Goodbye, "TOm"...

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Twisted One's Mother, level 5 troll, was killfiled by the Twisted One
on level rgrd of the Usenet server.
He survived 13235 off-topic posts and scored -1198 points.
He found the Usenet Arena.
He stormed rec.games.roguelike.development.
He ventured into rec.games.roguelike.misc.
He fought in every thread.
He faced The Twisted One.

He killfiled 0 out of 29 regular posters. (0%)
This cowardly troll killfiled none of them!

-- Statistics ------------------------------------------------

Mental Health -80/50 Experience 854/2
ToHit +50 ToDmg Ranged -50 ToDmg Melee -50

-- Traits ----------------------------------------------------

Son of a bitch (Level 3)
Brute (Level 3)
Tough as nails (Level 1)
Finesse (Level -3)

-- Equipment -------------------------------------------------

[a] [ Armor ] green armor [1/1] (54%)
[b] [ Weapon ] combat keyboard (6d3) [5/5]
[c] [ Boots ] steel boots [2/2] (100%)

-- Inventory -------------------------------------------------

[a] green armor [1/1] (87%)
[b] combat mouse (1d6)
[c] newsreader (2d4) [6/6]
[d] keyboard (6d3) [1/1]
[e] news server (4d4) [1/1]
[f] 10mm ammo (x100)
[g] 10mm ammo (x58)
[h] write new post key (x44)
[i] write followup key (x50)
[j] flame (x50)
[k] powerful flame (x3)
[l] phase device
[m] thermonuclear post

-- Kills -----------------------------------------------------

5 keyboards worn out
9 mice
7 internet accounts revoked
3 lost posts

-- History ---------------------------------------------------

He started his journey in rgrd.
On level 2 he battled through a maze of posts.
Afterwards he fought in every thread.
On level 3 he battled through a maze of posts.
On level 4 he battled through a maze of posts.
On level 5 he battled through a maze of posts.
On level 6 he made a newsgroup hellish.
He then stormed rec.games.roguelike.development.
On level 7 he battled through a maze of posts.
On level 8 he found a hellish trolling tactic.
On level 9 he found a hellish posting style.
He then ventured into rec.games.roguelike.misc.
On level 10 he battled through a maze of posts.
On level 11 he found a hellish new ISP willing to host his spewing.
Afterwards he witnessed the near-destruction of rgrd.
There finally he was killfiled by the Twisted One.

-- General ---------------------------------------------------

Before him 29 brave souls have ventured into rgrd:
0 of those were killfiled.
And 2 couldn't handle the stress and left the newsgroup.

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One ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them."

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Twisted One wrote:
> Twisted One's Mother, level 5 troll, was killfiled by the Twisted One
[snip]

Mega-ROTFL ;-)

Makes me wonder about doing a DoomRL variant :-D
--
At your service,
Kornel Kisielewicz (charonATmagma-net.pl) [http://chaos.magma-net.pl]
"Well, the philosophy of the World of Shadows is based on most of the
degenerate, immoral and foremost amoral philosophical beliefs of our
world exagarated to the maximum." --Anubis

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Twisted One wrote:
[TOM's DYWYPI log]

That might be the best work I've seen from you. Bravo!