I bought the mobo to put the old chip and memory in, bro, because it was dirt cheap. At that point I had no intention of doing anything with it but using it as a back-up. Now since apparently nothing works but the mobo I either basically write the mobo off, or put some really, really cheap components in it..or..make that the new build I have been planning on.
And although your comment has no bearing whatsoever on any f*ing thing, are you saying you read the entire manual for a motherboard before you buy it? I have only put two systems together myself. I used the manuals to get the information I wanted out of them but...can't say I read any of them cover to cover at any point. Not the most entertaining casual read in my book.
That other stuff...now that's just cold blooded, dude