Bachelor party... plz help! (soon, this weekend!)

One of my best friends is getting married soon and he and we are having a bachelor party this weekend for him and going to the beach & hiking.

I needed some help for a gift idea though... I've never done one of these before... anyone have ideas for a good gift(s)? Is $100 a big enough budget?

Also, does anyone have ideas for some fun creative stuff we could do for that night/morning?


* also the bach-party is this weekend (fri night) so any help ASAP would be... awesome!! *

Thanks all!

(Note: no "mean" pranks...)


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Get him a couple hookers and a keg of beer. Video tape it and play the orgy at his wedding.

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Get some round trip tickets to vegas leaving the afternoon the day the bachelor party starts, and coming back in the morning the day after. Don't get a hotel. Just fly in, drink, gamble, smoke, screw like mad, then fly out.

If you're mean, you can also get him hammered until he passes out, then put him on a bus to Tempe Arizona in his underwear and leave without him.

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Oh a religious bachelor party? That's right up my alley.

How about a bible reading session in .... a hot tub, with a bunch of choir boys?

If that's too much, how 'bout a sandwich making party?

Ok, I give up.

Are pastors even allowed to get married? Isn't that a sin?

Stick to Vegas. That's where the fun is at. You can choose your vices as necessary.

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Would you come to the other for Christian bachelor party ideas......

<font color=red>GO BUCKEYES!</font color=red>

This place is the Devil. His post provided me with a damn good chuckle this morning.

<font color=blue>"Why are you so fat, Brandes?" - Glen McGrath to Eddo Brandes.
"Because every time I shag your wife, she gives me a biscuit" - Eddo Brandes' reply</font color=blue>

I was okay too...then I pictured you me Wingy Phukface (replete with online moniker) Dh with his Christian ethic and RC with a pick-up loaded with Coors all at the party....coffee out the nose

<font color=red>GO BUCKEYES!</font color=red>

Oh nooooooo, RC gets funny when he's loaded...we could set up keyboards and let him and BomberBill write to each other....LOL, no really, out loud, hear it?

<font color=red>GO BUCKEYES!</font color=red>

We'd never get a refill with RC about. He'd have that keg empty before we'd taken the top off our first one.

Throw Tomsmart into that convo and we'd have a three-way drunken keyboard-fest. It would be damn funny to watch/listen.

<font color=blue>"Why are you so fat, Brandes?" - Glen McGrath to Eddo Brandes.
"Because every time I shag your wife, she gives me a biscuit" - Eddo Brandes' reply</font color=blue>

*cracks open a can and reports for duty*

No woman is safe within reach of my heart.

Although I'm not sure which was more pathetic, our dancing moves or our seduction moves.

...*cries*...

Sex is great but it's no substitute for the real thing

It's a photo finish to see which one is more hopeless.

...*sniffs*...

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"Because every time I shag your wife, she gives me a biscuit" - Eddo Brandes' reply</font color=blue>

You got that right!!!

I'd make sure the keg was up & running full tap... That is until it ran out.....



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS!

*hands wingy some extra large rosemary beads*

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Get him a few teenage boy and you should be all set =Þ
Oh and btw these can be had for 100$ in Thailand!

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eden will do it for free, or atleast thats wat aubbie told me.

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Mate, I dont know how serious to be with this but here goes: I understand in the US that there is/was a Christian men's movement by the name of Promise Keepers. I understand this movement to be a banding together of Christian men who congregate, pray, spend quality time together etc.

A membership to this group or something similar might be the go. Or, how about tickets to his favourite sport or hobby.

Now if it was me organising this shindig I would purchase enough grog to get everyone surely slaughtered; hire a few of the best lingerie models in your town - not for him but for you and the boys who organised it and whom will be right royally deserving of a pork session at the end of the night; plenty of good seafood and a music box capable of playing your fav tunes at a level that the local fauna and Brown Bears will find more than annoying.

Whichever way, have a blast man and take a vid camera to enjoy the moment.

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BomberBill - thanks for the one serious idea

Dhuckle - I literraly laughed out loud "bible reading session in a hot tub with choir boys."

He's going to be a PASTOR, not a PRIEST... I think the funniest part is the misconceptions of what Christians do lol... to me its a lot more fun to go out to pizza, hang out on the beach, play paintball, maybe play some poker or other random games, go hiking, and just sit around and talk together.

That said, I don't think its so bad to ask about a Christian Bachelor party here, actually I thought I'd get some of the best answers from this forum... because the "hooligan sportbike forums" actually had a lot of good ideas, so I thought I'd ask here... oh well!

Thanks anyways!


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I still don't get it. They both butt rape boys but only one can get married? That's stupid. I think the Church should change the rules.

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They should go to a synagogue and convert a jew or something.

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Danny, the boys, particularly DH, are enjoying some light-hearted humour at your expense. Its nothing personal:- that's a key lesson here. The other's relaxed approach matched with most of the guys ability to pull out some great gag sessions means that some good laughs are guaranteed. You just have to roll with the punches, as they say, or be prepared to be burned!

Now I know it might seem a trifle unfair, but mate its all good in the end [I've copped pastings aplenty] and its all good fun.

Its the nature of your request that is a touch surprising: A Christian bachelor party in a forum that is often dominated by boozing and womanising commentaries... but you were not to know that so dont sweat it.

I fully respect what you are trying to organise - although my idea of a B-Party is very different - so be happy and enjoy the night with your mates.


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Of course you are, DH!

Danny's enjoyed having your balls in his face since he posted.

<b><font color=green> "You listen to the fans and you'll be sitting up there with them". Bill Belichick on the Browns 'Dog Pound' calls for his exit after his axing of Bernie Kosar. </b> </font color=green>

Mate, I caught up with that lady-friend of your's [see 'its so damn hot' re-post.

She told me all about the sordid tale: you wined and dined her; sweet talked her silly; dropped your pants in oppresive, balmy conditions; asked for the 'DH special' and then proceeded to thank her with a once in a lifetime Eye shot that left her half-blind, not to mention questioning her 'technique'.

D, you've left a young woman crushed. How could you? She might drop right out of the game, never to return to the realm of oral magnificence!!!

<b><font color=green> "You listen to the fans and you'll be sitting up there with them". Bill Belichick on the Browns 'Dog Pound' calls for his exit after his axing of Bernie Kosar. </b> </font color=green>

See, there you go, that's the spirit! You know something, I think its tremendous you guys are organised for a fun, clean, friendship filled weekend. At the risk of sounding a touch off colour, I envy you the booze-free festivities you have planned. It actually brings back fond memories of my teens when I lived like a Spartan; never drank; exercised hard twice a day and enjoyed life as naturally as possible.

Not to come off as an over-boozing wanka, but I must admit that it has been a long time since I've gotten together with mates and NOT drank.

In fact, the last time was when I played Tennis with a mate in 02... no hang on - we shared a few pints after the match.

At any rate, I hope you and the guys have a cracker!

<b><font color=green> "You listen to the fans and you'll be sitting up there with them". Bill Belichick on the Browns 'Dog Pound' calls for his exit after his axing of Bernie Kosar. </b> </font color=green>

I feel yah! My friends and I use to play tennis at least 3 times a week last summer. Even if we drank and partyed when it was dark we use to do much more sport.

Now everyone has a serious summer job(we're all 20-23).
So after the job everyone doesnt feel like doing sports and we just end up partying! Thats a shame, we have to kick are ass and move a bit hehe.


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