Board Persona's, Who are You?

My personal life is not quite what my persona is.

It's relatively close in reflective denotion
but pretty much off in my talk and devotion

Not like the cussin and swearing I do
not much at all as I look to the likes of you

I often go haywire
but what you don't see
is how I really enjoy it
and the thrill it gives me

I'm not quite like Arnahld
and surely not Sod
but more like a phantom
is more . . . who I am

I'll come in you parlor
and raise such a stink
cool down the weather
and come up through your sink

I'll blow out your candles
I'll vibrate your door
I'll cause you to ponder
what's under the floor

But more than all this
I'll leave you wonder
what the [-peep-] is he saying
and what the [-peep-] did he mutter . . .


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And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign</pre><p></font color=red>

*sounds of tumbleweed*

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Stop with the gibberish already!

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Who's the man with the master plan?

wannabe rapper?? Think maybe that's where he was pointin'...

<font color=red>GO BUCKS!</font color=red>

I quite like it, actually.
the only criticism, I'd like to make is this:
[quote]but more like a phantom
is more . . . who I am[/qote]
I think, the 2nd line doesn't fit into the rythm of the rest of the verse. (and it doesn't rhyme that well - oh well)
so, to reply to your question:
my persona is a small reflection of my real person,
the more I post, the bigger this reflection gets...

true, I couldn't quote!
still, I don't understand these hints to this Arnold!
who is he?

Yeah, I can see where it would fit into a rap, but really it was just penned as a simple poem.

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And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign</pre><p></font color=red>

Thanks for a serious reply, Stefan. I see you at least got the sense of it, somewhat.

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And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign</pre><p></font color=red>

Happy Easter Ned, guess I did go off rather harsh, sorry also.

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And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign</pre><p></font color=red>

Math Teacher Arrested
AT NEW YORK's Kennedy airport today, an individual – later discovered to be a public school teacher - was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the U. S. Attorney General disclosed that he believes the man to be a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," he declared. "They seek average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to argue, there are three sides to every triangle."
When asked to comment on the arrest, the President stated, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes.
I am gratified that our government has shown us a sine that it is intent on protracting us from these math-dogs, who are willing to disintegrate us with calculus disregard. Murky statisticians love to inflict plane
on every sphere of influence. Under the circumferences, we must differentiate their root, make our point, and draw the line."
The President warned, "These weapons of math instruction have the potential to decimal everything in their math on a scalene never before
seen, unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor in random facts of vertex."
The Attorney General concluded, "As our Great Leader would say, read my ellipse. Here is one principle he is uncertain of: though they continue to multiply, their days are numbered as the hypotenuse tightens."


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And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign</pre><p></font color=red>

Just came across this site <A HREF="http://www.immortalia.com/sounds/download-bawdy-mp3-song.htm" target="_new"> Clips of 60'era post war genuine hippy music </A>

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And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign</pre><p></font color=red>

Yes they do, thanks

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Who's the man with the master plan?

<A HREF="http://www.immortalia.com/sounds/records-and-cds/CDs/sods-opera/come-on-lads/15 - I Don't Want To Join The Army.mp3" target="_new"> Sod's opera </A> LOL! I don't want to take it up the arsehole!

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And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign</pre><p></font color=red>

*crickets chirping*

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