Found the ol'adminspotting jpg on my computer when i was cleaning out files i've had for years... figured i'd share:
Choose no life. Choose sysadminning. Choose no career. *****
Choose no family. Choose a [-peep-] big computer, choose hard * *
disks the size of washing machines, old cars, CD ROM writers * A *
and electrical coffee makers. Choose no sleep, high caffeine * D *
and mental insurance. Choose fixed interest car loans. Choose * M *
a rented shoebox. Choose no friends. Choose black jeans and * I *
matching combat boots. Choose a swivel chair for your office * N *
in a range of [-peep-] fabrics. Choose NNTP and wondering why * S *
the [-peep-] you're logged on on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting * P *
in that chair looking at mind-numbing, spirit-crushing web * O *
sites, stuffing [-peep-] junk food into your mouth. Choose * T *
rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last on some * T *
miserable newsgroup, nothing more than an embarrassment to * I *
the selfish, [-peep-] up lusers Gates spawned to replace the * N *
computer-literate. * G *
Choose your future. * *
Choose sysadmining[1]. *****
[1] It might [-peep-] you up a little less than heroin[2].
[2] ObFootnote
I cant read this, Shad. Its haphazard/bizzare shorthand English usage hurts my eyes.
No offense. I just dont know what the fock to make of it.
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And something tells me your joke is gonna go through everyone's head down here, and won't hit no one.
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