i couldn't resist
the Cyrix III is the pea green out-of-tune '75 Honda Civic riding on bald Frisbee-sized tires going uphill and into a headwind.
<b> copied from tomshardware.com, cyrix III review, conclusion page </b>
I love that quote
-- They have found a way to harness the power of a thunderstorm and expell it with great force!--