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What do you do when the dragon's cooch is dry as a bone and the fate of
the world depends on your making it with her so she'll push out a
half-dragon hero who will save everyone from the evil lesbilich and her
bi-curious tiefling minions?

- Ron ^*^

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"Werebat" <ranpoirier@cox.net> wrote in message
newsGMVd.35838$755.23958@lakeread05...
>
> What do you do when the dragon's cooch is dry as a bone and the fate of
> the world depends on your making it with her so she'll push out a
> half-dragon hero who will save everyone from the evil lesbilich and her
> bi-curious tiefling minions?

I would sever the cord connecting your keyboard to its computer.

-Michael

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Michael Scott Brown wrote:
> "Werebat" <ranpoirier@cox.net> wrote in message
> newsGMVd.35838$755.23958@lakeread05...
>
>>What do you do when the dragon's cooch is dry as a bone and the fate of
>>the world depends on your making it with her so she'll push out a
>>half-dragon hero who will save everyone from the evil lesbilich and her
>>bi-curious tiefling minions?
>
>
> I would sever the cord connecting your keyboard to its computer.

Ah, but you CAN'T! Joy!

- Ron ^*^

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Werebat wrote:
> What do you do when the dragon's cooch is dry as a bone and the fate
of
> the world depends on your making it with her so she'll push out a
> half-dragon hero who will save everyone from the evil lesbilich and
her
> bi-curious tiefling minions?
>
> - Ron ^*^

Damn, Ron. I think you just wrote my next campaign.

Is the lesbilich diesel or lipstick?

--
Jay Knioum
The Mad Afro

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On Thu, 03 Mar 2005 18:00:35 -0500, Werebat wrote:

>
> What do you do when the dragon's cooch is dry as a bone and the fate of
> the world depends on your making it with her so she'll push out a
> half-dragon hero who will save everyone from the evil lesbilich and her
> bi-curious tiefling minions?

Pull out a bottle of Oh! My.

--
Phoenix

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madafro@sbcglobal.net wrote:
> Werebat wrote:
>
>>What do you do when the dragon's cooch is dry as a bone and the fate
>
> of
>
>>the world depends on your making it with her so she'll push out a
>>half-dragon hero who will save everyone from the evil lesbilich and
>
> her
>
>>bi-curious tiefling minions?
>>
>> - Ron ^*^
>
>
> Damn, Ron. I think you just wrote my next campaign.
>
> Is the lesbilich diesel or lipstick?

She's a lipstick lesbilich rich bitch with a switch.

- Ron ^*^

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Werebat wrote:
> madafro@sbcglobal.net wrote:

> > Is the lesbilich diesel or lipstick?
>
> She's a lipstick lesbilich rich bitch with a switch.
>

You remind me of the bitch.
Which bitch?
The bitch with the switch.
What switch?
The switch from the lich.
Which lich?
Lesbilich.
You remind me of the bitch.

(So sorry, David.)

--
Jay Knioum
The Mad Afro

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> What do you do when the dragon's cooch is dry as a bone and the fate of
> the world depends on your making it with her so she'll push out a
> half-dragon hero who will save everyone from the evil lesbilich and her
> bi-curious tiefling minions?

*perks up* Bi-curious teiflings?! WHERE?!

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Between saving the world and having a spot of tea Werebat said

> What do you do when the dragon's cooch is dry as a bone and the fate of
> the world depends on your making it with her so she'll push out a
> half-dragon hero who will save everyone from the evil lesbilich and her
> bi-curious tiefling minions?

Lambrusco

--
Rob Singers
"All your Ron are belong to us"
Credo Elvem ipsum etiam vivere

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elfbard wrote:

>>What do you do when the dragon's cooch is dry as a bone and the fate of
>>the world depends on your making it with her so she'll push out a
>>half-dragon hero who will save everyone from the evil lesbilich and her
>>bi-curious tiefling minions?
>
>
> *perks up* Bi-curious teiflings?! WHERE?!

They're 3.0 tieflings, hopefully. :^)

- Ron ^*^

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madafro@sbcglobal.net wrote:

> Werebat wrote:
>
>>madafro@sbcglobal.net wrote:
>
>
>
>>>Is the lesbilich diesel or lipstick?
>>
>>She's a lipstick lesbilich rich bitch with a switch.
>>
>
>
> You remind me of the bitch.
> Which bitch?
> The bitch with the switch.
> What switch?
> The switch from the lich.
> Which lich?
> Lesbilich.
> You remind me of the bitch.
>
> (So sorry, David.)

Actually I think the beswitched lipstick lesbilich rich bitch is played
by Parker Posy.

- Ron ^*^

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elfbard@iprimus.com.au wrote:

> > What do you do when the dragon's cooch is dry as a bone and the fate of
> > the world depends on your making it with her so she'll push out a
> > half-dragon hero who will save everyone from the evil lesbilich and her
> > bi-curious tiefling minions?
>
> *perks up* Bi-curious teiflings?! WHERE?!

In the Urban Arcana band, Race Mixin' Vixens.

--
Jasin Zujovic
jzujovic@inet.hr

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Suddenly, Werebat, drunk as a lemur, stumbled out of the darkness and
exclaimed:

> Actually I think the beswitched lipstick lesbilich rich bitch is played
> by Parker Posy.
>
>

In that case, I'm joining the minions.

--
Billy Yank

Quinn: "I'm saying it us, or them."
Murphy: "Well I choose them."
Q: "That's NOT an option!"
M: "Then you shouldn't have framed it as one."
-Sealab 2021

Billy Yank's Baldur's Gate Photo Portraits
http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze2xvw6/

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Suddenly, madafro@sbcglobal.net, drunk as a lemur, stumbled out of the
darkness and exclaimed:

> You remind me of the bitch.
> Which bitch?
> The bitch with the switch.
> What switch?
> The switch from the lich.
> Which lich?
> Lesbilich.
> You remind me of the bitch.
>
> (So sorry, David.)
>
>

ITYM Cary.

--
Billy Yank

Quinn: "I'm saying it us, or them."
Murphy: "Well I choose them."
Q: "That's NOT an option!"
M: "Then you shouldn't have framed it as one."
-Sealab 2021

Billy Yank's Baldur's Gate Photo Portraits
http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze2xvw6/

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Billy Yank wrote:

> Suddenly, Werebat, drunk as a lemur, stumbled out of the darkness and
> exclaimed:
>
>
>>Actually I think the beswitched lipstick lesbilich rich bitch is played
>>by Parker Posy.
>>
>>
>
>
> In that case, I'm joining the minions.

That's one of the difficulties of finding heroes who will fight her.

- Ron ^*^

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Jasin Zujovic wrote:

> elfbard@iprimus.com.au wrote:
>
>
>>>What do you do when the dragon's cooch is dry as a bone and the fate of
>>>the world depends on your making it with her so she'll push out a
>>>half-dragon hero who will save everyone from the evil lesbilich and her
>>>bi-curious tiefling minions?
>>
>>*perks up* Bi-curious teiflings?! WHERE?!
>
>
> In the Urban Arcana band, Race Mixin' Vixens.

Well, technically they are already MIXED, so they'd probably be in
"Swirled Girls" or something like that. Meanwhile the Lesbilich
(ironically) had a starring role in "Rich Chicks Need Dicks Too II".
Don't ask.

- Ron ^*^

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Billy Yank wrote:
> Suddenly, madafro@sbcglobal.net, drunk as a lemur,
> stumbled out of the darkness and exclaimed:
>
>> You remind me of the bitch.
>> Which bitch?
>> The bitch with the switch.
>> What switch?
>> The switch from the lich.
>> Which lich?
>> Lesbilich.
>> You remind me of the bitch.
>
>> (So sorry, David.)
>
> ITYM Cary.

No, he means David. David Bowie, that is.

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0091369/trivia
Item #1

Arivne

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Suddenly, , drunk as a lemur, stumbled out of the darkness and exclaimed:

> No, he means David. David Bowie, that is.
>
> http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0091369/trivia
> Item #1
>

Cary Grant did it first. I can't remember the title of the movie.

--
Billy Yank

Quinn: "I'm saying it us, or them."
Murphy: "Well I choose them."
Q: "That's NOT an option!"
M: "Then you shouldn't have framed it as one."
-Sealab 2021

Billy Yank's Baldur's Gate Photo Portraits
http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze2xvw6/

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Billy Yank wrote:
> Suddenly, , drunk as a lemur, stumbled out of the darkness and
exclaimed:
>
> > No, he means David. David Bowie, that is.
> >
> > http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0091369/trivia
> > Item #1
> >
>
> Cary Grant did it first. I can't remember the title of the movie.

He's right.

"The Bachelor and the Bobysoxer"

"You remind me of a man"
"What man?"
"The man with the power"
"What power?"
"The power of whodo"
"Whodo?"
"You do."

Thanks be to Google, Amen.

--
Jay Knioum
The Mad Afro

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Werebat wrote:
>
> What do you do when the dragon's cooch is dry as a bone and the fate of
> the world depends on your making it with her so she'll push out a
> half-dragon hero who will save everyone from the evil lesbilich and her
> bi-curious tiefling minions?
>
> - Ron ^*^
>
Wake up.

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