42 Unusual Uses For Stuff . . .

<pre>Can't wait to hear your additions...jeez!</pre><p>1. Budweiser beer conditions the hair
2. Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish
3. Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes
4. Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair
5. Elmer's Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads if any

6. Shiny Hair - use brewed Lipton Tea
7. Sunburn - empty a large jar of Nestea into your bath water
8. Minor burn - Colgate or Crest toothpaste
9. Burn your tongue? Put sugar on it!
10. Arthritis? WD-40 Spray and rub in - kill insect stings too

11. Bee stings - meat tenderizer
12. Chigger bite - Preparation H
13. Puffy eyes - Preparation H
14. Paper cut - crazy glue or chap stick (glue is used instead of sutures at most hospitals)
15. Stinky feet - Jello

16. Athletes feet - cornstarch
17. Fungus on toenails or fingernails - Vicks vapor rub
18. Kool aid to clean dishwasher pipes. Just put in the detergent section and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet. (Wow, and we drink this stuff)
19. Kool Aid can be used as a dye in paint also Kool Aid in Dannon plain yogurt as a finger paint, your kids will love it and it won't hurt them if they eat it!
20. Peanut butter - will get scratches out of CD's! Wipe off with a coffee filter paper

21. Sticking bicycle chain - Pam no-stick cooking spray
22. Pam will also remove paint, and grease from your hands! Keep a can in your garage for your hubby
23. Peanut butter will remove ink from the face of dolls
24. When the doll clothes are hard to put on, sprinkle with corn starch and watch them slide on
25. Heavy dandruff - pour on the vinegar!

26. Body paint - Crisco mixed with food coloring. Heat the Crisco in the microwave, pour in to an empty film container and mix with the food color of your choice!
27. Tie Dye T-shirt - mix a solution of Kool Aid in a container, tie a rubber band around a section of the T-shirt and soak
28. Preserving a newspaper clipping - large bottle of club soda and cup of milk of magnesia, soak for 20 min. and let dry, will last for many years!
29. A Slinky will hold toast and CD's!
30. To keep goggles and glasses from fogging, coat with Colgate toothpaste

31. Wine stains, pour on the Morton salt and watch it absorb into the salt.
32. To remove wax - Take a paper towel and iron it over the wax stain, it will absorb into the towel.
33. Remove labels off glassware etc. rub with Peanut butter!
34. Baked on food - fill container with water, get a Bounce paper softener and the static from the Bounce towel will cause the baked on food to adhere to it. Soak overnight. Also; you can use 2 Efferdent tablets, soak overnight!
35. Crayon on the wall - Colgate toothpaste and brush it!

36. Dirty grout - Listerine
37. Stains on clothes - Colgate
38. Grass stains - Karo Syrup
39. Grease Stains - Coca Cola, it will also remove grease stains from the driveway overnight. It will take corrosion from car batteries!
40. Fleas in your carpet? 20 Mule Team Borax- sprinkle and let stand for 24 hours. Maybe this will work if you get them back again.
41. To keep FRESH FLOWERS longer Add a little Clorox, or 2 Bayer aspirin, or just use 7-Up instead of water.

42. When you go to buy bread in the grocery store, have you ever wondered which is the freshest, so you "squeeze" for freshness or softness? Did you know that bread is delivered fresh to the stores five days a week? Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Each day has a different color twist tie. They are: Monday = Blue, Tuesday = Green, Thursday = Red Friday = White and Saturday = Yellow. So if today was Thursday, you would want red twist tie; not white which is Fridays (almost a week old)! The colors go alphabetically by color Blue- Green - Red - White - Yellow, Monday through Saturday. Very easy to remember. I thought this was interesting. I looked in the grocery store and the bread wrappers DO have different twist ties, and even the ones with the plastic clips have different colors. You learn something new everyday! Enjoy fresh bread when you buy bread with the right color on the day you are shopping.


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LOL, i love the logic in this one.

Alltaken

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Caustic soda..?

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(" )ώ(" ) This is my bunny.. no more mumps.. ready for assaulting Wingding's holed bunny!!!

I guess that 3 of us need to get a life...

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I saw Kool aid mentioned and something about making hippy T-shirts. I told you to call me the next time that you made electrict Kool Aid. [/Rich loves Shrooms]

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#1 is outrageous, there is no known use for Budweiser.

<font color=green>Canada</font color=green><font color=blue> you are </font color=blue><font color=red>next</font color=red>

<font color=green>Canada</font color=green><font color=blue> you are </font color=blue><font color=red>next</font color=red>

You can spray some Pam on the front of your vehicle when the bugs are really bad out. It will protect your paint job from the bug acidity and make it much easier to clean.

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It's really funny when someone tries to lean on the car and then slides off and busts their arse!

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Chill! Mostly messing around, but that first person to slipp off the hood would be a deterrent to the rest...

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I have spooge stains all over the inside. I just don't want anyone messing up the outside!

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Come to MS. when the LOVE bugs are doing the nasty and you will understand. We just got through this season so im afraid you will need to wait a year.

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They are here for a few weeks every year. They come here to get freaky. This is why they are called love bugs. Seriously, 99% of them are stuck to each others butt. Once they start to mate they dont stop. There are millions of them. You figure out real quick that its best to get a big breath of air and hold it everytime you step out. if you open your mouth while outside your almost assured to get a couple in your mouth.

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I know what a june bug is but its nothing like a love bug. They are black with a little spot of orange. There so light that you probably wouldnt know it if one had lit on you. If you dont spray them off the front of your car, over time they will become acidic and kill the paint.

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I like that love bugs do not bite, but they stink when squished and during mating season coat your car and windshield.

I would gladly take more love bugs in return for less mosquitoes. And WTF, now we have flys, regular ones, like the one Goldblum mutated from except they bite! Fricking biting houseflys. Before the storm, I do not recall them biting.

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And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
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They match your erotic bugs/ticks.

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And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign</pre><p></font color=red>

You guys have the Love bugs up there? And I thought we where the only ones down here in FLA who had them.