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Did they end when Jesus died? I don't remember hearing any water to wine, feeding of the masses, or raising from dead stories since Jesus died.

Have you?

Do not get me going on the fish and wine miracle. Great story telling like the size of those fish you caught in Canada as a youth . Get bigger with every bottle of wine.

That fish was every bit as big as me, when I was 12.
Teeth were sharp and jagged.
No time to think.
Just jumped in and wrestled to shore with my bare hands!


<pre><font color=red>°¤o,¸¸¸,o¤°`°¤o \\// o¤°`°¤o,¸¸¸,o¤°
And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign</pre><p></font color=red>

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Getting my wife out of the more expensive shoe shops is a focking miracle. Will that do?

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Reply to WingDing

Not bad.

Getting all my parts for my new PC to arrive on time and in working order.

That would be one.

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Reply to camieabz

Getting Eden to STFU...now even God couldn't swing that one.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing

Don't use "swing" and "Eden" in one sentence, please?

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Reply to BigMac

Hmmmm...good advice....better not mention 'Jesus juice' either...

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing

Stop giving her money?

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<b>It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.</b>

Reply to phial

She has her own credit card. And we have a joint bank account. And she's taller than me.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing

I heard of one in this past century that was witnessed by at least a thousand people, and was printed in the New York Times .. i think.. just gotta dig up the name. I think it was in Italy or some country near there.

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<b>It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.</b>

Reply to phial

the apostles were last humans that were able to perform miracles. ie: paul was blind and he regained his sight through the power of Jesus. on the day of penacost; all of the apostles were able to speak the languages of all the surronding travellers. paul actually healed lame men to walk. there are more instances if you want me to look them up for you and they were all posthumous Jesus.

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Reply to mrface

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA............. wuss!

...*points mockingly*...

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Reply to RobD

**Joins in the pointing**

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Reply to Ned_Flanders

there are miracles in this day. i have seen and experienced them. healings and such. water into wine and walking on water, theres no practical use for these things and i think when they were done they were more for "show" than anything else. not that jesus was showing off but it was done to make a large impact on a large number of people.

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Reply to jihiggs

*** Points at Ned for no particular reason***

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Reply to camieabz

**Points back**

**Tumbleweed**.........

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Reply to Ned_Flanders

* Keeps pointing *


* Dog barks *

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Reply to camieabz

**Old woman walks by**

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Reply to Ned_Flanders

...*old woman is actually Wingding in a dead woman's skin*...

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing

**Uses other hand to point at wingding**

**More tumbleweed**

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Reply to Ned_Flanders

Now let's see what you're doing with the other hand....

AW DUDE, THAT'S NOT HYGIENIC!!! :mad:

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing

coming from you, it must be nasty[/do ya like the double overtones on that one?]

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Reply to mrface

You can shut me up if you give me good time. No miracle then... :tongue:

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Reply to eden

Both literally and figuratively true.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing

I can fill you up, sweetie...[/fag lisp]

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing

Ahhh....getting Ede to STFU....yeah, that would just be too good to be true.

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Reply to Auburn9698

Yeah...life just ain't that good.. :frown:

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Reply to WingDing

Quote :

I can fill you up, sweetie...[/fag lisp]



ha ha h.,...

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<b>It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.</b>

Reply to phial

Up yours heretic!

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Reply to eden

That's so Monty Python.

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Reply to camieabz

It is?

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Reply to eden

It is.

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Reply to camieabz

Is it?

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Reply to Ned_Flanders

Tis...

<pre><font color=red>°¤o,¸¸¸,o¤°`°¤o \\// o¤°`°¤o,¸¸¸,o¤°
And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign</pre><p></font color=red>

Reply to RichPLS

Tits...

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Reply to dunklegend

BigTits...

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Reply to camieabz

Tits it is...

<pre><font color=red>°¤o,¸¸¸,o¤°`°¤o \\// o¤°`°¤o,¸¸¸,o¤°
And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign</pre><p></font color=red>

Reply to RichPLS

No it isn't!

[/let the Monty Python sillyness commence]

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