I found this on CNet this morning.
Funny
Top 10 Unintended Consequences of the Iraqi Military's PlayStation 2 Strategy
If you didn't get a Sony PlayStation 2 as a gift last week, maybe you should blame Saddam Hussein. According to a U.S. customs official, Iraqi groups purchased 1,400 PS2s from Detroit toy shops in order to ship them to Iraq's armed forces. Reportedly, the PS2's powerful chips could be put to military use, but according to a Sony representative, "If somebody buys and uses PlayStations for military purposes, it is something we cannot control." What will happen once all those PS2s arrive in Baghdad? Here are a few possibilities:
1 Parts and Labor
Iraqi government at standstill while federal employees redeployed to fill out warranty cards.
2 Fitting In
PlayStation 2 now available in camouflage colors.
3 Hollywood Calls
Saddam Hussein offered the title role in next year's highly anticipated sequel, How the Grinch Stole Detroit's Christmas.
4 Keeping Up With the Joneses
Kuwait stockpiles thousands of Atari 2600s, declares formation of elite SuperPong battalion.
5 Form Follows Function
All Iraqi tanks redesigned to include reset button.
6 Cheat Code
Pressing Triangle plus Square while pressing the Down arrow on the PS2 console annihilates Desert Shield with a roundhouse kick.
7 Fashion Sense
Iraqi armed forces required to dress like fighters in Tekken Tag Tournament.
8 Entertainment Aloft
Iraqi jets now include in-flight DVD movies.
9 Sign Me Up
Kids who didn't get a PS2 start enlisting in the Iraqi military, hoping to score a spare unit.
10 New Game
SCUD Missile Command.