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gillett   04-26-2005 at 09:10:03 AM

Hello Everyone, this is my first pos here, i have been reading this page for a while.

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WingDing   04-26-2005 at 09:21:39 AM
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...*offers gillett a special Wingding welcome*...

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

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RobD   04-26-2005 at 09:21:44 AM
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This is your first pos? You mean this is your first piece-of-sh!t? Anyway, stick around so we can abuse you enormously. Newbies have to entertain us down here, so bend over and prepare.....

<font color=blue>"My magic words at half-time were f*ck, bollocks, bastard, crap and piss-poor." - Mick McCarthy </font color=blue>

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TeeTewl   04-26-2005 at 09:28:30 AM
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We've become more civil for some reason....So just let me welcome you to the "Other".........................bitch.

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RobD   04-26-2005 at 09:30:30 AM
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Well, as no one else is going to say it.......

DIE NEWBIE DIE!!!!

I know technically you ain't even a noob yet, but the liklehood of you sticking around down here to reach that title is minimal, so there you go.

<font color=blue>"My magic words at half-time were f*ck, bollocks, bastard, crap and piss-poor." - Mick McCarthy </font color=blue>

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TeeTewl   04-26-2005 at 09:30:34 AM
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No shaving jokes???? C'mon he's a gillette...No Mach III's in Ainglund?

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RobD   04-26-2005 at 09:41:48 AM
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You know what Eden will say about Gillete? The best a man can get. Or a butterfly at least...

<font color=blue>"My magic words at half-time were f*ck, bollocks, bastard, crap and piss-poor." - Mick McCarthy </font color=blue>

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WingDing   04-26-2005 at 09:54:53 AM
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Let's quiz him about his sexual history. May as well get our cheap, pathetic thrill while we still can.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

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RobD   04-26-2005 at 09:57:16 AM
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Good idea. Although I bet his plums haven't even dropped yet.

<font color=blue>"My magic words at half-time were f*ck, bollocks, bastard, crap and piss-poor." - Mick McCarthy </font color=blue>

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WingDing   04-26-2005 at 09:59:39 AM
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Eden's gaping mouth will be ready when they do.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

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Ned_Flanders   04-26-2005 at 10:07:27 AM
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BAN HIM!

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Welcome to my Shed of Pleasure

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WingDing   04-26-2005 at 10:09:47 AM
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Dammit, yes. He dared to post here, which is clearly an overtly racist act. Goddam commie.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

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TeeTewl   04-26-2005 at 10:43:58 AM
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No shizznit....you nailed it.

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TeeTewl   04-26-2005 at 10:45:23 AM
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Immediately....it could be you know who in mufti....the A word

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mozzartusm   04-26-2005 at 11:04:37 AM
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Im a lesbian!

:eek: If I would have shot you when I had the chance, I would be out by now :eek:
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TeeTewl   04-26-2005 at 11:26:08 AM
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Trapped in a man's boh-day...

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TeeTewl   04-26-2005 at 11:27:41 AM
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YOU must tell Chrizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz everything youv'e learned here......he's in the "Why is Tom's Locked" thread......

<font color=red>GO BUCKS!</font color=red>

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mozzartusm   04-26-2005 at 11:29:10 AM
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Well, it just seems logical that I am a lesbian. After seeing PH's post earlier I realized that I like the same thing that they do.

:eek: If I would have shot you when I had the chance, I would be out by now :eek:
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RobD   04-26-2005 at 11:42:39 AM
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What can I say, he deserved it. Think I'll go abuse Chrizzzzzzzzzzzzzz some more now.

<font color=blue>"My magic words at half-time were f*ck, bollocks, bastard, crap and piss-poor." - Mick McCarthy </font color=blue>

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mozzartusm   04-26-2005 at 12:57:27 PM
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Your smile tells me that Wingding has given you much pleasure! Please tell us all the details.

:eek: If I would have shot you when I had the chance, I would be out by now :eek:
Intel P4 550(3.4)@<font color=green>5Ghz</font color=green>

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Jake_Barnes   04-26-2005 at 01:03:52 PM
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Did you see the story about the <A HREF="http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2005-04-25-chimp_x.htm" target="_new">smoking monkey</A> yet ...


<b>"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."</b> <b>Hunter S. Thompson, <b><i> Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas</i>, 1965.</b>

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Auburn9698   04-26-2005 at 01:04:18 PM
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Freakin' crappy-named lurker!

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange> 13-0!
"Sooner or later, I'll probably get what I deserve. I'll probably be dead and gone, but people will say, 'That mother was awesome.'" -Charles Barkley

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mozzartusm   04-26-2005 at 01:07:33 PM
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Exactly :lol:

:eek: If I would have shot you when I had the chance, I would be out by now :eek:
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Auburn9698   04-26-2005 at 01:11:02 PM
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How about the <A HREF="http://www.strangeland.com/asp/show.asp?id=5335" target="_new">smoking forum butterfly?</A> Or the <A HREF="http://www.strangeland.com/asp/show.asp?id=5402" target="_new">smoking slut?</A>

For phial: Warning...no clicky at work.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange> 13-0!
"Sooner or later, I'll probably get what I deserve. I'll probably be dead and gone, but people will say, 'That mother was awesome.'" -Charles Barkley

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Jake_Barnes   04-26-2005 at 01:18:31 PM
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I don't smoke ... and I don't think the monkey, coc<b></b>ksucker nor the slut should either ... it's just not healthy ...


<b>"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."</b> <b>Hunter S. Thompson, <b><i> Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas</i>, 1965.</b>

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RobD   04-26-2005 at 01:23:08 PM
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I think the smoke he had in mind for the forum butterfly was of the gun kind. At least, I hope it was.

<font color=blue>"My magic words at half-time were f*ck, bollocks, bastard, crap and piss-poor." - Mick McCarthy </font color=blue>

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Jake_Barnes   04-26-2005 at 01:29:32 PM
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Nope ... it's a dic<b></b>k-shaped crack pipe ...


<b>"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."</b> <b>Hunter S. Thompson, <b><i> Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas</i>, 1965.</b>

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Jake_Barnes   04-26-2005 at 01:39:13 PM
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Oh and Auburn ... I don't know how you make the connection from a monkey that smokes to a penis-inspired crack pipe ... ok, I may not be the most creative around here ... but I just don't know how you get there from here ...


<b>"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."</b> <b>Hunter S. Thompson, <b><i> Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas</i>, 1965.</b>

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RobD   04-26-2005 at 02:08:53 PM
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I was gonna check the link when I got home, seeing as how that site is banned at work. Don't think I'll bother having heard the rather graphic description. :eek:

<font color=blue>"My magic words at half-time were f*ck, bollocks, bastard, crap and piss-poor." - Mick McCarthy </font color=blue>

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Jake_Barnes   04-26-2005 at 02:20:16 PM
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The scary part of it Rob is ... what the he<b></b>ll was he searching for to come up with a dick crack pipe ... [/chills and shudders]


<b>"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."</b> <b>Hunter S. Thompson, <b><i> Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas</i>, 1965.</b>

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Auburn9698   04-26-2005 at 02:22:21 PM
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Is it so different between making a connection between somebody making their first post and a monkey smoking a cig? I didn't say there was some huge, important connection. Was just continuing the funny-things-smoking idea. Try not to be so anal, mmkay? :lol:

I searched strangeland's gallery with the word "smoking." Was actually looking for a pic I've seen of a coochie with lipstick drawn around it like a mouth and a burning cigarette in it, but didn't find it before I had to leave for work, so just posted a couple others.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange> 13-0!
"Sooner or later, I'll probably get what I deserve. I'll probably be dead and gone, but people will say, 'That mother was awesome.'" -Charles Barkley

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RobD   04-26-2005 at 03:14:35 PM
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Don't try and wriggle out of it now pal. You've been caught bang to rights.

<font color=blue>"My magic words at half-time were f*ck, bollocks, bastard, crap and piss-poor." - Mick McCarthy </font color=blue>

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Auburn9698   04-26-2005 at 03:20:50 PM
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Hey, you better watch it, or I'll sic ryan on you. And he says he's in standard streetfighting mode, so you wouldn't stand a chance.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange> 13-0!
"Sooner or later, I'll probably get what I deserve. I'll probably be dead and gone, but people will say, 'That mother was awesome.'" -Charles Barkley

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RobD   04-26-2005 at 03:29:21 PM
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Aw fock, I take it back, forgive me. Anything but that, please..... :eek:

<font color=blue>"My magic words at half-time were f*ck, bollocks, bastard, crap and piss-poor." - Mick McCarthy </font color=blue>

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Auburn9698   04-26-2005 at 03:50:35 PM
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Well, it is Titty Tuesday, so there should be some good new stuff on there later. Maybe I can redeem myself.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange> 13-0!
"Sooner or later, I'll probably get what I deserve. I'll probably be dead and gone, but people will say, 'That mother was awesome.'" -Charles Barkley

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mrface   04-26-2005 at 04:39:28 PM
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death by flogging...

Remember <font color=blue>flies</font color=blue> lead to <font color=green>diseases</font color=green>, so keep <font color=red>yours</font color=red> closed.
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phial   04-27-2005 at 08:35:57 PM
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Thanks Aubbie ;)

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gillett   04-28-2005 at 10:17:35 AM
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um, yea thats my real name...

Telephone rings off the hook by her bed
The other ends Johnny with a gun to his head
Said you always looked good in black
The next thing she heard was a bone chilling crack

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Tom_Smart   04-28-2005 at 10:27:03 AM
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I will try and make your time here painful, you little swamp donkey fu<b></b>cker.

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TeeTewl   04-28-2005 at 10:55:24 AM
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hang around much longer and you'll be stuck...it happened to me. My hazing went rather well in my estimation......since it has never stopped. Joined in the fun March of 04..

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Jake_Barnes   04-28-2005 at 11:47:56 AM
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Quote :

Telephone rings off the hook by her bed
The other ends Johnny with a gun to his head
Said you always looked good in black
The next thing she heard was a bone chilling crack


What kind of fu<b></b>cking sig is that ...
Seemed like the next line was gonna be "Big John ... Big Bad John" ... or something as equally ridiculous ...


<b>"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."</b> <b>Hunter S. Thompson, <b><i> Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas</i>, 1965.</b>

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mrface   04-28-2005 at 03:22:23 PM
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you muffdiving pimple-ass

Remember <font color=blue>flies</font color=blue> lead to <font color=green>diseases</font color=green>, so keep <font color=red>yours</font color=red> closed.
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gillett   05-03-2005 at 08:48:41 AM
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It is a quote from a reckless kelly song.

Telephone rings off the hook by her bed
The other ends Johnny with a gun to his head
Said you always looked good in black
The next thing she heard was a bone chilling crack

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TeeTewl   05-03-2005 at 09:00:02 AM
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I resent that pimpleass remark....they are boils

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dhlucke   05-04-2005 at 03:15:09 AM
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You don't want no short dick man.

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mozzartusm   05-04-2005 at 07:21:27 AM
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Who put scammy up to recruiting in the CPU forum?

:eek: If I would have shot you when I had the chance, I would be out by now :eek:
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