Help me build an oddball character

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I have a soft spot for rags to riches characters. I also have a soft
spot for...erm...*unusual* character concepts.

Here's the thing. I was looking through the 3.5 DMG and was instantly
intrigued by the Horizon Walker - something about it interests me, and
it seems like a role I want to experience at least once. I'm also
intrigued by the Book of Exalted Deeds my DM recently picked up,
though that isn't necessary for my concept.

Here's the idea. I start off as a Human Expert (there's that rags to
riches bit) - a mapmaker, as a matter of fact, with Knowledge:
Geography as one of my core skills. I pick up Endurance as one of my
first feats and put my best scores into CON and INT, but I save a 13
for STR. At 3rd level I take Exotic Weapon Proficiency: Dwarven Waraxe
- that's my penchant for the unusual again, and DWaraxes look so damn
cool besides. I can use my 6th and 9th feats to meet prereqs for the
Sword of Riteousness from Exalted if I decide that's what I want, but
that's not set in stone yet. After 6 levels of Expert (to milk the
best BAB and saves out of the Expert class that I can) I go into
Horizon Walker.

So: what would you suggest for my other first level feat? Other
advice? I realize this is probably so into left field it's hard to
offer conventional tactics. I also realize I'll be getting a lot of
comments about how dumb an idea this is...those are welcome too. Just
give me some feedback here.
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    "Nick vanRjin" <snikers000@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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    > Here's the idea. I start off as a Human Expert (there's that rags to
    > riches bit) - a mapmaker, as a matter of fact, with Knowledge:
    > Geography as one of my core skills.

    You know, this was making me think: what do you folks think about using
    "Smart Hero" from D20 Modern as a PC-Grade Expert in D&D? They get a Talent
    every odd level, a Bonus Feat every even level, poor BAB, a medium Will save
    (the others are poor - to match D&D I would change it to a good save), 8
    skill points per level, and D6 hit points.

    --
    ^v^v^Malachias Invictus^v^v^

    It matters not how strait the gate,
    How charged with punishment the scroll,
    I am the Master of my fate:
    I am the Captain of my soul.

    from _Invictus_, by William Ernest Henley
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    On Fri, 11 Mar 2005 22:07:56 -0800, "Malachias Invictus"
    <capt_malachias@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >
    >"Nick vanRjin" <snikers000@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    >news:be6d75e.0503101958.11dd0ae7@posting.google.com...
    >> Here's the idea. I start off as a Human Expert (there's that rags to
    >> riches bit) - a mapmaker, as a matter of fact, with Knowledge:
    >> Geography as one of my core skills.
    >
    >You know, this was making me think: what do you folks think about using
    >"Smart Hero" from D20 Modern as a PC-Grade Expert in D&D? They get a Talent
    >every odd level, a Bonus Feat every even level, poor BAB, a medium Will save
    >(the others are poor - to match D&D I would change it to a good save), 8
    >skill points per level, and D6 hit points.

    I think it would be doable given a little work with converting the class skills
    to D&D. It could be a viable class as generic as the Fighter.

    When people make a list of the 'primary' classes, with the idea of selecting the
    main combat class, specialist class, divine caster class, and arcane caster
    class, they usually pick the Fighter, Rogue, Cleric, and Wizard.

    But the Rogue isn't all that generic; it's got sneak attacks and special dodging
    and mental defenses and all that. The Rogue is on the level of Barbarian,
    Ranger, or Bard -- it's not a 'primary' class, but a variant class.

    I don't think the standard rules /has/ a primary thieving class for PC's, unless
    you include the Expert NPC class. But a D&Dized Smart Hero could fill the gap.


    Here's my attempt at a generic specialist PC class. I have omitted the Talents
    on purpose; I wanted to make the GTPCC as generic as the Fighter, Cleric, and
    Wizard. I have synthesized the class from the Smart, Dedicated, and Charismatic
    Hero classes.


    Knave (for lack of a better name)

    Hit Die: d6

    Class Skills
    The Knave's class skills are Bluff (Cha), Craft (Int), Decipher Script (Int),
    Diplomacy (Cha), Disguise (Cha), Disable Device (Int), Forgery (Int), Gather
    Information (Cha), Handle Animal (Cha), Heal (Wis), Intimidate (Cha), Knowledge
    (all skills taken individually) (Int), Listen (Wis), Perform (Cha), Profession
    (Wis), Search (Int), Sense Motive (Wis), and Speak Language, Spot (Wis), and
    Survival (Wis).
    Skill Points at 1st Level: (8 + Int modifier) X 4.
    Skill Points at Each Additional Level: 8 + Int modifier.

    Class Features
    Weapon and Armor Proficiency: The Knave is proficient with all simple weapons.
    They are not proficient with any type of armor or shield.

    LVL BAB FT RF WL SPECIAL
    1st +0 +0 +0 +2 bonus feat
    2nd +1 +0 +0 +3 bonus feat
    3rd +2 +1 +1 +3
    4th +3 +1 +1 +4 bonus feat
    5th +3 +1 +1 +4
    6th +4 +2 +2 +5 bonus feat
    7th +5 +2 +2 +5
    8th +6/+1 +2 +2 +6 bonus feat
    9th +6/+1 +3 +3 +6
    10th +7/+2 +3 +3 +7 bonus feat
    11th +8/+3 +3 +3 +7
    12th +9/+4 +4 +4 +8 bonus feat
    13th +9/+4 +4 +4 +8
    14th +10/+5 +4 +4 +9 bonus feat
    15th +11/+6 +5 +5 +9
    16th +12/+7 +5 +5 +10 bonus feat
    17th +12/+7 +5 +5 +10
    18th +13/+8 +6 +6 +11 bonus feat
    19th +14/+9 +6 +6 +11
    20th +15/+10 +6 +6 +12 bonus feat

    At 1st, 2nd, 4th, 8th, 10th, 12th, 14th, 16th, 18th, and 20th level, the Knave
    gains a bonus feat. This feat must be selected from the following list (the
    Knave must meet any prerequisites): Alertness, Blind-Fight, Combat Expertise,
    Deceitful, Dodge, Far Shot, Improved Disarm, Investigator, Improved Trip, Iron
    Will, Light Armor Proficiency, Lightning Reflexes, Negotiator, Persuasive, Point
    Blank Shot, Self-Sufficient, Skill Focus, Track, Weapon Focus.

    Instead of adding in the talents from the Smart, Dedicated, and Charismatic Hero
    classes directly as class abilities, the DM could make them available as feats
    which the Knave could gain as bonus feats.
    --

    Matthias (matthias_mls@yahoo.com)

    "Scientists tend to do philosophy about as well as you'd expect philosophers to
    do science, the difference being that at least the philosophers usually *know*
    when they're out of their depth."
    -Jeff Heikkinen
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    "Malachias Invictus" <capt_malachias@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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    > You know, this was making me think: what do you folks think about using
    > "Smart Hero" from D20 Modern as a PC-Grade Expert in D&D? They get a
    Talent
    > every odd level, a Bonus Feat every even level, poor BAB, a medium Will
    save
    > (the others are poor - to match D&D I would change it to a good save), 8
    > skill points per level, and D6 hit points.

    It's the ideal solution for the adventuring non-rogue skills-emphasizing
    character.

    -Michael
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    Matthias wrote:
    > When people make a list of the 'primary' classes, with the idea of
    > selecting the main combat class, specialist class, divine caster
    > class, and arcane caster class, they usually pick the Fighter, Rogue,
    > Cleric, and Wizard.
    >
    > But the Rogue isn't all that generic; it's got sneak attacks and
    > special dodging and mental defenses and all that. The Rogue is on the
    > level of Barbarian, Ranger, or Bard -- it's not a 'primary' class, but
    > a variant class.

    The cleric isn't generic either. It's got special undead-handling and
    healing abilities, and it's tied to a specific spellcasting method. Nor
    is the wizard generic. It's got a familiar and another specific
    spellcasting method. Only the fighter is truly "generic," and only in
    the realm of combat ability.

    Furthermore, the rogue models the whole range of pulp heroes well. You
    can't say the same thing for the cleric, which is an uneasy fit for just
    about any archetypal fantasy hero. You want to complain about
    non-generic classes, look to the cleric.
    --
    Bradd W. Szonye
    http://www.szonye.com/bradd
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    On Fri, 18 Mar 2005 21:27:08 GMT, "Bradd W. Szonye" <bradd+news@szonye.com>
    wrote:

    >Matthias wrote:
    >> When people make a list of the 'primary' classes, with the idea of
    >> selecting the main combat class, specialist class, divine caster
    >> class, and arcane caster class, they usually pick the Fighter, Rogue,
    >> Cleric, and Wizard.
    >>
    >> But the Rogue isn't all that generic; it's got sneak attacks and
    >> special dodging and mental defenses and all that. The Rogue is on the
    >> level of Barbarian, Ranger, or Bard -- it's not a 'primary' class, but
    >> a variant class.
    >
    >The cleric isn't generic either. It's got special undead-handling and
    >healing abilities, and it's tied to a specific spellcasting method. Nor
    >is the wizard generic. It's got a familiar and another specific
    >spellcasting method. Only the fighter is truly "generic," and only in
    >the realm of combat ability.
    >
    >Furthermore, the rogue models the whole range of pulp heroes well. You
    >can't say the same thing for the cleric, which is an uneasy fit for just
    >about any archetypal fantasy hero. You want to complain about
    >non-generic classes, look to the cleric.

    I guess we are drawing the boundary between "generic" and "non-generic" at
    different points, then. I will say, however, that an "ideal" generic cleric,
    wizard, and rogue would look basically like an adjusted fighter with nothing but
    bonus feats and spellcasting ability (if any), along with a selection of class
    skills, skill points, good saves, appropriate base attack bonus, and granted
    weapon & armor feats. You might think differently, and that's all right, but I
    would put spellcasting in the "generic" category ... enough classes have some
    kind of spellcasting ability that it's not special like evasion or summon
    familiar (if spells are non-generic, then so would simple & martial weapon
    prof., light & medium & heavy armor prof., etc.)

    --

    Matthias (matthias_mls@yahoo.com)

    "Scientists tend to do philosophy about as well as you'd expect philosophers to
    do science, the difference being that at least the philosophers usually *know*
    when they're out of their depth."
    -Jeff Heikkinen
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    Matthias wrote:
    >>> But the Rogue isn't all that generic ....

    Bradd wrote:
    >> ... You want to complain about non-generic classes, look to the cleric.

    > I guess we are drawing the boundary between "generic" and
    > "non-generic" at different points, then.

    That's right, probably because you're a short-sighted idiot.

    > I will say, however, that an "ideal" generic cleric, wizard, and rogue
    > would look basically like an adjusted fighter with nothing but bonus
    > feats and spellcasting ability (if any) ....

    The cleric looks nothing like that, so why do you think it's generic?

    > You might think differently, and that's all right, but I would put
    > spellcasting in the "generic" category ...

    I disagree. However, even if I granted that, clerics get a lot more than
    just spellcasting: armor, turning, spontaneous healing, and granted
    powers.

    Do you have anything to say that isn't nigh-unbelievably stupid?
    --
    Bradd W. Szonye
    http://www.szonye.com/bradd
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    On Sat, 19 Mar 2005 00:56:36 GMT, "Bradd W. Szonye" <bradd+news@szonye.com>
    wrote:

    >Matthias wrote:
    >>>> But the Rogue isn't all that generic ....
    >
    >Bradd wrote:
    >>> ... You want to complain about non-generic classes, look to the cleric.
    >
    >> I guess we are drawing the boundary between "generic" and
    >> "non-generic" at different points, then.
    >
    >That's right, probably because you're a short-sighted idiot.

    I'm sorry, but how does a difference in taste in class design translate to that
    ..... ? hm.


    >> I will say, however, that an "ideal" generic cleric, wizard, and rogue
    >> would look basically like an adjusted fighter with nothing but bonus
    >> feats and spellcasting ability (if any) ....
    >
    >The cleric looks nothing like that, so why do you think it's generic?

    I would be interested in seeing where I could be quoted as saying that the
    Cleric was generic. Notice I used the word "ideally">


    >> You might think differently, and that's all right, but I would put
    >> spellcasting in the "generic" category ...
    >
    >I disagree. However, even if I granted that, clerics get a lot more than
    >just spellcasting: armor, turning, spontaneous healing, and granted
    >powers.

    Armor I would put as a generic ability. Turning no, spontaneous casting no, and
    granted domain powers no. These all disqualify the cleric as "generic", though
    they are the closest thing to a generic divine casting class that D&D has right
    now, and so that is what most people put as the canonical generic divine caster.


    >Do you have anything to say that isn't nigh-unbelievably stupid?

    Come now, let's be civil eh?

    --

    Matthias (matthias_mls@yahoo.com)

    "Scientists tend to do philosophy about as well as you'd expect philosophers to
    do science, the difference being that at least the philosophers usually *know*
    when they're out of their depth."
    -Jeff Heikkinen
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    Matthias wrote:
    > Armor I would put as a generic ability. Turning no, spontaneous
    > casting no, and granted domain powers no. These all disqualify the
    > cleric as "generic", though they are the closest thing to a generic
    > divine casting class that D&D has right now, and so that is what most
    > people put as the canonical generic divine caster.

    Contrast that with the rogue's allegedly "non-generic" class features.
    Dirty fighting and evasive abilities are quite common among pulp heroes.
    They actually support the usual archetypes. Despite that, I see many
    complaints about the rogue being non-generic, and relatively few about
    the cleric. It looks like you're parroting flawed "common wisdom"
    without actually thinking about it. Which is nothing new for you.

    Bradd wrote:
    >> Do you have anything to say that isn't nigh-unbelievably stupid?

    > Come now, let's be civil eh?

    I'll show you some respect when you show signs of putting actual thought
    into your articles.
    --
    Bradd W. Szonye
    http://www.szonye.com/bradd
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    Time to step up the meds; I could have sworn Bradd W. Szonye just
    said...
    > Matthias wrote:
    > Bradd wrote:
    > >> Do you have anything to say that isn't nigh-unbelievably stupid?
    >
    > > Come now, let's be civil eh?
    >
    > I'll show you some respect when you show signs of putting actual thought
    > into your articles.

    Did someone break into your car again?

    A little more seriously, Matthias manages to stay off my shitlist by
    occasionally learning from his errors, which at least shows more
    intellectual honesty than the three stooges currently inhabiting my
    killfile; but you've been on him like he was hitting on your sister.
    Personally I'd counsel saving it for the likes of Marshall and Dirk.
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    "Jeff Heikkinen" <no.way@jose.org> wrote in message
    news:MPG.1ca6456a215ecac998a0e4@news.easynews.com...
    > Time to step up the meds; I could have sworn Bradd W. Szonye just
    > said...
    >> Matthias wrote:
    >> Bradd wrote:
    >> >> Do you have anything to say that isn't nigh-unbelievably stupid?
    >>
    >> > Come now, let's be civil eh?
    >>
    >> I'll show you some respect when you show signs of putting actual thought
    >> into your articles.
    >
    > Did someone break into your car again?
    >
    > A little more seriously, Matthias manages to stay off my shitlist by
    > occasionally learning from his errors, which at least shows more
    > intellectual honesty than the three stooges currently inhabiting my
    > killfile; but you've been on him like he was hitting on your sister.
    > Personally I'd counsel saving it for the likes of Marshall and Dirk.

    We *have* been seeing Mad Bradd quite a bit lately ;-)

    --
    ^v^v^Malachias Invictus^v^v^

    It matters not how strait the gate,
    How charged with punishment the scroll,
    I am the Master of my fate:
    I am the Captain of my soul.

    from _Invictus_, by William Ernest Henley
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    "Bradd W. Szonye" <bradd+news@szonye.com> wrote in message
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    > Bradd wrote:
    > >> Do you have anything to say that isn't nigh-unbelievably stupid?
    >
    > > Come now, let's be civil eh?
    >
    > I'll show you some respect when you show signs of putting actual thought
    > into your articles.

    That's mah boeeeeeyyyyyy!!

    -Michael
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    "Michael Scott Brown" <mistermichael@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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    > "Bradd W. Szonye" <bradd+news@szonye.com> wrote in message
    > news:slrnd3on2i.a0b.bradd+news@szonye.com...
    >> Bradd wrote:
    >> >> Do you have anything to say that isn't nigh-unbelievably stupid?
    >>
    >> > Come now, let's be civil eh?
    >>
    >> I'll show you some respect when you show signs of putting actual thought
    >> into your articles.
    >
    > That's mah boeeeeeyyyyyy!!

    Okay, Palpatine.

    --
    ^v^v^Malachias Invictus^v^v^

    It matters not how strait the gate,
    How charged with punishment the scroll,
    I am the Master of my fate:
    I am the Captain of my soul.

    from _Invictus_, by William Ernest Henley
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    "Malachias Invictus" <capt_malachias@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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    > "Michael Scott Brown" <mistermichael@earthlink.net> wrote in message
    > >> I'll show you some respect when you show signs of putting actual
    thought
    > >> into your articles.
    > >
    > > That's mah boeeeeeyyyyyy!!
    >
    > Okay, Palpatine.

    <waggles fingers menacingly>
    Don't make me zap you!

    -Michael
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    Starting at the begining concept, an expert6/??/Horizion Walker with an
    book of exalted deeds class thrown in...

    Combat Expertise might be worth it, but Combat Reflexes would be my
    choice

    Dragonkat
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    Michael Scott Brown <mistermichael@earthlink.net> wrote:
    > "Malachias Invictus" <capt_malachias@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    > news:1dGdnShW-JY7vKDfRVn-pQ@comcast.com...
    >> "Michael Scott Brown" <mistermichael@earthlink.net> wrote in message
    >> >> I'll show you some respect when you show signs of putting actual
    > thought
    >> >> into your articles.
    >> >
    >> > That's mah boeeeeeyyyyyy!!
    >>
    >> Okay, Palpatine.
    >
    > <waggles fingers menacingly>
    > Don't make me zap you!

    Remember, you're talking to Mal of the Perverted Girlfriend.

    He might like zappy fingers.


    Keith
    --
    Keith Davies "English is not a language. English is a
    keith.davies@kjdavies.org bad habit shared between Norman invaders
    keith.davies@gmail.com and Saxon barmaids!"
    http://www.kjdavies.org/ -- Frog, IRC, 2005/01/13
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    "Keith Davies" <keith.davies@kjdavies.org> wrote in message
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    > Michael Scott Brown <mistermichael@earthlink.net> wrote:
    >> "Malachias Invictus" <capt_malachias@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    >> news:1dGdnShW-JY7vKDfRVn-pQ@comcast.com...
    >>> "Michael Scott Brown" <mistermichael@earthlink.net> wrote in message
    >>> >> I'll show you some respect when you show signs of putting actual
    >> thought
    >>> >> into your articles.
    >>> >
    >>> > That's mah boeeeeeyyyyyy!!
    >>>
    >>> Okay, Palpatine.
    >>
    >> <waggles fingers menacingly>
    >> Don't make me zap you!
    >
    > Remember, you're talking to Mal of the Perverted Girlfriend.
    >
    > He might like zappy fingers.

    In fact, I have them, thanks to a nice toy from Rupert Huse & Son. The
    sparks are purple, even.

    --
    ^v^v^Malachias Invictus^v^v^

    It matters not how strait the gate,
    How charged with punishment the scroll,
    I am the Master of my fate:
    I am the Captain of my soul.

    from _Invictus_, by William Ernest Henley
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    "Keith Davies" <keith.davies@kjdavies.org> wrote in message
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    > Michael Scott Brown <mistermichael@earthlink.net> wrote:
    > >> Okay, Palpatine.
    > >
    > > <waggles fingers menacingly>
    > > Don't make me zap you!
    >
    > Remember, you're talking to Mal of the Perverted Girlfriend.
    > He might like zappy fingers.

    SQUICK!!!

    -Michael
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    "Malachias Invictus" <capt_malachias@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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    > > Remember, you're talking to Mal of the Perverted Girlfriend.
    > > He might like zappy fingers.
    >
    > In fact, I have them, thanks to a nice toy from Rupert Huse & Son. The
    > sparks are purple, even.

    When in the Two Towers, Saruman told Gandalf "You have chosen ... the
    way .. of PAIN", you like, got turned on, didn't you?

    -Michael
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    "Michael Scott Brown" <mistermichael@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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    > "Malachias Invictus" <capt_malachias@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    > news:TcGdnYAxJ9ePvqLfRVn-vQ@comcast.com...
    >> > Remember, you're talking to Mal of the Perverted Girlfriend.
    >> > He might like zappy fingers.
    >>
    >> In fact, I have them, thanks to a nice toy from Rupert Huse & Son. The
    >> sparks are purple, even.
    >
    > When in the Two Towers, Saruman told Gandalf "You have chosen ... the
    > way .. of PAIN", you like, got turned on, didn't you?

    If Galadriel had said it, I would have (or if someone had said it *to*
    Galadriel ;-)

    --
    ^v^v^Malachias Invictus^v^v^

    It matters not how strait the gate,
    How charged with punishment the scroll,
    I am the Master of my fate:
    I am the Captain of my soul.

    from _Invictus_, by William Ernest Henley
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    Jeff Heikkinen wrote:
    > Did someone break into your car again?

    Nah, just feeling under the weather (which shortens my patience).
    --
    Bradd W. Szonye
    http://www.szonye.com/bradd
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    "Bradd W. Szonye" <bradd+news@szonye.com> wrote in message
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    > Jeff Heikkinen wrote:
    >> Did someone break into your car again?
    >
    > Nah, just feeling under the weather (which shortens my patience).

    Speaking of, is it as bad down there as it is up here? I think my house is
    going to float away.

    --
    ^v^v^Malachias Invictus^v^v^

    It matters not how strait the gate,
    How charged with punishment the scroll,
    I am the Master of my fate:
    I am the Captain of my soul.

    from _Invictus_, by William Ernest Henley
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    On Mon, 21 Mar 2005 21:17:31 -0800, "Malachias Invictus"
    <capt_malachias@hotmail.com> carved upon a tablet of ether:

    >
    > "Michael Scott Brown" <mistermichael@earthlink.net> wrote in message
    > news:KRL%d.767$gI5.570@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net...
    > > "Malachias Invictus" <capt_malachias@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    > > news:TcGdnYAxJ9ePvqLfRVn-vQ@comcast.com...
    > >> > Remember, you're talking to Mal of the Perverted Girlfriend.
    > >> > He might like zappy fingers.
    > >>
    > >> In fact, I have them, thanks to a nice toy from Rupert Huse & Son. The
    > >> sparks are purple, even.
    > >
    > > When in the Two Towers, Saruman told Gandalf "You have chosen ... the
    > > way .. of PAIN", you like, got turned on, didn't you?
    >
    > If Galadriel had said it, I would have (or if someone had said it *to*
    > Galadriel ;-)

    That's sexist of you. Or maybe racist. Into elveses are we?


    --
    Rupert Boleyn <rboleyn@paradise.net.nz>
    "Just because the truth will set you free doesn't mean the truth itself
    should be free."
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    "Rupert Boleyn" <rboleyn@paradise.net.nz> wrote in message
    news:pasv31lpdqb8fkkq79vthfgqvfjdn6nnu0@4ax.com...
    > On Mon, 21 Mar 2005 21:17:31 -0800, "Malachias Invictus"
    > <capt_malachias@hotmail.com> carved upon a tablet of ether:
    >
    >>
    >> "Michael Scott Brown" <mistermichael@earthlink.net> wrote in message
    >> news:KRL%d.767$gI5.570@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net...
    >> > "Malachias Invictus" <capt_malachias@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    >> > news:TcGdnYAxJ9ePvqLfRVn-vQ@comcast.com...
    >> >> > Remember, you're talking to Mal of the Perverted Girlfriend.
    >> >> > He might like zappy fingers.
    >> >>
    >> >> In fact, I have them, thanks to a nice toy from Rupert Huse & Son.
    >> >> The
    >> >> sparks are purple, even.
    >> >
    >> > When in the Two Towers, Saruman told Gandalf "You have chosen ...
    >> > the
    >> > way .. of PAIN", you like, got turned on, didn't you?
    >>
    >> If Galadriel had said it, I would have (or if someone had said it *to*
    >> Galadriel ;-)
    >
    > That's sexist of you. Or maybe racist. Into elveses are we?

    I certainly woundn't mind.

    --
    ^v^v^Malachias Invictus^v^v^

    It matters not how strait the gate,
    How charged with punishment the scroll,
    I am the Master of my fate:
    I am the Captain of my soul.

    from _Invictus_, by William Ernest Henley
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    Malachias Invictus wrote:
    > Speaking of, is it as bad down there as it is up here? I think my
    > house is going to float away.

    My wife just called to say that there's a flood warning in our
    neighborhood. It doesn't actually seem that bad, though, because both of
    us grew up near Detroit (where the rains are much heavier, and you can
    go months at a time without seeing the sun).
    --
    Bradd W. Szonye
    http://www.szonye.com/bradd
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    "Bradd W. Szonye" <bradd+news@szonye.com> wrote in message
    news:slrnd416jq.6g7.bradd+news@szonye.com...
    > Malachias Invictus wrote:
    >> Speaking of, is it as bad down there as it is up here? I think my
    >> house is going to float away.
    >
    > My wife just called to say that there's a flood warning in our
    > neighborhood. It doesn't actually seem that bad, though, because both of
    > us grew up near Detroit (where the rains are much heavier, and you can
    > go months at a time without seeing the sun).

    Well, good luck ;-)

    --
    ^v^v^Malachias Invictus^v^v^

    It matters not how strait the gate,
    How charged with punishment the scroll,
    I am the Master of my fate:
    I am the Captain of my soul.

    from _Invictus_, by William Ernest Henley
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