I met Bill Gates today!!!

I was in the airport VIP lounge in route to Seattle this morning. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink. I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late and had not arrived yet.

Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a small favor."

"Yes?"

"I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar, "and I'm
waiting on a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to
come walk by and just say, 'Hi George'?"

"Sure."

I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat. About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink and started to talk business. A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates.

"Hi George" he said.

I replied, "Get lost Gates, I'm in a meeting."

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Silver's, you win joke of the day, mate. Well crafted, beautifully executed!

<b><font color=green> "Nobody ever lives their life all the way up except bullfighters." - Ernest Hemingway, <i> The Sun Also Rises </i> </b> </font color=green>

Nicely done! The joke that is.

<font color=red><b>Long live Dhanity and the minions scouring the depths of Wingdingium!

Of course it wasn't me, but it sure is funnier if it reads like that though

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