yall aint gonna believe this sh1t

starting from the begining, a few days ago me and some guys at work were talking about 4 of us getting hired perm (were all contractors) and i mentioned there were only 4 of us that had been there a while and us four should be hired for seniority. i made a totally off color remark thinking it was fine cause i was with "freinds" and said jokingly, man if i dont get hired here full time im gonna blow the building up!!! we all had a good laugh. i get a call tonight from my contractor agent saying it was very urgent we speak. i was on the way to a restaurant with some buddies and she said pull over right now. so i did and she informs me that i was fired for making dangerous threats to work property!!!!!!!!! i didnt even remember the conversation i had a couple days ago then i remembered one guy that was standing there said, wow i dont know if we can trust you, im kinda scared of you. i figured he was joking but he must have sent a manager an email telling them what i said.

its all good though, i didnt like that place, im ok on money for a while so i can find a good job that i want. i should have left that place a long time ago. a story that ridiculous has to have some intervention from god, so im sure hes got somthing lined up for me.

go tell your alien brothers, that ronnie cordova says they're gay!!! <A HREF="http://sockbaby.com" target="_new"> sock baby </A>

Oh yeah. He's gonna go postal. Stand back.

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A bolt of my slimy man-fat would also do the trick.

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Eat my piss.

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Leave a cardboard box outside the entrance, slightly opened. Put an old style ticking clock in there, leave some wires easily visible, they'll proper sh<b></b>it themselves.

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I didn't say it was the best, just an idea. I've seen enough of those things to know they work effectively as a scare tool.

And what's with the "bastard" stuff, you bleedin' swine? ...*sulks*...

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You brought it all on yourself, giving your bunny skewiff nadgers.

...*laughs*...

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I said EAT, not drink. You whore!

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I'd prefer to suck it from its source...*fag wink*...

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I'm going to have to ditch them for the winter, real soon... It'll be hard getting used to wearing pants again....






Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS!

I'm assume you're referring to incontinence pants...*sniggers*..

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I already have, thank you.

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Whenever you decide to fly from now be sure to allow a little extra time at the security gate...

....WW (5.1)

...*warbles to the diagnostic, inquisitive snorkius*...

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thats phukking sux dude, sorry to hear that, hope you get abetter job soon.

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like looking at your bunny during work hours

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hmmm.. si.com....

strangely attractive, lmao.

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Things happen for a reason a lot of times. That guy probably had some kind of agenda, knowing he wanted your job or something like that.

Hopefully just getting fired is as far as they go..... otherwise....


Congratulations on making the Homeland Security's [-peep-]-List.

If you're reported, you're ont he No-Fly list, your credit just went to hell, you won't be able to get a mortgage as fast, etc. They really screw you over, so you may want to just play kiss up with them so it doesn't go further.

AND the FBI may come knocking on your door as they did with a friend of mine when he made the comment "blow the school up" in email.

But, find another job real quick before anything gets on your record.

If anyone recalls the Jeep shooting a few months back in Toledo, Ohio where they build Liberties. I was hanging out with about 15 of those guys after the guy shot up a couple people and killed himself.
He didn't even show any signs, no one thought anything of it, but it's a risk they take now.

They're preaching "Fire and forget, take time to hire."

Fire people fast, take longer in hiring.. that's what these management courses are pushing this day..

...*looks for corpse*....

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Here's an idea! Send them one of those time bomb alarm clocks, one that looks like it's obviously a gag gift and not the real thing. Attach a note that says "I guess the laughs are on me!".

Fill the thing with REAL Plastique, so that just when they think they got the joke, BANG the joke's on them!

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Like common cleaning supplies...

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and chewing gum, wires, drills, saws, duct tape, electrical connectors, scissors, timepieces, boxes, nails...

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We've both taken this to the logical extreme - the point was that common household items can be used to make effective, inexpensive explosives. Thus, it would be extremely difficult for him to completely remove materials that can be used to make explosive devices. That being said, it takes more than material to make explosives - it also takes knowledge and intent, therefore anyone that investigated his house would need to find more than materials in order to take action against him. On the other hand, if he has other common forms of explosives floating around his house, then that might be incriminating by itself.










Oh - incriminating and justification for his co-workers concern.

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conjugal visits

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Not unless he also owns an anarchists cookbook, or books along that line.

But more!, If he's a hunter and loads his own shells or bullets, or black powder rifle enthusiast, and has loose stock gunpowder on hand.

If he was to have gunpowder, especially black powder, and steel pipe, fertilizer, aluminum powder, you know that wouldnot be a good thing for them to find if they searched his home!

Better to be safe than sorry, If they were serious enough to terminate his employment, rest assured its not over with!





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