Intel's Itanium rockets to 64-bit shipment lead

Sounds like a bunch of Intel pr to me.

<A HREF="http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/36733.html" target="_new"> Clicky for all those to lazy to cut and paste </A>

If I glanced at a spilt box of tooth picks on the floor, could I tell you how many are in the pile. Not a chance, But then again I don't have to buy my underware at Kmart.
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  1. Sounds like another April 1st joke to me.
    Hook Line and sinker.. AGAIN. This time, i would be embarresed :)

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  2. "I am the lizard king"

    This one I had fun reading. :smile:
  3. I don't follow Itanium to close but I did read it as pure pr. april fools again huh guess there is a sucker born every minute. You gotta admitt it was funny.

    That's it no more news post from me for the rest of the day.

    If I glanced at a spilt box of tooth picks on the floor, could I tell you how many are in the pile. Not a chance, But then again I don't have to buy my underware at Kmart.
  4. After cutting a celebratory ribbon, Intel's Barrett declared this "the century of Itanium."

    Everyone present clapped politely.

    "Microsoft sucks," McNealy said, as he left the event.

    If I glanced at a spilt box of tooth picks on the floor, could I tell you how many are in the pile. Not a chance, But then again I don't have to buy my underware at Kmart.
  5. I wonder if Intel could sue theregister over that, They do take the Itanium very serious.

    If I glanced at a spilt box of tooth picks on the floor, could I tell you how many are in the pile. Not a chance, But then again I don't have to buy my underware at Kmart.
  6. I really doubt it as satire is a from free speech and to be libel you must show intention of being serious which this obviously isn’t.

    Dichromatic for your viewing plesure...
  7. That's kind of interesting. Last time I looked Amd was selling 11 Opterons to 1 Itanium. (Linux Format-UK). This was based on the last two quarters of 2k3.
  8. Not really interesting but it is funny, which is just what it was ment to be. I hope you did not get sucked in like I did. seems like I'm 2 for 2 and that just might be a record.

    If I glanced at a spilt box of tooth picks on the floor, could I tell you how many are in the pile. Not a chance, But then again I don't have to buy my underware at Kmart.
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