i LoVe YoU aLL ! ! ! !

yes and no and yes and then no.

"Like a scrotum, there it is in a nutshell."
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God should be capitalized if you believe in Him.

"Like a scrotum, there it is in a nutshell."
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no probs.

"Like a scrotum, there it is in a nutshell."
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Dear Mr. Cameron:

I am pleased to inform you that you have been pre-accepted into the graduate school of the College of Law and Natural Philosophy of the University of San Moritz after reviewing your transcript from the University of Hard Knocks (pending only receipt of your international money order via Western Union as described in our student prospectus).

By the way, we are now taking orders for our genuine silk ties available only to graduates of "the old school" as we are fond of calling USM. At only $75 per tie, their old world tailoring simply screams "quality". These must-have items come complete with various amusing, but tasteful, anecdotes about your time at the University of San Moritz that you'll relish telling and retelling.

Sincerely,
Rich Perez, Dean of Graduate Studies
University of San Moritz


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Hate crimes are a product of the Overactive Liberal Imagination.

It's about how you "feel" about a crime. You can tack an extra five years on to a "Life" sentence, but please no capital punishment, mmmkay.

Some so-called "hate crimes" ought to be redesignated as a public service.


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Dear Mr. Cameron:

We at the faculty of the University of San Moritz wish you to know that you have been nominated for a bachelor's degree in Engineering. Our faculty have reviewed your extensive public work published on the internet and believe that for as little as $199.95 (US funds only, please) we would be able to award you this useful credential.

Our nominating committee recognize your accomplishments in the field of applied engineering in lieu of the hours of coursework that the other less up-to-date institutions ask for, and all that remains now is to finalize the needed tuition payment.

We regret that at present our registrar is only able to accept Western Union money orders, but trust that you will find this detail not out of the question.

By the way, for as little as only $49.95 additional tuition, we would be able to add a minor in one of the following fields:

- Geography,
- Political Science, or
- Circus Management.

We are certain that whatever your selection, you will agree that attending the University of San Moritz was of great value. Just as a reminder, all tuition payments need to be forwarded to my office in US funds via Western Union before the actual degree may be conferred.

Sincerely,
Rich Perez, Dean of Admissions
University of San Moritz


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