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Wheres my monkey?

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Has anyone seen my monkey? Hes been bad! Wheres my monkey?

:eek: If I would have shot you when I had the chance, I would be out by now :eek:
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In the monkey shelter, he has been spanked too often.

Gentics are fun, I only wish my little experiment had turned out better.

Reply to Scamtrons_Mum

I need to talk with you about your son. Hes a troubled young man.

:eek: If I would have shot you when I had the chance, I would be out by now :eek:
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Reply to mozzartusm
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I had your monkey, and I was spanking it because it was bad /Eden

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Reply to phial
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<A HREF="http://www.studentfreestuff.com/spank_the_monkey.html" target="_new"> Heres </A> your monkey to spank.........




Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:

Reply to RCPilot
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um, thank you? o_O

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Reply to phial

Thanks, but its just not the same :frown:

:eek: If I would have shot you when I had the chance, I would be out by now :eek:
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Reply to mozzartusm

Thats my monkey and I dont appreciate you and Eden spanking it. Damn what a bad monkey.

Where the fuuk is everyone? Is it that damn website that I posted? dhlucke hasnt hardly come up for air since I posted that website. Ive never seen the forum this dead.

:eek: If I would have shot you when I had the chance, I would be out by now :eek:
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Reply to mozzartusm
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Poor poor Moz.

When you find your monkey <A HREF="http://www.britney-pictures.net/" target="_new">Here is a good reason to spank him.</A>

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Reply to russell
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19016 pictures of Spears, HOLY CRAP!

OOoooooooooooo Aubiiiiiiiiiiiie!

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Reply to Eden

catriona u mouthing bastard

Reply to Monkey-man

i like monkeys. but ive lost mine?
Has any1 seen her?
Shes fat and ugly
but very attractive towards foreingers
Call her catriona nd she will CUM

Reply to Monkey-man

Hey, im a 47year old man, seeking love with a younger female?
Possible around the age of 84?
I look a little like a monkey?
but shave like hitler ;)
Thanks thats alll for now
Live It up 2kaii7 Lots of love clare
Clareiscool@hotmail.co.uk

Reply to Monkey-man

http://remainsofthedesi.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/evil-monkey.jpg

I'm the only primate in this forum! [/Little Britain]

------------------------------ When you get to the right place, with the right people, quarter this. You know, this could be the right place. The time's running out.
Reply to audiovoodoo
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And Chimp'n ain't easy...

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+5 Null Points(+5 too much time -5 work too much = +5 Null) |...*** GIMPAGE!! ***...

Reply to lvdax

But Necroposting is... Please stop Monkey-Ass.

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef

lvdax wrote :

And Chimp'n ain't easy...



Darn straight!

------------------------------ When you get to the right place, with the right people, quarter this. You know, this could be the right place. The time's running out.
Reply to audiovoodoo

Try waxing a dolphin...

------------------------------ +35 Wingding approval points +10 Scouse approval +22 Mammary Manipulation
+5 Comedy +15 Belated Holy Points +5 Messianic Approval + 5 penile innovation
+13 Baked Ham creativity +65 Obscure Quote

Reply to KingLoftusXII

Easy...

** Gets out a large harpoon **

Next?

------------------------------ When you get to the right place, with the right people, quarter this. You know, this could be the right place. The time's running out.
Reply to audiovoodoo

Thats going to get PETA on you...

Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

I'm a Chimp, so they like me.

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Reply to audiovoodoo
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PETA doesn't like anyone. D*mn Hippies...

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+5 Null Points(+5 too much time -5 work too much = +5 Null) |...*** GIMPAGE!! ***...

Reply to lvdax

Ahh.. check out the bike thread. I have hippy contacts ;)

------------------------------ When you get to the right place, with the right people, quarter this. You know, this could be the right place. The time's running out.
Reply to audiovoodoo

Burn the chimp!

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef
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PETA

People for Eating Tastey Animals

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Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

Reply to zpyrd

JustPlainJef wrote :

Burn the chimp!



Burn the Hippies! With 35% hikes in domestic gas and electricity it's the only way I'm going to stay warm this winter. [/Forward planning]

------------------------------ When you get to the right place, with the right people, quarter this. You know, this could be the right place. The time's running out.
Reply to audiovoodoo
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Better still, if you let Pike come round and talk his usual nonsense, he'll heat your gaff all winter for nowt.

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

Meh. I'll stick with lighting my own farts.

------------------------------ When you get to the right place, with the right people, quarter this. You know, this could be the right place. The time's running out.
Reply to audiovoodoo

Wanna light mine?

Reply to WingDing

The only safe way to light your farts would be from 35,000' using a B52 and Napalm.

------------------------------ When you get to the right place, with the right people, quarter this. You know, this could be the right place. The time's running out.
Reply to audiovoodoo

Sounds good.

...*bends over*...

Reply to WingDing

** calls in air support **

------------------------------ When you get to the right place, with the right people, quarter this. You know, this could be the right place. The time's running out.
Reply to audiovoodoo

...*paints target circle on ringpiece*...

Reply to WingDing

*remotely flies B-52 into Wingy's exposed arse*

*notices wingtips don't approach hitting edges of his balloon knot*

------------------------------ +35 Wingding approval points +10 Scouse approval +22 Mammary Manipulation
+5 Comedy +15 Belated Holy Points +5 Messianic Approval + 5 penile innovation
+13 Baked Ham creativity +65 Obscure Quote

Reply to KingLoftusXII
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That's a big hole.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

Reply to zpyrd

It's still flying. The internal space is cavernous.

Reply to WingDing

Inner space revisited.

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

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Reply to strangestranger

It's holding at the arse fail safe point now.

Reply to WingDing

*flies B-52 in ever larger circles in vain attempt to find a "safe" place to land*

------------------------------ +35 Wingding approval points +10 Scouse approval +22 Mammary Manipulation
+5 Comedy +15 Belated Holy Points +5 Messianic Approval + 5 penile innovation
+13 Baked Ham creativity +65 Obscure Quote

Reply to KingLoftusXII

Is that a low fuel alert I hear?

Reply to WingDing

No. That was the large-scale carpet bombing of an unusually massive polyp. Surprisingly, or perhaps not so surprisingly, it survived unscathed.

------------------------------ +35 Wingding approval points +10 Scouse approval +22 Mammary Manipulation
+5 Comedy +15 Belated Holy Points +5 Messianic Approval + 5 penile innovation
+13 Baked Ham creativity +65 Obscure Quote

Reply to KingLoftusXII

It only tickled a little.

Reply to WingDing
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