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I was thinking about Mars and I wondered how many farts would it take to create an atmosphere where plants could survive? If we can create a fartosphere and plant some plants on Mars, we can have oxygen. We should probably plant them near the poles where the ice caps lay.

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Reply to Ned_Flanders

WOW! i love you

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Reply to scamtrOn

Eden love? *Begins to slowly back out of the room*

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Reply to Ned_Flanders

*PLUMP!*

ooh sorry dood, i meant to warn you eden was standing behind you erect... you shouldn't have walked backwards...

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Reply to scamtrOn

BASTAGE!

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Reply to Ned_Flanders

*dismounts from Eden*

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Reply to Ned_Flanders

ROFLMAO eden has your doo doo on his wee wee

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Reply to scamtrOn

lmfao

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Reply to mrface

Technically it's impossible, Mars would need a substancial ammount of methane, but due to Mar's extreme temperatures the gas would simply break down due to radiation and such.

-Jeremy Dach

Reply to Xeon

I can't even believe we're trying to discuss SUCH absurdity, LMAO. :lol:

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Reply to eden

Ya well I need to calm down that russell freak angers me... jebus does he ever anger me.

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Reply to Xeon

What can live in methane? I dunno.

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Reply to TeeTewl

Then I suggest you take out your voo doo doll and say some chants and get revenge.

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Reply to russell

That's satan inside of you getting angry, not you...

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Reply to TeeTewl

we ain't been freaks since the 60's either...huh Russ?

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Reply to TeeTewl

Actually it hasn't been that long for me ... sorry to say.

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Reply to russell

OH then it's true....*sigh* I'm all alone here...I'm ready for my close-up, mr. DeMille...where did I put that purple micro dot..

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Reply to TeeTewl

Please don't knock discussions about farts again, turdface. It's a good topic.

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Reply to Auburn9698

Thought you went fishing ...


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Reply to Jake_Barnes

Maaaaan, can't fool you, can I? I did go fishing. Last weekend. Then I came back.

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Reply to Auburn9698

So what did you do with the rest of the week then? Been abducted by aliens or something, or just generally slacking off again?

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Reply to RobD

Nothin' unusual. No aliens. Only a normal amount of slacking off.

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Reply to Auburn9698

And hopefully a very pleased to see you wifey who showed you just how much she missed you....?

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Reply to RobD

Hmm, mebbeh...

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Reply to Auburn9698

I'd have money on it.

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Reply to RobD

ill take that money from you, tyvm.

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