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Jakob Creutzig wrote:
> YANI: Wandering preacher. Does zero damage plus
> sleep attack. Listening raises alginment,
> however.
> "The preacher sermonises endlessly about the glory
> of the right path. You fall asleep." (with sleep
> resistance, "You barely stay awake.", as a priest
> "You listen with great interest and nod
> knowingly."). "You awake/feel inspired".
> Level-ports away after one sermon.
I like it.
The level ported priest waits at the stairs on the
next level down, with a stack of pamphlets a.k.a.
"scrolls of revealed truth", and offers you one if
you dare to #chat, always revealing his/her
affiliation in the response.
Reading one of these from a cross-aligned priest
should anger your god, regardless of BUC status.
Dropping one _un_read should be a luck hit.
>From a co-aligned priest, reading a cursed one of
these could decrease your intelligence. Reading an
uncursed one should have no effect except the
passing of time. Reading a blessed one from a
co-aligned wandering priest might get you some minor
meaningless favor from your deity, like "golden
pedicure".
Cursed ones should outnumber blessed ones two to one.
I especially like this YANI if the game detects you
quaffing unknown potions in a locked closet for
safety, but you find the door opened with a spell of
knock, and this cross-aligned insistent yahoo priest
standing there asking you if you want to accept
foo-god as your personal savior, who won't get
(his/her foot) out of the door until you accept
listening to a scripture lesson.
Mixed with a just quaffed potion of hallucination,
this could lead to endless YAFMC hilarity.
HTH
xanthian, there should be a grotesque alignment
penalty for killing a co-aligned one of these, but
you should hear "the whole dungeon breathes a sigh
of relief" if you kill a cross aligned one, and
get a nice alignment boost.
YANI-helper: Sleep affect is much longer and more
potentially lethal if you encounter these guys in
pairs.
[Being technically still married to a Mormon
wife, I'm not even going to _mention_ bicycles.]
Oops!
YANI: change the current "no gift" prayer responses
to be ones giving one of a selection of meaningless
gifts of the "golden pedicure" variety, having no
game effect, purely for dungeon dressing and to
confuse new players that little extra bit that
somethnig meaningful must have happened.
Anhur seems satisfied. You notice that your hair
is now neatly trimmed.
Tyr seems satisfied. Your shoes now feel more
comfortable.
Odin seems satisfied. Your gout hurts less.
The Lady seems satisfied. Your knapsack straps
don't cut into your shoulders so much.
Crom seems satisfied. Your breath is now minty
fresh.
usw