I know I have avoided death directly for many times over the years and cheated him on more then one occasion it is my philosophy to always have one running shoes handy when the [-peep-] hits the fan, not to run away of course but to be on an equal footing with death so you can beat him down like the worn out dog he is.
Death really is not such a bad person if you take the time to get to know him. I have lunch with him regularly. He's a nice enough chap, though a little down lately.
You see he is not so much a 'worn out dog' as just worn down and melancholy. In and of itself it is not easy being an immortal on the best of days, watching so many centuries pass by like days to us. (Relationships are difficult to form with us when we keep growing old so quickly.) Death however has it much worse, it being his responsibility to harvest the souls of the passed-on and such. It is not exactly an uplifting career.
At first Death saw the necessity for such a position and he had a real fire for the job. Time wore him down however, and the only thing that keeps him going is the burden of responsibility. After all, imagine how quickly the world would overpopulate if no one could die.
So please, try to be nice to Death. He is only doing his part to keep the world turning. Instead of trying to beat him down, why not write him a thank you letter. It would cheer him up to know that he is still appreciated.
Cheers.
"Sad is the elephant upon the ice who went to put on his wooly coat only to realize that he left it in his other trunk." - DeEvolution