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riser   06-20-2005 at 03:53:13 PM
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I was reading the latest thread from Wusy and had a small post about 'what the hell is a noob?'.. so I'm walking down to get a cup of coffee at work.. and I was thinking to myself..

Most noobs don't know their a noob.. so we need to help them know that they're a noob.. but was is the real definition of a noob.. so, do a search on 'definition of noob' and let's see what everything finds.

I found, from America's Army forum (which happened to be the #1 result of 'definition of noob' on Google):

Deorgatory slang for a player who does something stupid, often repeatedly, and who may be a new player

I like the "does something stupid; often"

<A HREF="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=noob" target="_new">UrbuanDictionary Def of Noob</A>

Shortened form of "newbie," the most hilarious insult ever invented, in which a person who uses a computer game too much is ridiculing one who does not, for being "new" at the game, which of course they once were. Generally speaking, the speaker of this "insult" is one who should be on the receiving end of most insults. Commonly found in allegiance with "1337$1'331<," or "leetspeak," the accepted language of computer gaming geeks which takes a ludicrous amount of time to type.

(A good deal of this definition is opinionated, given. But the definition still resides within.)
"MY ARE 1337 CRO-MAGNON H4XX0R!!! MY ARE PWN J00!!! n00b!!!"


I prefer the first definition so far myself..

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RichPLS   06-20-2005 at 03:55:40 PM
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Hmmm. so wuzy is a Lifer Noob.

<pre><font color=red>°¤o,¸¸¸,o¤°`°¤o \\// o¤°`°¤o,¸¸¸,o¤°
And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign</pre><p></font color=red>

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riser   06-20-2005 at 05:41:35 PM
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I really like the "spends too much time" portion of the non-noob.. like there is a happy medium or something.

Too much is never enough, and enough is always too little.


and another damn thing.. why do the majority of people that work with computers lack a f***ing sense of humor?

Everything is so serious and any sense of humor is completely void.

I don't talk about computers outside forums and at work.. No one knows I work with computers and I don't let people know cause they instantly get some stereotype that I'm a basement dwelling, game playing, mountain dew code red, haven't showered in 3 weeks because I want that extra time to play my game or search the web for the latest nerd gadget type.

I hate the stereotype.. because it's so damn true with the majority of people who work on computers. Long hair in a pony tail, with an AC/DC or Metallica shirt..

or just really nerdy looking with tacky clothing.

I probably just pegged 80% of posters.. but hey, I picked the field and I get to work around these types of people. I guess it helps me feel better.. and look/dress better.

/grin

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dunklegend   06-20-2005 at 05:56:29 PM
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I agree that not everybody that likes computers has to be a nerd. There's a big percentage that looks like the description you gave, computers is a hobby to me but I have other <A HREF="http://www.scamtron.com/php/dunklegend.htm" target="_new">hobbies</A>

<font color=blue>If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on</font color=blue>

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riser   06-20-2005 at 07:54:47 PM
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You like jumping? Since when is that a hobby?? haha

I have a huge list of hobbies that I do.. and I do well at work within my field.. but then you have those people who give up everything except computers.

There can be only 1 Bill Gates.. and guess what.. and that slot is filled and probably won't exist again for a long time.. unless you figure out some massive world dominating 'thingie' that creates a revolution.

Not that I doubt people today are capable of it, but I doubt that kind of opportunity still exists in the computer field.. to the degree that Bill Gates grasped.

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dunklegend   06-20-2005 at 08:13:46 PM
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Actually I'm an engineer, and basketball, and computers are my hobbies.

White nerds CAN jump! =p

<font color=blue>If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on</font color=blue>

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WingDing   06-20-2005 at 08:22:10 PM
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Yeah, but they can't dance.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

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dunklegend   06-20-2005 at 08:37:06 PM
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That's sad, but true :frown:

<font color=blue>If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on</font color=blue>

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riser   06-20-2005 at 09:15:53 PM
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I used to work with your type.. man.. you guys were horrible. haha :)

But there are some really cool ones.. I worked with 300.. and maybe 10 had personalities. :)

What kind of engineer?

I worked with structural, mechanical, chemical, process, civil, and a few other random ones.. a big variety but that's the general variety..

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dunklegend   06-20-2005 at 09:25:17 PM
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Electrical Engineer

<font color=blue>If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on</font color=blue>

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WingDing   06-21-2005 at 12:21:28 AM
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You can hide up my arse. There's plenty of room, just be careful because Eden's greasy cock slides in and out occassionally.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

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WingDing   06-21-2005 at 12:28:33 AM
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And bring an umbrella. There can be sudden showers in there, if you know what I mean.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

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riser   06-21-2005 at 05:08:36 AM
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An incinerator in his arse...


Ever hear that guy talk about the gerbil up the guy's hole and his butt buddy held a match to his hole and blew the gerbil out and severely burned the guy?

An incinerator... with all that gas..

I'll just sit back and watch this happen..


I have to add this link in.. it's great:
<A HREF="http://www.big-boys.com/articles/fword.html" target="_new">click for the word of the day</A>

And the ultimate gerbil story..
<A HREF="http://www.ourstrand.com/jokes/12-16-2000.htm" target="_new">raggot the gerbil</A>

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mrface   06-21-2005 at 05:59:39 AM
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funny thing is wusy is a n00b.

"Like a scrotum, there it is in a nutshell."
<font color=red>Roll Tide!</font color=red>
<A HREF="http://www.cameronwilliamson.com" target="_new">-={Psychotic Sociopath.}=-</A>

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mrface   06-21-2005 at 06:01:57 AM
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H4|2, H4|2!

"Like a scrotum, there it is in a nutshell."
<font color=red>Roll Tide!</font color=red>
<A HREF="http://www.cameronwilliamson.com" target="_new">-={Psychotic Sociopath.}=-</A>

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RCPilot   06-21-2005 at 07:21:58 AM
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My thought as well....



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:

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BigMac   06-21-2005 at 08:30:01 AM
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Quote :


Ever hear that guy talk about the gerbil up the guy's hole and his butt buddy held a match to his hole and blew the gerbil out and severely burned the guy?



Of course we heared about that, that is the whole point of urban legends. Everybody hears about it. It just never happened, of course, but who cares?


BigMac

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WingDing   06-21-2005 at 08:35:15 AM
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I care :frown:

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

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BigMac   06-21-2005 at 09:54:05 AM
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But not about the gerbil...

BigMac

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WingDing   06-21-2005 at 10:13:33 AM
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True, true.....

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

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riser   06-23-2005 at 05:51:54 PM
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So, explain to use how that gerbil thing works from your experiences..

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russell   06-24-2005 at 03:42:44 AM
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If you want to hear about that, then your mind is more warped then our Wingy's.

.
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<font color=red>!#&$</font color=red> :eek: ---<font color=blue><i><b>There's the facts</font color=blue>....<font color=green> the twisted facts </font color=green>...the distorted facts</font color=blue>,...Then There's</i><font color=red> Journalism!</font color=red></b>

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riser   06-24-2005 at 06:12:11 AM
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haha I was asking for the betterment of the forum community..

sometimes someone has to step up and take one for the team..

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morbidangel   06-24-2005 at 06:15:43 AM
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wow all this time i have been miss reading your name as drunklegend but then when i saw the b-ball pics i realized it was dunk not drunk.

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eden   06-24-2005 at 06:17:44 AM
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That gives you the aptly deserved name "Drunklegend" then...

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TeeTewl   06-24-2005 at 09:48:23 AM
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I'm impressed, you don't appear to be really tall but you <i>DO</i> get serious air...nice pics dunkster.

<font color=red>GO BUCKS!</font color=red>

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WingDing   06-24-2005 at 09:58:29 AM
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The only serious air I detect is from his bottom. Man, he's rank. He's gotta stop eating those egg and onion sandwiches.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

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TeeTewl   06-24-2005 at 10:03:00 AM
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Speaking of ol' farts I'm fine thanks for asking...How do you do my young Irish perv-machine?

<font color=red>GO BUCKS!</font color=red>

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TeeTewl   06-24-2005 at 10:06:19 AM
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<A HREF="http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/news.php?artc=21471]she has the pussy she makes the rules" target="_new">http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/news.php?artc=21471]she has the pussy she makes the rules</A>... A picture truly is worth a thousand words, (work safe)

<font color=red>GO BUCKS!</font color=red>

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WingDing   06-24-2005 at 10:31:18 AM
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I'm living in Ireland, so I'm bloody miserable, thanks :-(

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

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TeeTewl   06-24-2005 at 10:36:30 AM
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Well scratch that tour off my list...

<font color=red>GO BUCKS!</font color=red>

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WingDing   06-24-2005 at 10:38:14 AM
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That's probably a sensible move. If you visited you'd be cold, miserable and wet. And then I'd anally rape you [you're welcome]

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

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TeeTewl   06-24-2005 at 10:44:46 AM
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You can't rape the willing...

<font color=red>GO BUCKS!</font color=red>

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WingDing   06-24-2005 at 10:57:52 AM
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My God man you've a lot to learn about my scabby cock....

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

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TeeTewl   06-24-2005 at 11:05:08 AM
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I won't <i>pick</i> on you then...

<font color=red>GO BUCKS!</font color=red>

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WingDing   06-24-2005 at 04:00:04 PM
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...*weak laughter*...

Man, that's pretty thin for a Friday.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

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dunklegend   06-24-2005 at 04:17:59 PM
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I'm 5'11" so yeah it's not tall if you play basketball.

<font color=red>Left to themselves, all things go from bad to worse</font color=red>

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RichPLS   06-24-2005 at 04:20:29 PM
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So you were raised by cheatah's, huh?

<pre><font color=red>°¤o,¸¸¸,o¤°`°¤o \\// o¤°`°¤o,¸¸¸,o¤°
And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign</pre><p></font color=red>

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dunklegend   06-24-2005 at 04:25:16 PM
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Not really, but I do like to eat cheetos. I guess that's close enough.
<---- COOL, new title :cool:

<font color=green>If you work on a thing long enough to improve it, It will break</font color=green>

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mrface   06-24-2005 at 07:06:25 PM
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its not easy being cheesy

"Like a scrotum, there it is in a nutshell."
<font color=red>Roll Tide!</font color=red>
<A HREF="http://www.cameronwilliamson.com" target="_new">-={Psychotic Sociopath.}=-</A>

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riser   06-24-2005 at 07:16:32 PM
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Anyone remember the Noid from Dominos? Avoid the Noid. He could jump.

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mrface   06-24-2005 at 08:12:38 PM
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you mean the little red guy? i forgot his name; it prolly was the noid

"Like a scrotum, there it is in a nutshell."
<font color=red>Roll Tide!</font color=red>
<A HREF="http://www.cameronwilliamson.com" target="_new">-={Psychotic Sociopath.}=-</A>

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riser   06-24-2005 at 08:52:55 PM
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yeah. always chasing the pizza on a pogo stick or something.
everyone liked the noid, no one knew what he was though.
that's back when mcdonald's had commercials aimed at the whole population.. now they seem to just target Black people instead.

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mrface   06-25-2005 at 02:18:14 AM
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lmfao

"Like a scrotum, there it is in a nutshell."
<font color=red>Roll Tide!</font color=red>
<A HREF="http://www.cameronwilliamson.com" target="_new">-={Psychotic Sociopath.}=-</A>

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