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Tom_Smart   10-08-2005 at 01:10:22 PM

I am putting in a new floor in the dinning room and kitchen today. Never done a floor before, so wish me luck.

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RCPilot   10-08-2005 at 01:45:05 PM
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Good luck!!!! Most likely will take quite a few Stella's to get er done!!!!



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:

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_WW_   10-08-2005 at 01:45:58 PM
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Just remember...shiny side up!

....WW (5.1)

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RobD   10-08-2005 at 02:28:04 PM
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Save a piece of wood, someone on here needs a good beat upside the head, might knock some pissing sense into 'em.

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RichPLS   10-08-2005 at 02:29:47 PM
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I have quite a large peice of wood for you!

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BomberBill   10-08-2005 at 03:01:17 PM
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I tell you whats interesting: me fisting your girlfriend on your new floor while you're out earning a buck! :tongue:

[/had 12 hoegaardens, a full-blown week with an ex-flame of mine and I REALLY did fist your chic, Tom!!!!]

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Tom_Smart   10-08-2005 at 04:45:48 PM
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Fisting is going to have to wait, I have just put the job on hold because of the rain. That and I couldn't be arsed. That ex of yours needs a re-bore after I'd finished with her, may I suggest shoving a leg of lamb up there and removing the bone. I may be mistaken, it could have been your mum. [/back at ya]

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BomberBill   10-08-2005 at 04:48:42 PM
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:lol:

I'd expect nothing less from a good Englishman.

Particularly given that your sister was so forthcoming over the family affairs in between cock sucks and hand jobs!!!! [/Slurps on another Hoee]

Hoegaarden, Tom. 12'lve of 'em too, bud. You cant begin to match me tonight.

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Tom_Smart   10-08-2005 at 04:59:19 PM
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I think there is a good chance I may catch up, it's only 4.pm here. I will just enjoy a bottle of wine and a cheese sarnie before heading for the battle cruiser.

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BomberBill   10-08-2005 at 05:02:38 PM
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This is what I hate focking most about time differences:- I'm onto my rum and coke nightcap at 1 am and you're about to delve into the cellar for that 1999 Chardonnay you keep on hand for any half-boozed chick that manages to swing by your way at the local pisser!

Hoegaarden though, Tom. Have you tried it? I love it, dearly.

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Tom_Smart   10-08-2005 at 05:07:03 PM
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It is a bit too citrus for me, I bet you drink Sol with lime you pansy futhermucker.

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BomberBill   10-08-2005 at 05:09:44 PM
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Bud, I dont know what Sol is and limes are for Indian cooking so you've got the wrong Aussie Gaybo there, mate. Hey, try that focking pedantic English fockbag, Jamie Oliver, if you want a lime shandy!!!!

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Tom_Smart   10-08-2005 at 05:18:21 PM
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Do you mean <A HREF="http://www.witek.dircon.co.uk/silly/jamie-oliver55.jpg" target="_new"> this</A> tool?

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BomberBill   10-08-2005 at 05:26:55 PM
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That gets a triple focking trophy award, mate. :smile:

Look, its one focking thing to throw a few focking scallops and prawns together on a hot plate with a bit of focking garlic and call it gourmet English cooking, but this focking clown gives women the wrong idea about how a man should be able to handle a kitchen. I'm not only expected to go out and earn a top crust for the family unit, but I'm also expected to whip up a boysenberry creme' duck with lightly steamed Bok Choy matched with Brandy tarts for dessert!

Thank-focking-you, JO, for making average T-bone and mash cooking fockbags like me out to be criminal scum not worth a big-titted chick's look-in.

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Tom_Smart   10-08-2005 at 05:55:59 PM
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WTF was I thinking, I just missed a [-peep-] load of the first half of the England game. Half time now and on my third bottle of wine. Only the £1.50 25Cl bottles of cheapo Cali Chard you get down the boozer. Will finish this on way to watch the second half in the local.

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BigMac   10-10-2005 at 11:40:51 AM
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Well well,

You Brits still have everything in your own hand, after that win on Austria. Next match against Poland will be pivotal.

We qualified this weekend. I seriously think we've got a shot at becoming world champion next year.


BigMac

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RobD   10-10-2005 at 12:02:50 PM
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We played like a bunch of muppets, as per bloody usual. We'll be on one of the first planes home. Even teams like Iran and Togo will take us to the cleaners. There's more chance of the hole up my arse healing up than us winning the world cup. We have some of the most talented players that this country has ever seen, and we play like a Sunday morning pub team that's just stumbled out of the boozer from an all night lock-in.

I'm sorry Tom, Crouch might play well for the Reds, but he's not international class. Why take off Owen, our best striker, and leave Crouch up front, which effectively reduces our scoring capacity to zero, I'll never know. Carragher played well though, and with Campbell injured (again!), rather than stick Rio sodding Ferdinand in, put Carragher in the centre and play Richardson left back, he's got the same attacking qualities as Cole, and has played there for ManUre.

[/bitter footie rant]

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Tom_Smart   10-10-2005 at 12:06:50 PM
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The Celebs from Sky one's piece of shite probably stand more chance than us at the moment. Agreed on the Couch and Carragher point.

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BigMac   10-10-2005 at 12:07:39 PM
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You guys can have another go at it in 2010. The 2006 WC will be ours.


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Tom_Smart   10-10-2005 at 12:15:55 PM
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2010 may be out of the question for you. Rising sea level might take you out before we get a chance.

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RobD   10-10-2005 at 12:29:39 PM
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The Dutch team always presses the self-destruct button halfway through a major tournament and start lamping seven shades of sh<b></b>it out of each other. If you can stop them all trying to punch each other (manager included), then I agree, you've got the best chance outside of those fancy pants wankers Brazil, who are overrated IMO.

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RobD   10-10-2005 at 12:30:57 PM
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I'm gonna see what odds I can get for someone like Togo or Angola getting to the second round. Better bet than us at the moment.

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Tom_Smart   10-10-2005 at 12:36:38 PM
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Put your money on FYR Macedonia.

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RobD   10-10-2005 at 12:42:04 PM
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Might have a tenner on Uzbekistan, that world famous footie super-power.

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BigMac   10-10-2005 at 12:44:13 PM
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The Dutch team always presses the self-destruct button halfway through a major tournament and start lamping seven shades of [-peep-] out of each other. If you can stop them all trying to punch each other (manager included), then I agree, you've got the best chance outside of those fancy pants wankers Brazil, who are overrated IMO.



I agree. That's why I am so confident this time. Marco van Basten was a world class player, he certainly is proving himself as a world class manager at the moment. He's taken the old team apart and found the perfect mix of old and new for the 2006 tournament, and he is combining it with a very clear communication style, which is repected by all players.

And we have Van der Sar as captain, which is I think the least egocentric captain we've seen the last couple of decades. Not to mention his world class goalkeeper skills.



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RobD   10-10-2005 at 12:53:27 PM
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The whole squad looks superb, quality all throughout. And I agree on Van der Sar, quality keeper and a good down to earth bloke to boot. If anyone has a problem with him, it's because of that person and not Edwin. Why we can't follow suit and replace Beckham with Terry.....

The Dutch need a tough group to get the best out of them, and then they'll fly through the knockout stages. And they'll play damned good footie too.

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