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When I read Michelle Malkin's column today, 'Educational' smut for kids, I was a bit shocked ...

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The book is "Rainbow Party," by juvenile fiction author Paul Ruditis. The publisher is Simon Pulse, a kiddie lit division of the esteemed Simon & Schuster. The cover of the book features the title spelled out in fun, Crayola-bright font. Beneath the title is an illustrated array of lipsticks in bold colors ... The book opens with these two girls shopping for lipstick at the mall in advance of a special party. The girls banter as they hunt for lipsticks in every color of the rainbow ... What kind of party do you imagine they might be organizing? Perhaps a makeover party? With moms and daughters sharing their best beauty secrets and bonding in the process?

Alas, no. No parents are invited to this get-together. A "rainbow party," you see, is a gathering of boys and girls for the purpose of engaging in group oral sex. Each girl wears a different colored lipstick and leaves a mark on each boy. At night's end, the boys proudly sport their own cosmetically sealed rainbow you-know-where -- bringing a whole new meaning to the concept of "party favors."

But I wonder, why the girls in my high school wern't as bold and artistic ...

<A HREF="http://www.townhall.com/columnists/michellemalkin/mm20050526.shtml" target="_new">'Educational' smut for kids</A>

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 1965.

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umm... lol?

i dont know sounds phukked to be honest.

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Reply to mrface

Maybe it was just you!

I remember in 9th grade invited to a LAGNAF party couple of times.

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Reply to RichPLS

Yeah, that's pretty messed up.

What's next, each guy injecting dye into their nuts so that the girls could display their multicoloured facials at the end of the evening?

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing

Yeah baby. Back to those fun psychedelic '70s.

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Reply to BigMac

But isn't grade school like primary school in the UK?

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing

I was reacting on your vivid imagination, not on the intended audience for the book.

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Reply to BigMac

I'm not that familiar with the US system, what age range are they talking about?

Mind you, these days it seems to matter less and less.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing

According to the linked article the kids in the book are supposedly portraying average 14-15 year olds. Presumably that's the target audience (I guess).

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Experience comes from bad judgement.

Reply to Confoundicator

Well on the basis of what's legal, you'd have to question what the author is proposing (or potentially inciting).

I may be a pervert but I draw the bloody line at that.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing

:lol: :lol: Ahh, Wing's - superb!!! Here I was going through the thread thinking how this kind of crap demeans women, corrupts the souls of both sexes etc and then you chime in with a superlative beauty!!! My friend, all seriousness now thrown out the window - hand me the syringe with the fluro pink in it!!!

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Reply to BomberBill

I'm going for the permanent lime green dye. And let's saw open our nuts, insert the dye and staple them back together again.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing

Wing's how about an anal gel that is marketed as 'all new - spice up your Rainbow parties with glow in the dark, super penetrator gel - huge choice of colours and you'll never miss again!

I think I've moved away from teenagers gangbangin' one another into the more traditional 'Californian Rainbow' parties whereby grown men and women didn't bother with the lipstick...

Mate, at the least, you can trial it at your next 'pelvis buster' party and we'll take it to market after that.

 "America is full of vociferous minorities and silent majorities". Richard Nixon on the Progressive Party's failed presidential candidate, Henry Wallace.

Reply to BomberBill

Kids are really focked up these days. My Mom is a 5th grade school teacher. It amazes me to hear some of the shite that they are doing at this age. These kids are having sex when they are in the 5th grade. WTF? If its not sex, its death threats or guns and knives. There are alot of parents that need to be taken out back and shot.

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Reply to mozzartusm

So how old are 5th graders? 10?

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Reply to BigMac

Yea ... about 10 ... I find this book and the fact that it is probably happening really to be disgusting ... and I do blame the permissive attitudes portrayed by TV (media) and popular music ... oh yea, and Paris Hilton at minimum ...

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 1965.

Reply to Jake_Barnes

ahh, Paris Hilton [/daydreams of a rainbow party with her}

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And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign</pre>

Reply to RichPLS

....Vanessa Paradis.... :eek:

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing

Yea, I think around 10 would be correct.

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Reply to mozzartusm

Don't tell me they're slurping pole at 10 these days. You gotta be kidding me.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing

There doing more than slurping. Two 5th graders were caught 2 times this year in the broom closet. The first time they didnt have enough time to do anything before the janitor found them. the second time they were caught they didnt have any clothes on. Both were expelled for the remainder of the year.

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Reply to mozzartusm

Not just confined to the US too. It's going on over here as well, with similar age groups. Fock, at 10 all I wanted to do was kick a ball around with my mates.

"My magic words at half-time were f*ck, bollocks, bastard, crap and piss-poor." - Mick McCarthy

Reply to RobD

I think at 10, I had just really discovered my right hand ... [/good hand too]

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 1965.

Reply to Jake_Barnes

Sadly, I developed late. 13 IIRC. Too busy playing footie. Everyone says kids grow up too quick these days, but something is driving this, society in general I think.

However, in your teens, now those are fun times!

"My magic words at half-time were f*ck, bollocks, bastard, crap and piss-poor." - Mick McCarthy

Reply to RobD

I'd love to be able to redo my teens ... knowing what I know now ... that would be amazing!

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 1965.

Reply to Jake_Barnes

Oh yeah, know where you're coming from on that one mate. Would absolutely rule. Wouldn't have turned down a couple of dead certs, more fool me.

"My magic words at half-time were f*ck, bollocks, bastard, crap and piss-poor." - Mick McCarthy

Reply to RobD

I never turned down too many as it was ... but the quality and frquency would definately have been elevated ...

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 1965.

Reply to Jake_Barnes

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I never turned down too many as it was

I did, face down that is :tongue:

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Reply to mozzartusm

Ok Mozz ... that's funny ...

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 1965.

Reply to Jake_Barnes

lmfao

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Reply to mrface

You know, it just occurred to me ... we aren't giving Eden any party ideas here are we?

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 1965.

Reply to Jake_Barnes

Now that one I didn't get.

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Reply to eden

The date's already been set and DH's crew is set to come next week. I'm having a Jackson 5 soundtrack to be played.

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Reply to eden

Let's play spin the bottle.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing

LOL. Poor Ede.

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Reply to Auburn9698

Aubie I miss your ass!

Is it ok if I came at night while you dream, and finger you for a few moments while Hope is in the bathroom?

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Reply to eden

This is not a shock.

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Reply to mozzartusm

On Auburn's behalf.... red card! Off the field. TMGDI! Begone foul fluttery thingy, before I get my can of Raid on yer arse! And it would not be pleasant.

"My magic words at half-time were f*ck, bollocks, bastard, crap and piss-poor." - Mick McCarthy

Reply to RobD

Yup, yup. That's foul.

You're welcome to try, Ede. I just refinished my dad's old shotgun but haven't shot it yet and am kind of anxious to try it out, to be honest.

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Reply to Auburn9698

wow... man did i ever grow up in a sheltered little world... DAMN, this is like every teenage boys DREAM!

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Reply to phial

So no one has heard of LAGNAF parties back in the 80's?

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And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign</pre>

Reply to RichPLS

Dude i was born in 83'

And no.. lol.. we had nothing like this! lmao@

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Reply to phial

I was raising hell in the 80's, but dont know what a LAGNAF party is. Please explain.

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Reply to mozzartusm

Let's All Get Naked And Fvkc!

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And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign</pre>

Reply to RichPLS

Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

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And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign</pre>

Reply to RichPLS

Since when?
Try and hit me, Wusy.
What!?!
I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.

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And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign</pre>

Reply to RichPLS

I spent last summer with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
I shot like 50 of 'em with a 12-gauge! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?

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And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign</pre>

Reply to RichPLS

My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out to visit, but she couldn't cause she's doing some modeling right now.
My current girlfriend
Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious.

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And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign</pre>

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