When I have a chance, I will visit a local computer shop and find out if I can see the sparkle/glittering effect myself.
I'll admit that the Dell UltraSharp series that are often praised by reviewers use the LG panels with aggressive anti-glare coatings, but you stated that there are "absolutely no monitors on the market suitable for reading text", implying you refused to admit the existence of budget monitors with milder anti-glare coatings and with glossy panels - that is why I said you were going too far. Searching on prad.de, there are 79 monitors with glossy panels that it has german prices for, including a few IPS panels.
Also, there are ways to reduce or eliminate the anti-glare sparkle, such as by removing the anti-glare coating (though other threads mention that many users have ruined their monitors attempting this, and from what I can tell, this exposes the polarizer layer, because they're removing the coated top plastic rather than just the coating):
http://hardforum.com/showthread.php?t=1674033
or by adding something over the anti-glare coating to cancel out the anti-glare effect - this post has a picture showing the effects with clear packaging tape, but there are probably better materials to do this with:
http://hardforum.com/showpost.php?p=1036248628&postcount=13
Edit: I haven't found a good online picture for comparing text shown on an anti-glare-coated screen to text shown on a glossy screen, but I found this post with a picture that compares subpixel closeups:
http://www.overclock.net/t/1274622/asus-vg23ah-the-1st-semi-glossy-ips-panel
Also, I looked again at the text closeup photos shown in TFT Central reviews, and even there they don't look as sharp as they claim, and I notice they don't have text closeups in reviews of monitors with glossy panels, such as the Hazro HZ27WB, lending credence to your claim that review sites are being bribed.
Edit #2: I went to Frys, but the monitors they had up on the shelves for display had graphical artifacts from the multiplexer that overpowered any differences due to the anti-glare coating, and the only IPS monitor they had up connected to a single computer was an Asus model, which might have had a milder anti-glare coating than the dell ultrasharp series.