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Sherm Pendley <spamtrap@dot-app.org> wrote in message news:<x8-dneLnDs8IrIbcRVn-hA@adelphia.com>...
> Neodymium wrote:
>
> > I liked the idea of calling it simply "Rogue" and spoofing Vogue covers.
> >
>
> Wonderful... now I'm stuck with a mental image of a half-orc in a
> bikini. It's a sight only Captain Kirk would love, let me tell you.
>
That reminds me of this from ages and ages ago...
"From: Simon de Vet (sdevet@istar.ca)
Subject: Filk (Not the quest...)
Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.adom
Date: 1998/10/16
[Enter, Stage Right, an Orc Barbarian. Said Barbarian walks towards
stage center. About halfway, he trips, and begins to prance around to
music just starting. The Barbarian begins to sing:]
Brabarian: "Oh... I wish I were a Chaos Ending Winner!
That is what I'd truly like to be!
For if I were a Chaos Ending Winner,
Everyone would be so proud of me!"
[Upon ending of first verse, the back curtian rises, and an entire
chorus line of Trolls, dressed in tutus appear. They begin singing, arm
in arm, kicking out their legs in unison to the music]
Trolls: "Oh, he wish he were a Chaos Ending Winner!
That is what he truly want to be.
For if he were a Chaos Ending Winner,
We would be so very proud of he!"
[As this verse comes to an end, things seem to be happening. A Booming
Voice (The-One-Who-Rages, perhaps?) joins the chorus. A dozen Fire
Elementals join, as a torch procession. Greater Molochs stand by the
sides, framing the group, grinning. A big finish.]
All: "Oh, I wish/he wish I/he were a Chaos Ending Winner!
That is what I/he truly want to be.
For if I/he were a Chaos Ending Winner,
Everyone/We would be so proud of me/he!"
Tada. Adom, the musical."