Love AMD,but sleep with INTEL

And the only reason I`m sleeping with her is for the STABILITY she offers to our relationship. Sure she is`nt as good in bed as AMD is, but at least half way during sex she is`nt going to crash on me and roll over and sleep.

"Give me loving woman" and Intel jumps and keeps going all night long.....but my AMD lady is too damn moody. "I`ve got a headache, that time of the month" and so on...

If only she would get off thoses VIA\ALI\SIS pills then our relationship would be just fine.

It`s a sad day when I start compairing sex to my computer.



Your new hardware is out-of-date

you people must be buying [-peep-] mobos with AMD chips or have some serious internal problems

Ive had AMD chips since the 333 was big and have never had a problem with them that wasnt related to something i purposly did

Intel cheerleaders maybe?

I have a duron 800, a via mobo and a geforce 2mx. I have never had one single crash, but then again im only playing counterstrike and unreal tornament.

What you gotta remember Andy is that most Amd bitches are still trying to figure out what notepad does. Thats why they'll come in here and tell you its super stable and super quick. Munchin all that diick kinda plays with their minds.

"Cock-a-doodle-do" is what I say to my girl when I wake her UP in the morning!!

Your name says it all....want a banana? I hear AMD give them away free (only one per customer now) with every computer.

BTW I hear that VIA\ALI\SIS have claimed they know nothing about the +- 10 000 bananas that went missing last Wednesday, but a pic taken proves they had the day off and were sitting in the surrounding trees munching. More news is that when the AMD guy came to visit he slid on a babana peel and broke this arm....but they gave him a banana and it was all fine again, smiles all round.

No wonder they can`t get their chipsets working.

Your new hardware is out-of-date

tonestar is at typical intelfanatic. He has been rip off when he got his DELL-pc. Now he wont admit it his mistake and insults all the people who did some research before they build their own pc.
Munkey on the other hand actually uses tech-werbs.

thats cool if thats is what you prefer. but personally i like them younger chicks


is this reality... i thought it would more realistic.

In monkey language: Aaaw shucks....what dell pc is you talkins bout? Never had me no dell pc. I's runs me's some duallies at home that I's builds miself. Doggon don't be's spreadin no rumours.
In English: I have never had a name brand pc. I have two duallies ar home I put together myself (2xPII 45Mhz and 2x PIII 733Mhz). Don't tell lies.

"Cock-a-doodle-do" is what I say to my girl when I wake her UP in the morning!!

So you think your Intel is faithful to you? I would be suspicious if I were you, she's probably committing fraud along with that Rambus guy and sleeping with someone else.

> All those broken machines give me job security.

dude, you finally came clean about all the problems associated with running AMD/VIA in a networked enviroment, I f**k'n salute you!

"AMD/VIA...you are the weakest link, good bye!"

That's precisely why I'm going to get rid of my AMD Duron/VIA mobo and I'm getting an Intel (no AMD) chipset motherboard with a PIII or PIV cpu. I've started doing real networking now, especially since I got my CCNA last December, and now I have headaches from my system randomly crashing.



The more you brag about your CPU, the more we realize how small you are in other areas.