How to increase PC performance by 10x !!!!!!

[lhgpoobaa]

check this out!
<A HREF="http://www.neuralspasm.com/lhurtado/ricer/" target="_new">http://www.neuralspasm.com/lhurtado/ricer/</A>


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[peteb]

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[rcf84]

Nice

Nice Nvidia and ATi users get a Cookie.... Yummy

 

[Oni]

the sad thing is this is a satire of what people actually do to their cars.
There are people that have the mentality that if their Rice Burner looks fast, it IS fast.
Man I would enjoy nights at the track throwing uncle bens rice at these 18 second quarter mile pieces of crap.
Hopefully its not carrying over to the PC world.....I did meet a kid that had a highly modified case with lights and neons and all kinds of crazy things, and all he had inside was a 750 MHz AMD Athlon with geforce 2 mx and the shittiest 14 inch monitor I've ever seen.

 

[dhlucke]

Yeah, so what's the problem? I have the same rig (almost), but I also got another 312 Mhz with my custom glowkit and my lowered and tinted monitor! I can't see much, but the thing flys at a little under 1 THz!

Beat that!

<font color=red>God</font color=red> <font color=blue>Bless</font color=blue> <font color=red>America!</font color=red>

 

[flamethrower205]

ROFL.

What if your life moved.....2 inches to the left?

 

[lhgpoobaa]

yeah... i see cars like that often

mega suped up toyotas...

ugly mag wheels failing to hide very standard disk brakes

hideous aqua blue trim on a white car
big spoiler on a hatchback (LOL)

and the mega muffler that makes it sound like a lawnmower when idling

and when they put their foot down... WOW (NOT)
sounds and performs exactly like a 1.6L normal aspirated 4 cylinder engine, minus a muffler!

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- And do not Yield!

 

[dhlucke]

<A HREF="http://www.riceboypage.com/" target="_new">You'll love this</A>

<font color=red>God</font color=red> <font color=blue>Bless</font color=blue> <font color=red>America!</font color=red>

 

[lhgpoobaa]

oh no... tell me it aint true!
how very very VERY sad

P.S. saw another on the way to work.
a real performance machine... 0 - 60 in... well nothing as we were caught in bumper traffic

- Know thyself
- Seek
- Love
- Cherish Life
- And do not Yield!

 

[flamethrower205]

Heheheheh. Thing is, in my area, when u see a car that says type R, it really is. These two guys raced a type R and Ferrari, and the type R kept up with the Ferrari. I hope to either get a Porsche 911 Turbo or a Honda S2000 R for my first car.

What if your life moved.....2 inches to the left?

 

[monkeyspank]

yeah me too.
or a track tuned TVR

-- If I had a hammer........

 

[dhlucke]

I've seen a lot of type-R logos on cars, but have yet to see a real one. The sticker phenomenom I don't quite understand either.

<font color=red>God</font color=red> <font color=blue>Bless</font color=blue> <font color=red>America!</font color=red>

 

[labdog]

LOL, my first car was a 2CV

EasyInfo
I would like to Invest for my PC !!
ok, buy nothing.

 

[flamethrower205]

Real type R's are kinda pricey...

What if your life moved.....2 inches to the left?

 

[labdog]

retry with a 2Go base cpu &

"that it hovers above the ground" ...without fans


EasyInfo
I would like to Invest for my PC !!
ok, buy nothing.

 

[dhlucke]

Yeah, and how many are in the USA?

<font color=red>God</font color=red> <font color=blue>Bless</font color=blue> <font color=red>America!</font color=red>

 

[lhgpoobaa]

OMFG

check out these loosers!

<A HREF="http://www.beaterz.com/reviews/0700/p50.htm" target="_new">http://www.beaterz.com/reviews/0700/p50.htm</A>

TASTE POLICE!!!

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- Seek
- Love
- Cherish Life
- And do not Yield!

 

[labdog]

lol, & dude is mine

EasyInfo
I would like to Invest for my PC !!
ok, buy nothing.

 

[flamethrower205]

What did u say? That thing is urs?

What if your life moved.....2 inches to the left?

 

[MeTaLrOcKeR]

LoL.....I didn't know you guys liked this kind of stuff.....haha

personally i think <b><A HREF="http://www.beaterz.com/reviews/0300/p49.htm" target="_new">THIS ONE</A></b> is pretty good...

I got TONS of these stupid rice idiots doign funny crap tot here car, have you seen the coffee Can Exhasut Pipe ??
HAHAHA.........I'll btu them in links in my next post.......

-MeTaL RoCkEr

My <font color=red>Z28</font color=red> can take your <font color=blue>P4</font color=blue> off the line!

 

[bum_jcrules]

There is another conversion that he forgot to mention. If he uses the VW conversion kit he could put a Porshe 911 engine in there and get a better 1/4 mile time as well.

<b>All for one and one for all...and 3 for 5! - Curly - The Three Stooges</b> :lol:

 

[svol]

Very funny link.
If I mod my case a little bit, and ad some more fans...I can make a airplane out of it which will be extremly fast.
...And it can transport me and my computer to the nearest LAN party.

My case has so many fans that it hovers above the ground .

 

[xxsk8er101xx]

dude that was freakin funny as hell. I'm at work i hope i don't get in trouble for laughing too hard lol.

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[FatBurger]

Where do you work, BTW? I don't think you've ever said.

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[xxsk8er101xx]

I'm a IT computer specialist at VanDeMark Inc. in Lockport NY. They make gas. I do the helpdesk stuff. The job is pretty good (pay wise) but tends to be boreing at most. But hey it's not easy finding a job like this with flexible hours. Although i probably gained 15 pounds because of this job lol. All in the mighty gut too. I'm a skinny guy too.

up sounds like something sounds like it's brewing.

what about you?



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