.....i would forgo juice to look at monkey A$$ all day.

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Reply to pickxx

I always give my dance fly chicks worthless tokens ... I don't see the need for studies though ...



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Reply to Jake_Barnes

for some reason your post reminded me of fly-girls from in living color

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Reply to mrface

I never watched that show ... so I don't know ...


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Reply to Jake_Barnes

j-lo was a flygirl.

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Reply to mrface

Yeah she was a fly girl, but that was before she had mad bootification. I have seen a couple ones with her and she is way skinny and has a nice dancer kinda booty but nothing near the budunka-dunk she has now.

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Reply to pickxx

agreed, she didnt develop that ass until the movie selena.

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Reply to mrface

after i read that i slipped into a selena induced coma.
J. Lo has the ONLY booty that needs to be seen in wide screen format to truely do it justice.

I would most certainly bring her useless trinkets and deny myself some food for a gaze at that booty.

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Reply to pickxx

i agree

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Reply to mrface

Jim Carrey got his start on In Living Color also...

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Reply to RichPLS

yup

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Reply to mrface

No he didn't that's just where he took off...

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Reply to TeeTewl

Well i agree with what was posted. Thats where he realy took off. One could also say Ace Ventura is where he took off as well. but he was in movies and was HUGE in stand-up years before In Living Color.

But thats where he took off IMO

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Reply to pickxx

he did stand up then a movie called rubberneck then ILC then AV...

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Reply to mrface

I know but that supidaass vampire movie could hardly be called anything but a flop and should be forgotten about.
I was talking about in order of his big break.

If we are including stupid stuff....he had some one episode showings in some tv sitcoms.

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Reply to pickxx

Wasn't he in The Dead Pool too?

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Reply to RobD

Yeah, that rock star, lip syncing to Guns N Roses, right? LMAO

Edit: Yup, Johnny Squares. :lol:

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Reply to Auburn9698

That's the one. And I don't think he said much, if at all. Been a while since I've seen it.

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Reply to RobD

oh yeah thats righ ti forgot about that one, lmao.

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