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6 pints of Stella and all will be right with the world. And you can look forward to round 2 with the dopey fuckwitts tomorrow. Who's the ISP anyway?

<font color=blue>"My magic words at half-time were f*ck, bollocks, bastard, crap and piss-poor." - Mick McCarthy </font color=blue>

There's a 6er cooling nicely as we speak. And unlike some forum members I could mention, it has no intention of being there by tomorrow morning.

<font color=blue>"My magic words at half-time were f*ck, bollocks, bastard, crap and piss-poor." - Mick McCarthy </font color=blue>

Damn RC, you're 5 hours behind me and already you're beating me hands down! Have to try and remedy that, I'm hitting the fridge and right now.....

<font color=blue>"My magic words at half-time were f*ck, bollocks, bastard, crap and piss-poor." - Mick McCarthy </font color=blue>

LOL

I had an occasion to start at lunch today... Wasn't a 6 beer lunch though, only 3.... Naturally I had to crack a cold one when I got home.....



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS!

Damn, Stella is great but Duvel is my choice

They are fat ugly lady-boys and you know it.

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Welcome to my Shed of Pleasure

Neddy, they're not your typical lingerie models, so shhhh.... I did not say that.

But I tell you this, they're as hard as coffin nails from working in the bush, they have personalities to match and they dont snub their noses in the air when a bloke offers to buy her a drink and have a chat.

Its refreshing to meet women who look after themselves physically without gaining an ego to match that of Cindy Crawford or whoever men fantasise about these days [Angeline Jollie, I suppose].

The main thing is, we're all having a good time without the false pretences that comes with clubbing.

<b><font color=green> "I dont get heart attacks MothFu#@er, I give em'" Jim Brown. </b> </font color=green>

Have a great one Man!!!! Drinking at 10:30 in the morning is just fine with me.... The earlier the better really!!!

Started years ago, really... Was up in the UP camping & raising a litttle hell with a friend of mine... We had broke camp, hung over from the beer & steak on the fire from the night before... He was driveing & it was daylight... He stopped the car & said, I've got to brush my teeth... I thought WTF, this guy I've never seen him brush his teeth in the morning..... He goes back & pops the trunk & grabs a cold Coors out of the cooler & commences chugging it down.... ... ...... ....... I said Why hell, I've got to brush my teeth also, & did.....

I've always liked to brush me teeth, early in the morning from then on!!!!!

Enjoy....




Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS!

Good advice, But I have all that done already. The setup is SmoothWall Corporate Server Version 3.0 using an ADSL PCI card,this is the gatweway for the four machines in the house. Setup used for the quality of protection offered and also the ease of management of the QoS(a nightmare under express). The problem with the speed is due to the fact it is a brand new line and they have not completed the setup yet. My rant was mainly due to beer and the Fum Ducker asking me to turn of my A.V an firewall. Not likley, just spent a few hours building the thing and getting it set just right whilst waiting for the B.T engineer to come and put the line upto the house. The muppet just pissed me off, but thanks for the advice.

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No Stella for me, I'm on a low carb diet at the mo. So I've been on pint of white wine. If you are going to substitute there is no point [-peep-] about. Bulldog is the ISP, never had a problem with them before, just this one muppet pissed me off. And now for the confession, the first time I spoke to him he suggested removing the micro filter from the wall, rebooting then reconnecting. Not thinking I followed his advice(although I couldn't see how this would help), the result was I cut myself of the phone with him. End of problem as far as he is concerned, sneaky bastard. Was really mad for falling for that. Took quite a while to get hold of him again but I did and after the "turn off forewalland A.V"thing I lost it and started with the abuse of him, his parents, his slut sister, wierd creepy pedeado uncles and web footed offspring he was likley to have. Fukker cut me off, can't understand some people can you?

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Only confessed to that as I'm seeing the funny side oh it a little now that I'm only half drunk/hungover. It's not yet 9.00am here and I'mabout to crack open a bottle of vino. Was at it till about 4 this norning, I have sometime off so bollocks to it.

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I'm right there with you, Tom. I've downed 10 pints today and I'm writing this on some burnt out old laptop and my spelling and grammar are poor but who gives a damn...

Mate, at least you've been working, I can only say that its good to not be! Buggers, I'll be back at it soon enough but those thoughts can wait as I'm full of grog and having a ball.

Low-carbs means wine, eh? What about the suguar content of wine, is that an issue...

*Young lass that I'm keen on is suggestively drunk and waving to me from table with friends*... Jeez its good to be a red-blooked male...

<b><font color=green> "I dont get heart attacks MothFu#@er, I give em'" Jim Brown. </b> </font color=green>

I'll have no talk of work. I've a week off and I willsee the on;y thing working in my company is my liver.

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Tom, your grammar is horrendouss [a bloody good sign given you've got the week off now]. I had to re-read your short piece 3 times as I'm too bombed to catch your dyslexic moments when you must slide the hand across the keys instead of fingers. T-shirt, Jeans and your favourite pair of Loafers - nothing more comfortable is there?

Funnily enough, I've just been handed a glass of Cabernet Saugvninon [that's gotta be wrong] *ahh* nice drop!

Bloody boozing, a few girls on the scene, a gut full of steak, a few laughs and a glass of Western Australia's finest red...

<b><font color=green> "I dont get heart attacks MothFu#@er, I give em'" Jim Brown. </b> </font color=green>

Tee, in total agreement there, my friend: Foster's is piss, goat's piss at that. No offence to my fellow Aussies but I cant drink that rubbish to save myself.

Its good to hear a fellow Aussie visited and more importantly its good to know you opened your doors to him as from what I'm being told we dont have the best of international reputations [loudmouths, piss-heads and womanisers is enough to rock anyone's perspecitve] but we're not all like that I assure you, as I'm sure your Aussie mate proved.

Mate, our James Boags is a top beer down here, they've just released this new drop called the St George and its divine... good time memories come flooding back.

<b><font color=green> "I dont get heart attacks MothFu#@er, I give em'" Jim Brown. </b> </font color=green>