YOU KNOW YOUR LIVING IN 2005 WHEN......

YOU KNOW YOUR LIVING IN 2005 WHEN......

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e- mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in

a business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an
outside line.

8. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home.

10. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the
screen.

11. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have
the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and
you turn around to go and get it.

12. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

13. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

14. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

15. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.

16. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
this list.

AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself!

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And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
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2055...I'll be old and peeing sideways.

</font color=red><i><font color=red>GOD</font color=red> <font color=blue>BLESS </font color=blue><font color=red>AMERICA

When I'm 80 I'll be posing for pictures while doing some 24 year old chick doggy style.

That's the way I see things.

</font color=red><i><font color=red>GOD</font color=red> <font color=blue>BLESS </font color=blue><font color=red>AMERICA

Yeah, and in 2000 we were all supposed to have personal spaceships. I don't think we'll have robot cocks by 2055, but I could be wrong.

</font color=red><i><font color=red>GOD</font color=red> <font color=blue>BLESS </font color=blue><font color=red>AMERICA

Realy? i want my spaceship. I think i missed the day the Gov't or whoever passed those out. I want mine to be a dark blue and without a FUGLY spoiler or Ricer Exhaust.

Could you speak to the powers that be and hook that up for me? thanx

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I want to be 98 yrs old when I die...shot by a jealous husband...the be cremated and mixed with summer's eve douche and ran up in there one more time..YEAH BABY

If life were fair...then Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead...

OR <font color=red>TEXTPAGE</font color=red> THEM!!! Stupid lazy-fock coworkers! *screams*


<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange> 13-0!
<font color=red>#8 FOREVAH!!!</font color=red>

That may mean you're living in Hull, regardless of the year.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange> 13-0!
<font color=red>#8 FOREVAH!!!</font color=red>

So when's this supposed to be happening? In about 5 years?


BigMac

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...*sits back and waits for the fun*...

I don't only break your heart, I also break your pelvis

It's going well...I'm tall, handsome and hung like an elephant [/talking bollocks]

I don't only break your heart, I also break your pelvis

LMFAO If you put that on bumper stickers you would be a rich man!

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