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the toms forums have been so dead lately
whats happened to everyone
i miss be torn apart
so flame away boys ;)

beautiful people the beautiful people

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Reply to mrmonsoon
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awwwe, your so kind and considerate. Have you switched to Methadone or something?

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Reply to RichPLS

You want to get flamed? Well Ok!

You suck the ass of a fag after his fudge had been packed!

Reply to bjpatrick

I wish he'd switch to cyanide.

:eek: I don't only break your heart, I also break your pelvis :eek:

Reply to WingDing

That's me you're thinking of. I especially like it when the lube and cum mix together.

:eek: I don't only break your heart, I also break your pelvis :eek:

Reply to WingDing

*eyes glissen*
"That's me you're thinking of. I especially like it when the lube and cum mix together."
ME TOO!!!!
*look of joy in eyes*

</font color=red><b><font color=orange>I believe in my penis, it has the power to create life.

Reply to scamtrOn

...*romantic scene as Scamtron and Wingding share a straw, greedily sucking the oozing filth from the stretched anus*...

:eek: I don't only break your heart, I also break your pelvis :eek:

Reply to WingDing

Is that a sun-set I see in the background?

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Reply to Ned_Flanders

well methadone is a replacement drug for heroine or ms04
but will do almost nothing to ones affect
more like lithium or ativan, zyprexa would do that trick

beautiful people the beautiful people

Reply to arnold873

he he ehe ehe

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Reply to arnold873
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You need Risperidone, much safer than Zyprexa.

And stay on Ativan, should keep you calm. :tongue:

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Reply to eden

Methadone would be good for you. Of course Wingdings suggestion would be better.

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Reply to mozzartusm

actually i take ativan 2mg qid
and haldol 1mg q4 hrs and i`m still bouncing off the walls
:)

actually all kidding aside i had a patient that was taking 5mg of ativan q6 hrs (no joking 5mg not 0.5mg)
and it did not even touch him. Usually this dose would put you into a coma for about 24-36 hrs.

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Reply to arnold873

next time i eat a peach i`ll remember to ingest the pit


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Reply to arnold873
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actually all kidding aside i had a patient


What? Now ya think your a doctor?

I just hope you don't have access to guns or explosives!


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Reply to russell
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how do we know he's not an MD?

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Reply to TeeTewl

Quote :

how do we know he's not an MD


He is! If MD=MOTHERF CKIN DUMBAS5 :lol:

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Reply to mozzartusm

No, Auburn just bent over.

:eek: I don't only break your heart, I also break your pelvis :eek:

Reply to WingDing
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proctologist?

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Reply to TeeTewl

No thanks, I've just eaten.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing

Busy

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Reply to SoDNighthawk

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No, Auburn just bent over.


LMFAO :lol:

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Reply to mozzartusm

Why yes, my protect-o-cork IS orange!

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Reply to Auburn9698

And I suppose the solar flares are just farts that ignited.... :eek:

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing

Yeah, and they're blue, of course. What a combination!

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange> 13-0!
"Sooner or later, I'll probably get what I deserve. I'll probably be dead and gone, but people will say, 'That mother was awesome.'" -Charles Barkley

Reply to Auburn9698

Coincidentally, Eden's pubes appear to be badly singed....

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing

Err, uhh, I don't know anything about that, your honor. :eek:

You were looking at them? Why? Nevermind. I don't want to know. :lol:

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange> 13-0!
"Sooner or later, I'll probably get what I deserve. I'll probably be dead and gone, but people will say, 'That mother was awesome.'" -Charles Barkley

Reply to Auburn9698

They felt quite rough as they banged against my arse [/too much information]

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing

Yup, yup.

Hell, as girly as he is, it's surprising he doesn't just go with the Brazilian waxing all the time.

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"Sooner or later, I'll probably get what I deserve. I'll probably be dead and gone, but people will say, 'That mother was awesome.'" -Charles Barkley

Reply to Auburn9698

He used up all his wax trying to strip off the hair on his arse, especially around the bumhole. It looked like a doormat.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing

Yikes. Here, have a "[/TMI - Cont'd]" for that.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange> 13-0!
"Sooner or later, I'll probably get what I deserve. I'll probably be dead and gone, but people will say, 'That mother was awesome.'" -Charles Barkley

Reply to Auburn9698

You should have seen it after a solid bumming. All matted with lube, semen and colonic mucus.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing

You changed your sig :eek:

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Reply to mozzartusm

Err, this may be off-topic, but just saw this in the Atlanta paper:

Quote :

Peachtree City police said they arrested a man, clad only in a towel, who tried to flee in a golf cart last week.

Michael R. Stevens, 37, of Fayetteville was arrested about 12:30 a.m. April 5 after a patrolling officer found him and a woman near the Battery Way Boat Docks. The officer said the two jumped into a golf cart and fled, despite his order to stop. When police stopped the cart, officers said, Stevens was behind the wheel wearing only a towel.

Stevens was charged with driving under the influence, resisting an officer, reckless driving, public indecency, violation of park hours, public intoxication and operating a golf cart without headlights. The woman was not charged.


Busted for seven charges at one time on a friggin' golf cart?! My hero! LMAO!



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"Sooner or later, I'll probably get what I deserve. I'll probably be dead and gone, but people will say, 'That mother was awesome.'" -Charles Barkley

Reply to Auburn9698

A graduate of the Wingding Academy of Exotic Perversions, no doubt.

Now back to Eden's brush-like crack....

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing

If you comb it out and find scamtron in there somewhere, umm, don't let us know. Yeah.

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"Sooner or later, I'll probably get what I deserve. I'll probably be dead and gone, but people will say, 'That mother was awesome.'" -Charles Barkley

Reply to Auburn9698

LMFAO!!!! Have you got a link to that?

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Reply to mozzartusm

The inner depths of his arse-brush are saturated with dried semen. Kinda looks like a layer of cononut icing.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing

Yeah, here's the <A HREF="http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/fayette/0405/15golfcart.html" target="_new">link.</A> It may be a signup-needed section, though, I'm not sure.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange> 13-0!
"Sooner or later, I'll probably get what I deserve. I'll probably be dead and gone, but people will say, 'That mother was awesome.'" -Charles Barkley

Reply to Auburn9698

Like a gorilla dipped in pina colada, huh?

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"Sooner or later, I'll probably get what I deserve. I'll probably be dead and gone, but people will say, 'That mother was awesome.'" -Charles Barkley

Reply to Auburn9698

A gorilla in a dress. With dribbles of cum on its chin.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing
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Looks like quite a morning around here!!!!!



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:

Reply to RCPilot

Ahh, other than the fact that it's TGIF, this morning sucks. It's the evening that's gonna rock.

AYWF for you today? [/dumb question :lol: ]

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange> 13-0!
"Sooner or later, I'll probably get what I deserve. I'll probably be dead and gone, but people will say, 'That mother was awesome.'" -Charles Barkley

Reply to Auburn9698
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Yea, AYWF today....

What's shakin tonight???



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Reply to RCPilot

- Gettin' out early because the boss is out, then...
- Meeting buds for wings and a couple beers before...
- Free skybox tix to minor league baseball team's home opener (skybox = open kegs).

I'll have to call the wifey for a ride or take a cab home, LOL.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange> 13-0!
"Sooner or later, I'll probably get what I deserve. I'll probably be dead and gone, but people will say, 'That mother was awesome.'" -Charles Barkley

Reply to Auburn9698
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Way :cool: Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Reply to RCPilot
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Dude you really must be having mood issues. What psychotic disorder do you have?

And 2mg Ativan? Woah, I'd take at most 0.5mg (1mg Rivotril) and it would be enough! And 5mg? Jesus H Christ!!

And I thought 500mg of Zoloft was overkill, until the doc said he had patients take it and all was fine and dandy.

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Reply to eden

ok beavis simmer down now

Reply to arnold873

can i be butthead, please, please, please!?


how old are you, btw?
i'll guess at first.... hmmm... over thirty... but where.... 34, you're 34 years old?

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