Have you spayed and neutered your Otyughs?

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Runaway feral Otyugh populations are one of the greatest dangers to any
healthy gaming environment. Sure they can live on garbage, sewage and
fecal matter, but what if your wild Otyugh population breeds out of
control and you start running low on all 3? Neutering an Otyugh is a
common medical procedure and, contrary to popular opinion, neither
injures nor causes longterm trauma for Otyugh juveniles. It is the
safest and most effective way of controlling populations and lowering
the spread of infectious disease in rural areas and Marshvilles.

And don't forget to bind you Sprite's wings!
 
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and gag baby stoneropers at night. Otherwise they do close-harmony
singing till 4.30 AM

and don't let the gas-spore toddlers drink any fizzy orange drinks just
before bedtime - otherwise they will be a 'bouncin off the walls

(etc)

(I lost the will to think of anything badgermancer related)

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