FS: Fantastic pinball machine at an unbelievable price

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I have a marvelovs pinball machine for sale. I am looking for a
wealthy idiot to bvy it. I will not send pictvres or ship. Don't waste
my time asking for them. Title and condition and price to be disclosed
only to the person who will PAYPAl me a deposit of $1000. After yov
have paid in fvll by Western Union, I will tell yov where the machine
is located.

It is trvly a wonderfvl game, and games like this one, (and only this
one) are appreciating over 1000% every year. Bvy it now, don't be left
ovt! Games like this one go for over $50,000 zloty in Lower Slobovia !
This title is the next MM ! Children will be in awe of yov, women will
find yov irresistible and the boss will give yov a promotion if yov bvy
this game !

Be the envy of every RGPer ! IPB will be contacting yov to vse yovr
game as a prototype and pay yov MILLIONS in royalties. Yov MUST have
this machine NOW !

Please post yovr offers only to this forvm.Dve to the incredible
demand I am expecting for the 9th Wonder of the World I have here, I
will not answer any private emails. I reserve the right to jack yov
arovnd for as long as I like. I reserve the right to change my price
even after the deal is agreed vpon. I am not responsible for damage
occvrring in transit, or occvrring after I have tovched vp the pictvres
in Photoshop. My conception of the terms, MINT, HUO and PERFECT, are my
own, and are not to be confvsed with Webster's, or any other rational
advlt's idea of the meaning.

NO scammers, Ethopian cashier's checks or tire kickers !

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You have too much free time

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As a means to whet your appetite, create a buyer's frenzy and remorse
and make you froth at the mouth like a rabid dog, I will disclose these
additional details.

This pinball was signed (in my best penmanship) by the designer and
his mother, Elvis (before he died), Slobodan Milosovich and Mahatma
Gandhi. I sent out this game to Allan Shope and he sent it back saying
"there's nothing I can do !" It's that perfect.

The game is located somewhere in the Pacific Archipelago and its
title begins with a "B". Personal references can be supplied by BW Jr.,
and Hugo Chavez. It was bought NIB by a little old lady who only put 27
plays on it before expiring to a fatal seizure. Einstein is said to
have worked on its rules set which took him away from completing his
Unified theory.

Did I mention that this is a ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY ? Did
you miss out on the IPO for Microsoft ? Well, this is your chance ! Buy
it now !

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Fred;

You are in receipt of my PayPal ID and once I have received your
deposit and filtered it through my Estonian bank account, I will
forward several fuzzy photos of the machine which I purport to be the
actual machine in question , but which I will deny vehemently in a
court of law, should you ever manage to get me in one.

Should you fail to complete the transaction, I will not only keep
your deposit, but my barrister will file a civil suit for damages
occurred by your flagrant disregard for my feelings.

Pls see my above comments to further entice you into something you
will regret as long as you shall live.

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Fred;
Pls expunge the word "regret" in the above communiqué and substitute
"remember". Sorry for the typo.

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Rondogg;

For the deposit that will be acceptable. Pls include a number at
which I may call you collect in your correspondance. Once we reach my
price , I will accept only bullion or non-consecutive crisp one hundred
dollar bills denominated in US currency.

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ROTFL!

Fred
TX
CARGPB#8
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kul4skool1@hotmail.com wrote:
> Fred;
> Pls expunge the word "regret" in the above communiqué and substitute
> "remember". Sorry for the typo.

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I cant believe there is a pinball offer out their better than that
Appollo 13 on Mr Pinball for $3500.

What a steal.

His email box is full.

Scott

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I cant believe there is a pinball offer out their better than that
Appollo 13 on Mr Pinball for $3500.

What a steal.

His email box is full.

Scott

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kul4skool1@hotmail.com wrote:

> I have a marvelous pinball machine for sale. I am looking for a
> wealthy idiot to buy it.

I may not be "wealthy," but lots of GRPers would vouch for my meeting
your second qualification. I also have proof in that regard since, not
being wealthy, I spent an obscene sum on my last pinball purchase. I
can send you documentation confirming that purchase. I tell you this
because I want you to know I am serious when I say that I am willing to
consider offering you double the final offer you get for the wondrous
machine you have for sale, and I would pay you cash in in the form of
actual U.S. currency or the equivalent of U.S. Currency in any other
form of currency you would like. You will not need to worry about a
deposit because you sound like an honest and blessed person who I can
trust, so I would meet you anywhere you designate, would pay you in
full plus any sum you say for the crating and shipping and then you can
send the machine on to me.

Also, if you negotiated any cashire's check given to you as a deposit
and if it was for more than the sum you required so that you need to
pay back both the deposit and the overage to the person who sent it to
you, I will make that refund for you as well.

But I do have one question about your statement that:

> It was bought NIB by a little old lady who only put 27
> plays on it before expiring to a fatal seizure.

The *only* thing that seems at all suspicious about your ad is that you
fail to mention if the machine was kept in a darkened basement under a
pinball machine cover when the little old lady wasn't playing it. Due
to that glaring omission in your ad I fear that the machine may have
once been exposed to sunlight, regardless of however briefly. Can you
assure me that, like a vampire, the machine was never touched by even a
single ray of sunlight?

Funhouse Bob

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kul4skool1@hotmail.com wrote:
> Well, I have reached an iron clad agreement with a consortium of
> investors from Nigeria who have mailed me documentation that confirms
> that as soon as they are done, I will receive 4 BBBs in trade plus an
> example from the very first shipment of new WMS/BLY pinballs
> manufactured in Australia.
>
> For all those who have mailed deposits, pls be advised you will
> receive a full refund just as soon as I can mail them, or never,
> depending on my mood.

I have it from a very good source that the BBBs are repros and the head
of Capcom's legal department intends to come out of retirement to serve
a claim and delivery action seizing the contraband and, at the same
time, plans to serve a cease and desist to prevent further production.

As for the "example" from Wayne's first shipment of his machines, my
info there is that while his first production run will be magnificent,
the "example" the Nigeria investors plan to send you will be a photo
and not an actual machine.

I suggest you take my offer very seriously and answer my question about
the vampire/sunlight issue. And just in case you are wondering, I do
believe in vampires and would not be without my garlic necklace. When
we meet for me to pay you I will also require that you wear a garlic
necklace if it is after sundown.

Funhouse Bob