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mozzartusm   05-03-2005 at 02:01:15 AM

Has anyone seen my monkey? Hes been bad! Wheres my monkey?

:eek: If I would have shot you when I had the chance, I would be out by now :eek:
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Scamtrons_Mum   05-03-2005 at 02:02:58 AM
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In the monkey shelter, he has been spanked too often.

Gentics are fun, I only wish my little experiment had turned out better.

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mozzartusm   05-03-2005 at 02:10:53 AM
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I need to talk with you about your son. Hes a troubled young man.

:eek: If I would have shot you when I had the chance, I would be out by now :eek:
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phial   05-03-2005 at 02:31:37 AM
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I had your monkey, and I was spanking it because it was bad /Eden

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RCPilot   05-03-2005 at 03:10:36 AM
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<A HREF="http://www.studentfreestuff.com/spank_the_monkey.html" target="_new"> Heres </A> your monkey to spank.........




Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:

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phial   05-03-2005 at 03:26:02 AM
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um, thank you? o_O

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mozzartusm   05-03-2005 at 04:15:22 AM
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Thanks, but its just not the same :frown:

:eek: If I would have shot you when I had the chance, I would be out by now :eek:
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mozzartusm   05-03-2005 at 04:20:29 AM
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Thats my monkey and I dont appreciate you and Eden spanking it. Damn what a bad monkey.

Where the fuuk is everyone? Is it that damn website that I posted? dhlucke hasnt hardly come up for air since I posted that website. Ive never seen the forum this dead.

:eek: If I would have shot you when I had the chance, I would be out by now :eek:
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russell   05-03-2005 at 04:27:17 AM
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Poor poor Moz.

When you find your monkey <A HREF="http://www.britney-pictures.net/" target="_new">Here is a good reason to spank him.</A>

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eden   05-03-2005 at 05:49:00 AM
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19016 pictures of Spears, HOLY CRAP!

OOoooooooooooo Aubiiiiiiiiiiiie!

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Monkey-man   10-14-2008 at 04:37:17 PM
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catriona u mouthing bastard

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Monkey-man   10-14-2008 at 04:38:45 PM
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i like monkeys. but ive lost mine?
Has any1 seen her?
Shes fat and ugly
but very attractive towards foreingers
Call her catriona nd she will CUM

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Monkey-man   10-14-2008 at 04:42:08 PM
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Hey, im a 47year old man, seeking love with a younger female?
Possible around the age of 84?
I look a little like a monkey?
but shave like hitler ;)
Thanks thats alll for now
Live It up 2kaii7 Lots of love clare
Clareiscool@hotmail.co.uk

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audiovoodoo   10-14-2008 at 05:07:02 PM
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http://remainsofthedesi.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/evil-monkey.jpg

I'm the only primate in this forum! [/Little Britain]

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lvdax   10-15-2008 at 01:20:35 AM
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And Chimp'n ain't easy...

Message quoted 1 times
------------------------------ Now Featuring:
+10 GIMP Bonus|+5 Disturbing Pics Bonus|+5 Open source adulteration.|-3 basic fixed gag | +13 aimed at Jef |
+5 Null Points(+5 too much time -5 work too much = +5 Null) |...*** GIMPAGE!! ***...

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JustPlainJef   10-15-2008 at 10:49:11 AM
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But Necroposting is... Please stop Monkey-Ass.

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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audiovoodoo   10-15-2008 at 11:03:38 AM
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lvdax wrote :

And Chimp'n ain't easy...



Darn straight!

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KingLoftusXII   10-16-2008 at 01:47:39 AM
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Try waxing a dolphin...

------------------------------ +35 Wingding approval points +10 Scouse approval +22 Mammary Manipulation
+5 Comedy +15 Belated Holy Points +5 Messianic Approval + 5 penile innovation
+13 Baked Ham creativity +65 Obscure Quote

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audiovoodoo   10-16-2008 at 11:20:48 AM
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Easy...

** Gets out a large harpoon **

Next?

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Vokofpolisiekar   10-16-2008 at 11:38:13 AM
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Thats going to get PETA on you...

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audiovoodoo   10-16-2008 at 03:14:13 PM
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I'm a Chimp, so they like me.

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lvdax   10-16-2008 at 08:46:59 PM
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PETA doesn't like anyone. D*mn Hippies...

------------------------------ Now Featuring:
+10 GIMP Bonus|+5 Disturbing Pics Bonus|+5 Open source adulteration.|-3 basic fixed gag | +13 aimed at Jef |
+5 Null Points(+5 too much time -5 work too much = +5 Null) |...*** GIMPAGE!! ***...

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audiovoodoo   10-16-2008 at 08:48:31 PM
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Ahh.. check out the bike thread. I have hippy contacts ;)

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JustPlainJef   10-17-2008 at 11:49:50 AM
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Burn the chimp!

Message quoted 1 times
------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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zpyrd   10-17-2008 at 11:51:55 AM
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PETA

People for Eating Tastey Animals

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

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audiovoodoo   10-17-2008 at 12:34:36 PM
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JustPlainJef wrote :

Burn the chimp!



Burn the Hippies! With 35% hikes in domestic gas and electricity it's the only way I'm going to stay warm this winter. [/Forward planning]

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RobD   10-17-2008 at 12:58:55 PM
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Better still, if you let Pike come round and talk his usual nonsense, he'll heat your gaff all winter for nowt.

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
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audiovoodoo   10-17-2008 at 01:20:22 PM
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Meh. I'll stick with lighting my own farts.

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WingDing   10-17-2008 at 01:29:31 PM
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Wanna light mine?

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audiovoodoo   10-17-2008 at 01:54:01 PM
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The only safe way to light your farts would be from 35,000' using a B52 and Napalm.

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WingDing   10-17-2008 at 01:54:58 PM
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Sounds good.

...*bends over*...

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audiovoodoo   10-17-2008 at 01:55:53 PM
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** calls in air support **

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WingDing   10-17-2008 at 02:07:42 PM
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...*paints target circle on ringpiece*...

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KingLoftusXII   10-18-2008 at 02:16:10 AM
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*remotely flies B-52 into Wingy's exposed arse*

*notices wingtips don't approach hitting edges of his balloon knot*

------------------------------ +35 Wingding approval points +10 Scouse approval +22 Mammary Manipulation
+5 Comedy +15 Belated Holy Points +5 Messianic Approval + 5 penile innovation
+13 Baked Ham creativity +65 Obscure Quote

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zpyrd   10-18-2008 at 05:23:01 AM
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That's a big hole.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

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WingDing   10-18-2008 at 06:11:28 AM
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It's still flying. The internal space is cavernous.

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Strangestranger   10-18-2008 at 12:48:20 PM
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Inner space revisited.

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

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WingDing   10-18-2008 at 04:29:37 PM
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It's holding at the arse fail safe point now.

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KingLoftusXII   10-18-2008 at 05:58:32 PM
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*flies B-52 in ever larger circles in vain attempt to find a "safe" place to land*

------------------------------ +35 Wingding approval points +10 Scouse approval +22 Mammary Manipulation
+5 Comedy +15 Belated Holy Points +5 Messianic Approval + 5 penile innovation
+13 Baked Ham creativity +65 Obscure Quote

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WingDing   10-18-2008 at 09:46:57 PM
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Is that a low fuel alert I hear?

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KingLoftusXII   10-19-2008 at 02:21:04 AM
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No. That was the large-scale carpet bombing of an unusually massive polyp. Surprisingly, or perhaps not so surprisingly, it survived unscathed.

------------------------------ +35 Wingding approval points +10 Scouse approval +22 Mammary Manipulation
+5 Comedy +15 Belated Holy Points +5 Messianic Approval + 5 penile innovation
+13 Baked Ham creativity +65 Obscure Quote

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WingDing   10-19-2008 at 01:08:55 PM
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It only tickled a little.

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