HERE IT IS!!!!

cut the stool in half and put it back together again - 2 halves make a hole - use the hole to escape.

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As old as the hills my friend.

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<font color=green>Mozzartusm for vice-President</font color=green>

Oh, and what IS your obsession with PM's?

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...and sorry to spoil the fun guys.  

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REQUEST DENIED

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It was meant to be easy! NED FLANDERS IS THE WEINER I mean winner!

<font color=green>NED FLANDERS FOR PRESIDENT</font color=green> Its justa nother gansta PARTY!
Intel P4 Extreme(3.73)@<font color=green>5.6Ghz</font color=green>
Asus P5AD2-E-Premium
Crucial Ballistix DDR2 667@DDR2 855

lol.

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Wasn't it a wood table not a stool? :tongue: It's a good riddle nonetheless.

Hope you PM'ed him for your prize.


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lol congrats

Thank me!

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That I did.  

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Hey Mozz, what excitement this added to THGC. How many threads get this many responses in minutes? Give us another riddle. May I suggest one that I know and maybe that there Crucial Ballistix for a prize!  


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Show me your answer - I want to laugh at your misforutune.

I don't <b>need</b> the CPU, but I'm laughing at the fact I might recieve a package from the other side of the globe from a guy I only know via THGC.

Anyway - I'd be more than happy just to recieve a letter in his handwriting. lol.

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ROFL.

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Damn!
I was watching the Pistons Spurs game.
But congrats anyway.

<font color=blue>If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will go wrong first will be the one that will do the most possible damage</font color=blue>

I sent Ned a PM asking for his shipping info and he replied "Are you serious about this?" LMAO!

Heres the deal! My Mom had a non cancerous tumor on her brain. It was in a very dangerous place and had to be removed. As you all can probably imagine I have been a nervous wreck. She made it through the surgery with no problems and she is going home in the morning. The Doc told us that he has never seen anyone recover as fast as she did. Ive know about this for some time now and many times coming here to THGC has been the only thing that gave my mind a break from the stress. I just wanted to give something back.

<font color=green>NED FLANDERS FOR PRESIDENT</font color=green> Its justa nother gansta PARTY!
Intel P4 Extreme(3.73)@<font color=green>5.6Ghz</font color=green>
Asus P5AD2-E-Premium
Crucial Ballistix DDR2 667@DDR2 855

lol ned if my damned mobo wan;t SLOT 1 (PIII) and is a socket A then i would have begged ya to give the cip to me lol i would think that this is a good upgarde and to show my dad that not everyone is out there trying to ID theft and kidnap lol

wow even more congrats man, hardware aside life is wayyyyyyyy more important!

REQUEST DENIED.

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This CPU - you didn't BUY it did you? I hope it is just some random thing you picked up - else I won't accept it!  

But I still want my letter!  

As said above, life is way more important - and I am glad about your mother.

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er how ya make quotes with that in reply to and the things and the quote ned?

Hey, wow. Thanks for sharing that. Glad she's doing well. My mom has had Multiple Myeloma for over 10 years now and is currently doing well. Cancer sucks and it hits a family hard. Again, best wishes to you, your mom, and your family.


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Read the FAQ - It tells you everything about everything.

but, just for you:

[ quote ] text [/ quote ] (No spaces around the word quote)

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REQUEST DENIED.

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oo ok i think i should read faq more   my limit is usually manuals for things that i can;t work out or games or throse funny EULA that says that they gona install spyware on ur PC in weird ways

OMG A QUOTE!

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uh o did i break some sort of no quoteing ned's post rule?
and i think that mozzartusm is off to send you the cpu lol he has been here to see all this

That you did...you must send me a new harddrive as compensation.

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The CPU is new. Its an OEM, and yes you will take it   Ive got your address now!!!!! Besides, I have to do something positive every now and then. You know the saying "You reap what you sow" If im not careful my garden will be full of weeds :tongue:

<font color=green>NED FLANDERS FOR PRESIDENT</font color=green> Its justa nother gansta PARTY!
Intel P4 Extreme(3.73)@<font color=green>5.6Ghz</font color=green>
Asus P5AD2-E-Premium
Crucial Ballistix DDR2 667@DDR2 855

Seriously, I want you to send me a letter with your signature on. I'd feel bad about taking the CPU, unless you <b>REALLY</b> want me to have it   . lol.

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lol i think that my old 2 Gb hard drive will do ned   (i'm usinging a 4 GB and a 16GB ATM completly full..............................)

im running 5 540mb hard drives with raid 5... :tongue:

"Like a scrotum, there it is in a nutshell."
<font color=red>Roll Tide!</font color=red>
<A HREF="http://www.cameronwilliamson.com" target="_new">-={Psychotic Sociopath.}=-</A>

YOU LEAD THE WAY!

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REQU...crap that ain't a request. :frown:

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<font color=green>MOZZARTUSM FOR VICE-PRESIDENT</font color=green>

lol

It's great that your mom is doing better.
Tell her that all your geeky friends say hi.

And your non geeky friends like dunklegend too! =p

<font color=blue>If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will go wrong first will be the one that will do the most possible damage</font color=blue>

Damn I feel like a moron. I got into watching Pulp Fiction on Spike TV and totally missed the riddle, and whats funny is I knew the answer even before I got down to Neds post. DARN IT!


EDIT: I just realised that its a 2400+. Thats my current chip. But I still would have liked to beat NED to the punch!


"Battling Gimps and Dimbulbs HERE at THGC"
<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by clob on 06/14/05 11:50 PM.</EM></FONT></P>

I am sorry I didn't enter the contest. Hope you get lots of good Karma from it.
So long as your Karma doesn't run over anybodies dogma.
Glad to here your mother is doing well. I wish I could say the same.
cheers.

then give it to me,perhaps i can get an upgrade, or put it on ebay and get a few bucks :wink:

Nothing to give 'cause you're all too good (well, not unless you want an old Cyrix 6x86!!) but:

Wooden room. No doors or windows. No furniture.
How do you get out?

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<b>"Ambition got ahead of adhesion"</b>
<i>Martin Brundle</i>

psshhhhh

who wants an AMD anyways  

Oh come on.. it could have been more complex.

Same situation, but you have a Mirror and a 2x4 6 inches long.

Look in the mirror, see what you saw. Take the saw, cut the 2x4 in half, put it together to make a hole. Climb through the hole.


Abstract thinking.

It's too bad that I just now saw you had posted this free CPU thing. You skipped over the Networking portion where I tend to dwell..

And I hear you're running for president and you can't even visit my little forums?? /haha

I don't get the part about the hole being created out of splitting something in half...

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They all love when they PM me and I PM them back an autobiography.

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You're a good hearted man Mozzie. Send my wishes too to your mom.

Hope everyone else here who has their mother suffering from something get through the pain and that she gets better too.

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PM me...go on...you know you want to!

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rECEIVEING a PM is like sex.


only cleaner

two halves = one <b>w</b>hole....

with a hole you can get out.

"Like a scrotum, there it is in a nutshell."
<font color=red>Roll Tide!</font color=red>
<A HREF="http://www.cameronwilliamson.com" target="_new">-={Psychotic Sociopath.}=-</A>

PM'in Eden is like goat sex

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