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"Justin Hiltscher" <jdhilts@ubsi.com> wrote in message news:<hTjXd.7152$DW.2186@newssvr17.news.prodigy.com>...
> "Kent Paul Dolan" <xanthian@well.com> wrote in message
> news:1110266155.784367.129990@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
> > Raisse the Thaumaturge wrote:
> >> Jacobs wrote:
> >
> >>> I was fighting a chameleon, not hallucinating and
> >>> I get the words "the dresser hits." What the
> >>> heck?
> >
> >> That's a mid-level healer title. It probably
> >> looked like a white @ at the time.
> >
> > Somebody, someday, is going to show up with YAFMC
> > between that and either a large box or a chest,
> > and then it will be a "You kick the chest. The lock
> > breaks. The dresser hits! *FURNITURE FIGHT!!!!*"
> > kind of a day.
>
> "When... we're... human again! Only human again!
> When we're knickknacks and whatnots no more....!"
The dresser hits! -More-
A blouse wraps itself around your body! -More-
Your arms are caught! You can't move! -More-
The dresser hits! A pair of dirty socks smacks you in the face! -More-
You pass out from the stench. -More-
The dresser hits! A scarf wraps itself around your neck! -More-
It squeezes you tighter! You are being choked! -More-
You gasp for breath! -More-
You die from suffocation. -More-
The dresser eagerly appropriates all your clothing. -More-
Do you want your possessions identified?
Cause of death: strangled by a dresser while helpless.
Artemis the Ranger