April Fools

Every April Fools day, I'm taken back to the best April Fools gag I ever saw pulled....

We had a snow on April Fools back when I had just started HS... I had just gotten home from school & a knock came to the front door... My Mother, getting ready to go to work, answered the door.... I was Jerry, the neighbor boy & he said Mrs. A. your son got hit by a car in the street!!!! Mom was a little leary, but looked passed Jerry to the road... My brother was laying down in a tire rut in the snow, in the street.... My Mother went running out, through the snow, without shoes in her nylons, running them in the process!!!! When she got to the street my brother popped up & said April Fool!!!!!! My Mother was no Fool & started whipping his ass right in the street!!! She beat on him all the way into the house!!!!!

The priceless part of it was, my brother in pulling this prank, had all his buddies watching the whole thing... So basically the entire street & his friends got to see him get his ass beat!!!! Me, I was laughing so hard I was crying!!!!

I always think of that prank on April Fools Day!!!!!



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS!

I bet it made your brother's arse sting every April Fools Day when he looked back on that!

<font color=blue>"I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat." - Ron Atkinson</font color=blue>

Quite apt, as she takes you for a fool every time she wants a new watch/handbag/shoes/jacket/earrings etc etc etc.

<font color=blue>"I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat." - Ron Atkinson</font color=blue>

So your saying you've got to drop a ton of $$$ on her today!!!!



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS!

Oh yea, it's a Family tale, told often!!!!!



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS!

Today.... everyday....

<font color=blue>"I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat." - Ron Atkinson</font color=blue>

Does your mom laugh about it now, or cuss him when she thinks about it?

<font color=blue>"I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat." - Ron Atkinson</font color=blue>

You know the saying "When you're in a hole, stop digging"? It really has meaning in this situation.

<font color=blue>"I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat." - Ron Atkinson</font color=blue>

Toms' has just posted an april fool.

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Who's the man with the master plan?

Some how, that doesn't surprise me!!!!




Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS!

I pulled some really bad april fools day jokes and I was forced to promise to never do anything on April Fools day again.

I've been good too. It's been about 4 years or so now.

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