Look, I've just gotten back from the boozer [bar] and I'm absolutely flabbergasted here because I've just had a go reading Tee's thread and I cant work Wusy out for the life of me. 9 Pints of that tremendous English Ale, Boddington's, may have left me a touch nailed but someone lend me a hand here, fellas.
Is Wusy a chick incognito? Nothing personal, Wusy, and if you're a man then I sincerely apologise but that PM you sent DH is kind of out near Mars or something in its scope and I'm concerned about your thieving habits. Combine that with your personal relationship anguish and we've got a recipe for disaster brewing here - a young gay thief who's worried about his post count at a community forum.
Mate, what is going on in your life?
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DH was taking the piss mate.
<font color=blue>"I'd like to play for a big Italian club, like Barcelona" - Mark Draper</font color=blue>
Well, wussy's definitely a little bitch....
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Is Boddingtons the stuff you're supposed to drink warm? I had some but my mate says it was nasty compared to the stuff back home, plus it was cold.
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He's transgender.
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Jeez, aint I the dumb Aussie fockbag!
D always manages to convince me - always - except for that time he reckoned he knocked out a linebacker in high school/college. That was a Barnaby Tale if I've ever heard it.
Alright, Wusy, a full and unconditional apology you have from me and I meant no insult to your masculinity I just didn't know what the go was - honestly.
Rob, you dring Boddington's before? Gosh, its a beauty of an ale, that bugger.
<b><font color=green> "Nobody ever lives their life all the way up except bullfighters." - Ernest Hemingway, <i> The Sun Also Rises </i> </b> </font color=green>
Actually that's a true story. It's just not as exciting as knocking him out. I dropped him, but there are other ways to drop people besides knocking them out. And they're far more humiliating.
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| Quote : Is Boddingtons the stuff you're supposed to drink warm? I had some but my mate says it was nasty compared to the stuff back home, plus it was cold. |
Mate, if you're meant to drink it warm then I certainly wasn't. I just had 9 pints of it and it tasted all good to me and it was ICE cold which is the way Beer is meant to be - none of this out-of-your-ass warm shite that some of the English lads bung on about.
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Yeah, you do enjoy a lend of the old Bomber on occasion. I appreciate it, truly I do.
It was so well conceived and it read so well that me, with my 9 pints of piss under my belt, just latched onto it. Maybe I wanted to believe because I'm bombed and bored at the moment. Nah, you had me hook, line and sinker.
<b><font color=green> "Nobody ever lives their life all the way up except bullfighters." - Ernest Hemingway, <i> The Sun Also Rises </i> </b> </font color=green>
What are you talking about? That PM really is from Wusy. I try to help him out as best I can but generally I can just send him to Eden for advice.
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Yeah, that's good stuff. Store down the street from me just started selling Stella, whereas I'd just about only found it in Atlanta before now. I hope I don't turn into a redneck tomsmart now.
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a young gay thief who's worried about his post count at a community forum.
That line actually made me laugh. I had thoughts of some guy sitting at his computer going into damage control to help Wusy find ITself.
Yeah, of course it was and when you're not dropping linebackers in college you're out screwing emotionally charged women that are susceptible to the full throng of DH charms!
- re: splurting jets of the hot stuff in that chick's eye! - I love that tale, absolutely love it.
You're a player, D. Truly you are. A real shaker and mover on the San Diego club scene.
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Oh, Aub, you're onto a beaty in Stella, mate. It truly is the sweat of God's sack bottled [trying to invoke images of a desirable and sweet liquid - hey, its got to be better than the same of Wing's pair of coconuts].
Stella is tops but I like to splice it up with other brews so as not to let it become medioce on the palate.
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Falcons country, hey? Aub Tigers too!!!
Is Atlanta the city of racial harmony or brotherly love that they talk about? Hang on, that's Detroit, eh?
An Aussie mate of mine went to Detroit a year ago and came back a frightened man. He'd never been mugged before and he'd never been accosted by the police for walking down the street late at night either so when he experienced both he kind of felt like a true, luckless, dic&head!!!
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Standard Boddie's or Boddie's Gold? Both are nice, Gold is better, and stronger. Got pretty arseholed on the Gold stuff at a wedding few years ago. Potent stuff.
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Atlanta's a couple hours east of me. <i>Think</i> the one you may be looking for is Philadelphia. Supposedly, heh-heh.
Hey, you see who's leading the NFL in rushing after the first two games?
Of course, that may change against Green Bay's run defense this weekend, but I'm surprised Jake hasn't shown up to talk about his new RB lately.
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Stella! Once you taste that, you won't go back. #1 seeling beer in Britain by a mile mate. And you know how we love our beer.
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Just may have to snag some more once I finish the Pete's Wicked I'm workin' on now. Beer-bathed grilled brats tonight.....mmmm hmmm, buddy!
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That sounds good. Damn good! I'll be over in 27 hours. Maybe longer since traffic in Texas sucks.
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Yeah, I know I shouldn't Ned, but I cant help myself, mate. I get a load on, come home half-tossed and if I'm not with a chiccy-babe, I genuinely find it to be amusing to come on here and get a load off.
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Was quite good, actually.
Hmm....you're going to be here in 27 hours? That's quite devious, given that I'll be out west by that time. *suspicious glare*
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*evil grin*
I'm a genius!
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Working in Sydney, Wusy. But will be back in Brisbane by Christmas, mate.
Coming to Aus, hey? 600 Kiwis moving permanently every week cant be wrong, hey?
Sorry for this shite thread. Honestly, I meant no offence.
<b><font color=green> "Nobody ever lives their life all the way up except bullfighters." - Ernest Hemingway, <i> The Sun Also Rises </i> </b> </font color=green>
Green Bay's run defense, which had improved after early season nightmares, has collapsed again. Sunday afternoon at Lambeau Field, Jacksonville's Fred Taylor ran wild on the Packers, erupting for 165 yards on 22 carries and one touchdown.
The Jaguars finished with 197 rushing yards one week after Detroit's Kevin Jones gained 156 yards and the Lions racked up 193 yards. Before the Packers' latest meltdown, they had held six of seven teams under 100 yards rushing and vaulted to ninth in the league against the run.
Although Green Bay had built up impressive numbers against the run, that might have been an aberration because opponents were choosing to pick on the Packers' overmatched secondary instead of their soft underbelly. But what the last two weeks have shown is if teams want to run the ball against Green Bay, more than likely they can.
Taylor became the fifth back this season to rush for at least 148 yards against Green Bay, joining New York's Tiki Barber (182), Kevin Jones(156) Chicago's Thomas Jones (152) and Tennessee's Chris Brown. And for the season, the Packers are now allowing a whopping 4.67 yards per carry. (this was in my hometown paper)
What greenbay have you been watching, Aubbie? The Cadillac should run amok!
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What in THE hell are you talking about? Last season? We're only in week 3. Cleveland rushed for 55 yards last week (Droughns - 50) and Detroit had 102 (K Jones - 87) in week 1. Green Bay hasn't even played the Jags, Giants, Bears or Titans. How could Taylor be the fifth back to rush for at least 148 yards against them? They haven't even faced 5 backs OR Taylor yet. Not that Carnell won't run crazy, but who knows...
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Just checked ESPN's '04 box scores. You ARE talking about last season. Taylor rushed for 165 on 22....in week 15....Dec 19, 2004. We're in '05 now, TT. Snap out of it!
LMAO!
Here's the <A HREF="http://sports-att.espn.go.com/nfl/boxscore?gameId=241219009" target="_new">link</A>. Check the date. What's the date on your article? Dec 19 or 20?
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Ron Dayne is the back to have in your team, Aub. I know, I know, you just cant conceive the idea but BIG backs are the go its just that the Giants are focking up his style.
I'd love to be a super BIG fock linebacker so I could crunch them back's asses behind the line into the turf.
I'd be a dirty fock of a player too: knees, elbows, eye gouging, any shite to intimidate the opposition in the game arena.
<b><font color=green> "Nobody ever lives their life all the way up except bullfighters." - Ernest Hemingway, <i> The Sun Also Rises </i> </b> </font color=green>
Dayne's not on the Giants any more, he's with Denver, and he's never been that great in the NFL yet. The big Giants RB you should watch for is Brandon Jacobs (6'4", 256). He was on our team for 1 year before getting frustrated about being stuck behind Cadillac and Ronnie Brown, and transferred. Averaged 6.5 per carry in his first game, and only carried 3 times last week, but scored in both games.
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Nice. I like the Broncos more so I'm glad he's there.
Yeah, oh fock yeah, Jacbos sounds like an arse ripper! Big Backs, Aub, I tell ya' its the go!
Look at the 'Bus'. Big and aged, the focker is brilliant.
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Dayne's 5'10", 245, as a comparison. He hasn't rushed for over 3.8 yards a carry over a season in the pros yet. Gonna be at least a couple more weekends til the Bus sees his first action of the season, though. Got him warming the bench on one of my Yahoo FFL teams.
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Yeah, but the best backs average 4-5 yeards a carry and what sort of line has Dayne been working behind? Think about it.
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The same one Tiki Barber got 4.1 - 5.2 ypc behind the last 7 years. But that's alright, bomber. You can defend your buddy Ron with the goal-line-situation thing.
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I hope you are referring to my football allegiance.
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You're a chaffed bitch with psoriasis down there. Shut up!
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When do we get the opportunity to beat him with a crowbar?
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patience Friar Tom.
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