In the house, nothing was stirring, not even a mouse. There a hollow void in your life and there seem to be a black hole sucking at your lonely life. Your felt, you need a friend in order to begin your happy day. There some thing missing in your life.
Just pop in the P4 and your sugar high life will fly. The P4, with its unbearable noise will become your friend. The P4, will talk to you and keep your day full of noise. Even during your bed time, it will sing you to death because the voice of the P4 is so clear and precisely loud.
If you are lonely and need a friend, then the P4 is for you. Also the P4 is so loud, the neighbor might call the cop for noise disturbance. Then you have more friend, as you are taken to jail and all thanks to your friend, the P4.