You will be saved if your family member is an AMD

Imagine your company is somewhat in financial trouble. But if your relative or good friend is a AMD VP, you will be saved. He will grant your company contracts for whatever consulting service you can hardly provide for 50 grand a quarter. That is 200 grand a year. Plus travel and boarding allowance. If you are unemployed, go to him. Your VP family member will fix you a job in AMD because he is the big boss in Asia.
So you will see a lot of relatives and friends in the AMD office. What a party!


WaWa
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  1. am i the only one confused?

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  2. Yeah, but he didn't believe I was family...so he shot me in the ass and told me to get over it...

    that jerk...I'm not going to his birthday party.


    If I don't get my 90THz AMD Quadraplex system soon, I'm afraid I may just combust right here.
  3. Nothing like stating the obvious, and well known. All big dollar dudes for the entire history of the world have performed such actions there slick.

    If you had a billion$, would you contract some friendlies, even if you know it's going to be a loss for you (say a 110K loss from your billion$bottomline)? I would. The lawyers always get more than that anyway...and do THEY deserve it..NO. Do you think AMD is the only company with money for such situations?


    If I don't get my 90THz AMD Quadraplex system soon, I'm afraid I may just combust right here.
  4. if say I replace the word AMD in your psot with one of the following: ATi, nVidia, Intel.
    will the post still be valid?

    or there is a specifc reason you have chosen AMD?

    This post is best viewed with common sense enabled
  5. The guy must be sick.

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  6. I soo don't get this!! WAAAA!!! :frown:
  7. lol,& lmao

    get this man a tissue

    He must not be relation to a big wig

    Oh...almost forgot...hows come I'm a member now, I was a Journeyman before...why did I get demoted??? Damn office politics...

    If I don't get my 90THz AMD Quadraplex system soon, I'm afraid I may just combust right here.<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by siliconjon on 04/23/02 08:09 PM.</EM></FONT></P>
  8. Umm....you're a Journeyman till you get to 100 posts and then you're promoted to a member. And after 200 posts you'll be a enthusiast like me!!
  9. Sure this kind of dam relations happen in many other companies. It just that this is the worst I have ever seen. Be a friend to him and you get everything, or you will never be a friend.

    WaWa
  10. Nepotism sucks.. but its been done forever. I know this company in Texas that you HAVE to be a family member to be on the board. Stupid...


    Benchmarks are like sex, everybody loves doing it, everybody thinks they are good at it.
  11. Well, my last forum should help get me up to that enthusiest level...then I will learn how to spell it, as there will be a constant reminder :o


    If I don't get my 90THz AMD Quadraplex system soon, I'm afraid I may just combust right here.
  12. I feel old :smile:

    If my response is brief and vague its because the info you provided is too!
  13. Quote:
    It just that this is the worst I have ever seen.

    WHAT'S the worst you've ever seen? You haven't said anything specific to show why it's so bad with AMD. Is there some specific incident?

    <b>Studies have shown that most people prefer the taste of AMD to the taste of Intel</b>
  14. I would say there is someone nearby to him (geographically) that has been given this blessing, or at least he's heard so through the grapevine, and he just can't stand the fact that it's not him.


    If I don't get my 90THz AMD Quadraplex system soon, I'm afraid I may just combust right here.
  15. Yeah, enthusiast is the best! LOL

    What is it, 400 for the next level?

    "There's no such thing as gravity, the Earth just sucks."
  16. He's most likely talking about the whole thing where one of AMD's VPs is accusing them of being racist.

    <font color=blue>If you don't buy Windows, then the terrorists have already won!</font color=blue> - Microsoft
  17. Yup. I'm like a quarter of the way there. 249 messages and counting. This'll be my 250th.
  18. As us oldies often say... <font color=red>FREE POST FREE POST!</font color=red>

    Despite appearances im not Phsysic. I may need your system specifications to solve your problem!
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