I would, except the bios won't load, nothing comes up on the screen. After being on hold for a good 40 minutes with Asus they told me to try everything I already did, so it looks like I'll be RMAing the processor, wonderful. And yes, the fan header was plugged in. I'm just going to RMA both the proc and motherboard to be safe.
I guess i'll check back here in another 3 weeks when this RMA process is done.