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As of Wednesday, our household was extended with two little kittens. A boy named "Mr Nilson" and a girl named "Pippi". In May, during a short holiday in France with friends, they were born in our tent. As they could not leave their mother at that time, they promised to bring them over later and now they're home (3 months old) as it was meant to be (apparently).

It's been ages since I've lived with cats, and just having them around them playing together and doing everything they shouldn't, breaking stuf etc, makes them a joy in my life (and that of my family).

Am I getting soft in my old age?

Oh, if you start fantasizing about my kittens, Wingy, I'll personally come up to the wet land and kill you. If you really do need to get off on it, fantasize about their parents, they're called Tommy and Anika :smile:




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Oh you gotta be kidding me. Grow up, you cream puff.

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Reply to WingDing

You're scared of normality, I'm scared of growing up.

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Reply to BigMac

That's obvious. Now let me send you my favourite recipe for kitten soup.

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Reply to WingDing

You mean you never fantasized about Tommy and Anika?

BigMac

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Reply to BigMac

They are cute til they get to the sofa shredding claw sharpening and the males spraying that delightful musk throught the house. Then they magically turn into clay pigeons...remember "Dogs think you are family. Cats think you are staff".

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Reply to TeeTewl

Tommy and Anika, very sadly, died very recently in a dreadful mattress fire. Their body fats are still bubbling away cheerfully, kinda like a scalding cheese dip.

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Reply to WingDing

Whom, do YOU say started that fire?

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Reply to TeeTewl

There is talk of a noxious, perverted character in a dirty raincoat who had kerosene and matches on his person. He may be a suspect.

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Reply to WingDing

pssst, where did you hide the raincoat?

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Reply to TeeTewl

Up my jap-eye.

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Reply to WingDing

You live in a tent?! Damned commune hippie!

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Reply to Auburn9698

He wears beads and sandals too.

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Reply to WingDing

No, I sleep in a tent during holidays for fun. Most americans would not understand.

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I prefer rafting sandals.

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Reply to BigMac

Goddam hippie. Is your tent flammable, by any chance? Do you use a mattress?

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Reply to WingDing

Of course I don't use a mattress, it wouldn't be camping with a mattress, would it?

The tent is for sale btw, I'm looking for a camper now. Those are expensive over here :frown:

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Reply to BigMac

I don't give a fcuk as long as I can torch your commie arse, you pinko son of a bitch :mad:

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Reply to WingDing

Cats rock. My neighbors have cats and one of them likes me more than them since I'm the only one who pets the poor thing and gives it any type of attention.

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Reply to dhlucke

Yeah, and we all know what type of attention you give them. You sick bastard.

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Reply to WingDing

I dont have any problems as far as sleeping in a tent, because camping is really fun(once in a while) but I DO have to agree with the hippie comment when you say they where actually born IN your tent... :wink:

As far as cat goes had some in my house my whole life and it is especially fun when they are young and innoncent, running around the house like crazy... Cute stuff and you can leave them by themself much more than dogs.

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I dont have any problems as far as sleeping in a tent, because camping is really fun(once in a while) but I DO have to agree with the hippie comment when you say they where actually born IN your tent... :wink:



If you think I had any say in the matter you're wrong. Well, I could have thrown the mother out while she was in labor and the first was just falling out (at which time I found out the cat was giving birth) but somehow I found that a heartless thing to do. I made some pictures of the event instead :smile: and we decided on the spot to take two of babies into our home (which is not a tent btw).

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I don't give a fcuk as long as I can torch your commie arse, you pinko son of a bitch



I've been called a lot of things, but I think commie is a first (the hippie thing, alas heard that before although it was in the other I believe).


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Reply to BigMac

See? I bring new and fresh perspectives to your life.

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Reply to WingDing

lol! I know what you mean cats always find the oddest place to give bearth.

Had a pregnant cat once and she gave birth in the middle of the basement. We could do much as the first one was already kinda hanging there! So the 3 next one got a box thought!
ANyhow its quite impressive to see!
Hope you stoped the mother from eating the placenta! you should keep this fine piece fro wingding!!

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Reply to Anonymous

...*salivates*...

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Reply to WingDing

Cat placenta is too small to satisfy Wingy - at least throw him an elephant placenta. That'll keep him chewing/slurping for a while...

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Reply to Rugger

Look, just admit you live in a tent, OK? You dirty, lying, smelly, sorry-ass hippie!

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Reply to Auburn9698

LMAO ...


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Reply to Jake_Barnes

Forgot long-haired and freaky... :eek:

:smile:

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Reply to fishmahn

Are you working in Guantanamo Bay? I imagine the interrogation techniques to be similar.

No I don't live in a tent [/hah, waiting for the good old trick with a box, electric wires and water]

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Reply to BigMac

psst good morning (too me) Mac how you doin'

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Reply to TeeTewl

Ugh... :smile: . I could say something fancy here but I'm just gonna fix it instead, thanks.


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Reply to BigMac

now I'll take mine off and no one will be the wiser

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Reply to TeeTewl

Not sure how much of it we'll get, but definitely less than the southern Mississippi dudes on here. Hopefully none of us will be like you after this and living in a tent.

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Reply to Auburn9698

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none of us will be like you after this and living in a tent.



The power of repetition, which I can match in denying. If you want to force me to admit I'm living in a tent you'll need to move on to more forceful techniques, none of them effective enough through the internet. For inspiration, read that old copy of "1984" again (assuming you've read that classic before)

Maybe others will start to believe it but I couldn't care less (so why am I writing this then? [/confused])

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Reply to BigMac

Good question, sandwich boy!

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