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Now that I know Wusy is not a gay thief with a boyfriend problem - thanks D!!! :lol: I just wanted to know if anybody has watched the above porno.

My flatmate is a real player with the ladies, probably up there with DH in fact, and he's also one of those buggers that can NEVER, and I mean never, get enough sex so when he's not porking he's flogging, if you catch my drift.

Feeling a touch sorry for Wusy and his youthful problems I thought I would act like a half-drunk unscrupulous shitebag too and announce that I'm going to watch this DVD porno in front of me despite my moral reservations about the content - there's some middle aged glamour with her arse and knockers cocked seductively on the front cover.

My damn flatmate is out rooting up a storm at some club in the city. You have to be in it to win it, so they say, but I think I'll be a winner from the recliner tonight - spare sock anybody??? :lol:

 "Nobody ever lives their life all the way up except bullfighters." - Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises

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Welcome to 2(?) years ago :lol:

You'll like Bangbus, MILF hunter, ISpyCamelToe, -InsertDirtyWord- Coeds... etc etc

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Reply to Ned_Flanders

Only the decrepid scum of society watch such filthy porn.

For non porn goodness go check out the best music video in the world in my "I have found it" thread.

Long live Dhanity and the minions scouring the depths of Wingdingium!

Reply to dhlucke

You'll have to excuse the bombster. Ya see....he's been busy actually chasing chicks, partyin', etc. He may have missed a porno or a link or two. Try to understand, if you can.

War Eagle

Reply to Auburn9698

Ned can't hear or read you. The hair from his palms has grown to cover his whole body including his ears and eyes.

Long live Dhanity and the minions scouring the depths of Wingdingium!

Reply to dhlucke

HILARIOUS!!!!

Just got up but have to tell you a funny story:

Settled into my recliner and threw on the MILF and in this version the key dude porks this chick and then he porks her up the bum and I cant abide anal sex so I fast forward it [why is it that most pornos have it in it - I just cant see the attraction, not at all].

Anyways, I'm starting to get a touch hot and heavy and then BINGO!!! My flatmate opens the front door which I forgot to lock when I came home from the boozer and he walks straight into our flat's lounge area and he's got with him some hotty he picked up from this new dance club in the city and well, I've got Mr Happy out for a tickle and this chick's eyeballs almost explode because she's tossed on hard liquor [vodka] and she cant believe I'm jamming to a porno and my flatmate cracks up laughing because of the hilarious nature of the walk-in.

Then, despite my best efforts to apologise and the large amount of embarrassment I'm feeling this chick pulls up the other recliner and says: 'push the play button, I'm into it!'

Get the fock out of here. When have chicks ever been into dirty porn? I was stunned, literally stunned and my flatmate, Bruce, pours a couple of drinks and we all sit down to the MILF hunter.

By the movie's end, I ask for a threesome thinking this chick has got to be into it and she tells me to take a cold shower as one pulsing rod is all she can handle for the night. Talk about deflated. She was a hotty too and to make things worse all I heard for the next 2 hours were her exasperated porking sounds from the room next door as my flatmate proceeded to give her his version of a work-out.

Bloody funny though. I still cant get my head around a chick watching porn.

 "Nobody ever lives their life all the way up except bullfighters." - Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises

Reply to BomberBill

Despite me sharing the same name as your flatmate, I did have a laugh at your story although I dont know how healthy it is for you to be watching pornos and you're right, anal sex is not good.

 Hard House!

Reply to DJ_Bruce_Wong

Because you're new, I checked your profile and blow me down, you're another Aussie!!! I've only met one other Aussie here and a couple of Kiwis. Good to meet you, mate.

So you're a DJ. Lucky bastage! Plenty of chicks for you then, eh?

You'll like it down here. Its a good place. If you haven't already, check out Rob's post at the top of the 'other'. Some sagacious words there, indeed.

 "Nobody ever lives their life all the way up except bullfighters." - Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises

Reply to BomberBill

Yeah, a blue-blood Aussie, I am. I'm here for some fun but also to learn about the latest tech news in computerised music production.

You're a bit of a wild, dude, by the looks of it.

Yeah, I checked Rob's post and I fully understand. That's normal for any half-decent forum.

I dont know where you are but I'm in Brisbane and while its the start of Spring it feels like Summer already.

 Hard House!

Reply to DJ_Bruce_Wong

I'm currently consulting in Sydney but I live in Brisbane normally. Small world, hey?

Yeah, today is 27 degrees celcius so it feels like we've gone from winter to summer alright.

I enjoy a good time - too much booze and too many skirt chasings - but thats what I do for kicks etc.

DJ'ing, eh! You lucky shitebag, you. I assume Hard House is the music you play [ever played the Beat nightclub?] - while its not my cup of tea, I do know it gets the chicks, eh?

 "Nobody ever lives their life all the way up except bullfighters." - Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises

Reply to BomberBill

Aust with only 20 million means we all know somebody who is related to somebody else who is friend's with your mate, etc.

At least you can get near the beach down there. You know Bris, there's no beach and no respite from the heat given our geographical position - down in the Valley, I am.

Yeah, Hard H is my go. I can believe you've been to the Beat. I've played there a few times of late given they fired there regular guy. Good place but full of drug-heads. I prefer 'Roller's' club on a Friday - I play there regularly.

The chicks do dig it but I think its drug induced enjoyment for many while I play for the pure joy of spinning on the decks.

I cant believe there is an Aussie dude down here talking about pornos.

 Hard House!

Reply to DJ_Bruce_Wong

Bruce, stop playing funny focking bastards and get off my pc, you dirty shitebag! I know its you because I showed you this joint a few nights ago when I was tired. A dj from Brisbane. I should have known that to be a crock of shite.

Hey, fockbag, I heard you porking that hot chick last night here and before you go shooting your mouth off, you can see I've told the lads about that walk-in of your's. You could have focking knocked, you bastage!

Hey, dont you go to porno sites on my pc, you fockbag! I know what you are like.

I'm at Dave's and we're going for a swim in an hour so if you want to get your hungover arse over here you can come and perv at some 'real' chicks at the beach.

You almost had me you dic&head! :lol:

 "Nobody ever lives their life all the way up except bullfighters." - Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises

Reply to BomberBill

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

You useless bastage! I just nailed your arse in front of your 'virtual' friends. Ha!

Yeah, while you were flogging the monkey last night I was tapping that arse so you think about that and tell Dave he's a bastage for leaving me last night because Crystal's best friend wanted to fock him but he focked the moment up with his 'I'm a soft-cocked pansy going home' routine.

Yeah, I'm coming over for a swim, but not before I have a pull on your pc to some high-grade internet porn and asswipe you picked a shite porno in MILF, I've got tons of better shite than that you loser! How about I cream on your keyboard. Ha!

 Hard House!

Reply to DJ_Bruce_Wong

What focks me off most is that I know you will do it. I'll have to disinfect the keyboard.

Yeah, I'll get you back you prick! Forget the pc and get over here for a swim. The day is warm and the water is brilliant!

You're a fockbag Bruce, but a funny bugger nonetheless. Yeah, I heard you porking her hardways, cant you ever go softly with these women of your's. Its no wonder so few of them come back for a second serve of Brucey!

Get in the car and focking get over here, already. Dave's got beer chilling for this afternoon too and we're going to have a BBQ and invite a few chicks around.

 "Nobody ever lives their life all the way up except bullfighters." - Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises

Reply to BomberBill

Dude, are you talking to yourself?

Long live Dhanity and the minions scouring the depths of Wingdingium!

Reply to dhlucke

ROFLMAO :smile:

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Reply to 4ryan6

Twilight Zone music playing in the background! :smile:

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Reply to 4ryan6

Hmmm.....I think BB and his buddy are in trouble!

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Reply to dhlucke

That's one messed up little fella. And Australian to boot.

Reply to function9

My thoughts too :eek:

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Reply to Ned_Flanders

Damn you, damn you to hell :lol:

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Reply to Ned_Flanders

You look like a wookie. Stop spanking it!

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Reply to dhlucke

Ned's a wookie! HAHAHAHA! I fcuking love it. Good one. Shall we have a word with Fredi, see what he can do.... *devious*...

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Reply to RobD

Nice link, D. :lol:

Nah, Bruce is my flatmate and he is playing funny buggers. He used my pc to join the community after I showed him the site. He's a hard arse fockbag but a top bloke.

He loves his booze and women.

We're bombed right now and we've got some ladies over for a good time.

He got me a good one, the mongrel.

 "Nobody ever lives their life all the way up except bullfighters." - Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises

Reply to BomberBill

What the duece is a Wookie?

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Reply to Ned_Flanders

I'm officially asking for some pic of yourself.

I mean, every day you have some lady on the go, so you're either:
a) Extremely good looking
b) You just pull ugly girls
c) You're lying :tongue:

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Reply to Ned_Flanders

Mate, I'll be happy to send one in.

I will scan a pic and get it in but I dont have a scanner handy in Sydney so I will when back in Bris.

I'm not extremely good looking. 5'10, 170lbs [85 kgs], was a champion sprinter as a junior and top rugby league five-eighth [you play our game over there but its a B grade comp], but now have beer gut, got money [handy for the ladies], I'm a genuinely happy-go-lucky Aussie bloke who always, always tries to smile and have a good time. You'd have no idea how far that goes in this world, Ned.

Now I enjoy your sarcastic, caustic style of humour at times but what are you like in person? Do you act differently here? I dont. I say what I mean and I do as I say and if that blows up someone's arse the wrong way then I roll with the punches, you know.

 "Nobody ever lives their life all the way up except bullfighters." - Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises

Reply to BomberBill

You don't know?!?!?!

Hint: Star Wars. Referred to as "A big walking carpet"

...*faints*...

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Reply to RobD

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I'm officially asking for some pic of yourself.

I mean, every day you have some lady on the go, so you're either:
a) Extremely good looking
b) You just pull ugly girls
c) You're lying

Ned, you're 19 right? I'm 27 and I have been in two serious, long term relationships that were both close to marriage. I broke my last one off this year so please understand my mindset.

I told the crew here that I packed my shite up and moved my dull life to Sydney where the action is constant for any many who wants to make a go of it. I dont sit behind a focking computer and wish for it. I dont suffer from delusions of grandeur - I bust shite up the middle and put everybody's sensibilities on edge because I will always, always question the status quo.

I realise I've been a touch too nice here at times.

I like to get together with women on the weekends. Friends, you know. I dont get to fock every weekend or anything.

Do you see where I am coming from. 2 more years and I'm 30 and I will never, ever, have any regrets, Ned. Live life to the full is one of my mottos.

I'll send you your pic mate. I wanted to ages ago but am technology backwards [I've never owned a digital camera or scanner, ok].

 "Nobody ever lives their life all the way up except bullfighters." - Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises

Reply to BomberBill

God knows if I act differently here - I act different depending on the people I am dealing with, but at all times you're still dealing with me. I'm not fake.

Edit: When I first came here I was Fakey McFake as I'm sure older forum members can remember :lol:

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Reply to Ned_Flanders

By the way, the last one was more of a joke then a serious option...although all three are options in the end.

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Reply to Ned_Flanders

I know mate. Its all good. Am so toasted on the booze after swimming at the beach and drinking with friends.

Life's cool, Ned. I know you appreciate that just as much as me.

Listening to some Cafe Del Mar to chill after a heavy session.

Going to watch Collateral now to chill further.

 "Nobody ever lives their life all the way up except bullfighters." - Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises

Reply to BomberBill

Quote :

I'm not fake.

I, on the other hand, am a complete fabrication and do not exist.

....WW (5.1)

Reply to _WW_

I knew it. :mad:

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Reply to Ned_Flanders

Fock this fake shite off, WW. Honestly, who cant be focking honest here. What are people focking afraid of? Identity theft; computer hacking; internet leaking; girlfriend stealing; MILF focking!!!!

I'd happily answer any questions here about me and my personal go. Happily! And here's a BIG focking :smile: to prove it.

 " I snorted Coke of your girlfriend's/wife's tits and then had her suck me for an hour." - BomberBill

Reply to BomberBill

How big is your Penis?

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Reply to Ned_Flanders

8 inches. No bigger and no smaller than the next average white-arsed focker out there.

 " I snorted Coke of your girlfriend's/wife's tits and then had her suck me for an hour." - BomberBill

Reply to BomberBill

Yeah, wookie. I like that.

Ned, shut your arse! You're only supposed to make weird half-roar sounds, anyway. :lol:

War Eagle

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Ruuuuargh?

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Reply to Ned_Flanders

Much better.

War Eagle

Reply to Auburn9698

Huuuurgh ruuuu hu rar?

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Reply to Ned_Flanders

LMAO! Yes, you are normally endowed, its just that Wookies diks do not show through the fur even if it did get hard

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girlfriend stealing;

Take my wife...please!

....WW (5.1)

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