STD Ratios

Your risk of contracting an STD

One bout of unprotected sex with a beautiful stranger has approximately a 33% chance of contracting an STD. The breakdown:

Herpes: 1 in 9-It's one of the most widespread STDs--45 million Americans are infected.

Chlamydia: 1 in 18-It's on a rampage. The Centers for Disease Control estimates that half of all sexually active women will have been infected with chlamydia by the time they reach age 30.

Gonorrhea: 1 in 36-It's most common in women in their teens and early 20s.

Syphilis: 1 in 36-The disease is not very widespread, is easily detectable, and can be cured with a single dose of penicillin if treated within 1 year.

HIV: 1 in 36-Scary, very scary.


Hepatitis B virus: 1 in 36-If she's infected, the virus is present in nearly all of her bodily fluids--you could potentially get this deadly liver disease simply by sharing a toothbrush.

Human papillomavirus (HPV): 1 in 12-46 percent of women under age 25 are HPV-positive at any given time. Condoms help, but, as with herpes, they only protect what they cover.

Other bugs: ???-They don't make the news, but there are 18 other diseases that are spread primarily through sex. Trichomoniasis, for example, a parasite that causes penile irritation and discharge and may increase risk of HIV, infects about 5 million people a year.

I've been trying for Gonorrhea for a while now. Don't understand what I'm doing wrong, I masturbate at least 2-3 times a day.

Oh you touch my Tralala

Holy Sh-t The Bed Fred!!!!!!!




Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS!

What about crabs? I'm really interested in crabs.

<font color=red><b>Long live Dhanity and the minions scouring the depths of Wingdingium!</b>

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Some of those don't necessarely require sex though so there's still hope for you to get one.

<font color=red><b>Long live Dhanity and the minions scouring the depths of Wingdingium!</b>

XxxxX
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Nope, not even that. You can get them from toilet seats for example. Didn't you read the OP?

<font color=red><b>Long live Dhanity and the minions scouring the depths of Wingdingium!</b>

XxxxX
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(" )_(" ) Bow down before King Bunny

and about as close as it gets for you!

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damn right!!!

hahaha funny bastard!

but seriously, my butt never touches the toilet seat unless i'm at home. i don't use public restroom unless i really have to and when i do, i there is a procedure!

first flush, then clean the toilet seat and flush again, next apply at least three layers of toilet paper to the seat and throw a ton of toilet paper in the bowl so when the schit hits the water you don't get shitty water all over your ass. next, you go through the stomach exercises, better known as pooping. when i'm done i take the toilet paper which i soaked in water before entering the stall and wipe my ass clean. then i use the dry toilet paper and wipe my ass dry. next i get the hell out of there ASAP before the shitty waters run all over the bathroom because some furcking arshole used too much toilet paper


</font color=red><b><font color=orange>I believe in my penis, it has the power to create life.<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by scamtrOn on 10/11/05 02:02 PM.</EM></FONT></P>