Does the drive definitely work? I assume you've used it on another computer somewhere, so probably does I guess..
did it come with any drivers or utilities?
Also, a laptop with NO USB ports is very odd. even really slimline versions usually have at least one USB port. you sure it's not just hidden behind some little flap somewhere?
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