Warforged Character Concepts

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What do you think of these?

1. CN or CE Warforged Rogue named Bender. Works on an airship owned by
a crackpot Artificer, along with a dumb human commoner from the past and
a female mutant human fighter.

2. (More Obscure) Huge Warforged Titan named Bil. Wears a tie. Has a
smaller "third arm" to hold his teddy bear with. Also has a lever on
his back with two settings: "Good" and "Evil". His alignment changes
when the lever is pulled up or down. Doesn't speak much, just booms out
"MEEEEEE BIL!" when he feels the need to express himself. Also appears
to simultaneously rage and gain monk unarmed fighting abilities when
taunted with the destruction of his teddy bear by a birdlike "Clockword
Beast" apparently manned by kenku.

Any other ideas?

- Ron ^*^
 
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Werebat wrote:
> What do you think of these?
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> Any other ideas?

Huge (gargantuan?) Wilder. Shoots lightning bolts from his eyes when
threatened.
Tries to resist the urge to blow stuff up. "I ... am not ... a gun!"

Silveraxe.
 
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Werebat wrote:
> Any other ideas?

Warforged Monk, equipped with a Bodysuit of Blending. Friends with a
Warforged Fighter.

"For now we see as through a glass darkly, but then we shall see face
to face."

Laszlo
 
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A warforged wizard who shoots only red or blue rays, depending on
alignment, and polymorphs into strange conveyances. 'roll out!'
 
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Werebat wrote:
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> Mincing Warforged Bard with golden plating and skills maxed in Language.

Too obvious.

Silveraxe.
 
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Silveraxe wrote:
> Werebat wrote:
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>>What do you think of these?
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>>Any other ideas?
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> Huge (gargantuan?) Wilder. Shoots lightning bolts from his eyes when
> threatened.
> Tries to resist the urge to blow stuff up. "I ... am not ... a gun!"

Good one.

Mincing Warforged Bard with golden plating and skills maxed in Language.
His model was designed to serve as interpreters for nobles and the
wealthy. Adventures with a small non-humanoid warforged Artificer
shaped like a trash can with legs and filled with hidden gadgets and
doodads.

- Ron ^*^
 
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"Repent Werebat!" said the Ticktockman. "Get Stuffed!" Werebat replied.
Then he added:

> Any other ideas?
>

A colossal Warforged titan with a highly destructive tendancy. Warcry is
"Big Jobs!!"

A party of seven Warforged including fighters, rogues and a cleric sent
into a lawless region to "clean up the place." Catchphase: "Spread the
word."

--
Billy Yank

Quinn: "I'm saying it's us, or them."
Murphy: "Well I choose them."
Q: "That's NOT an option!"
M: "Then you shouldn't have framed it as one."
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Warforged fighter with red eyes and talks in an odd accent. He was
sent back in time to protect the party's rogue destined to save the
world from a much more powerful warforged juggernaut. They're being
pursued by a Sheen.

At campaign end he becomes governer or something.

Gerald Katz
 
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Mere moments before death, Silveraxe hastily scrawled:
>Werebat wrote:
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>> Mincing Warforged Bard with golden plating and skills maxed in Language.
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>Too obvious.

Yeah, I got it at "Mincing".



Ed Chauvin IV

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On Mon, 04 Jul 2005 04:17:20 -0400, Werebat <ranpoirier@cox.net> scribed
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>What do you think of these?
>
>1. CN or CE Warforged Rogue named Bender. Works on an airship owned by
>a crackpot Artificer, along with a dumb human commoner from the past and
>a female mutant human fighter.

CE. Are warforged even capable of consuming alchohol?

How do you model the ability to store things in his chest without
overpowering him?
 
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Matt Frisch wrote:

>On Mon, 04 Jul 2005 04:17:20 -0400, Werebat <ranpoirier@cox.net> scribed
>into the ether:
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>
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>>What do you think of these?
>>
>>1. CN or CE Warforged Rogue named Bender. Works on an airship owned by
>>a crackpot Artificer, along with a dumb human commoner from the past and
>>a female mutant human fighter.
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>>
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>CE. Are warforged even capable of consuming alchohol?
>
>How do you model the ability to store things in his chest without
>overpowering him?
>
>
They are immune to poison so I would say no to the use of alcohol as
anything other than a cleaning agent.

A built-in Bag of Holding?

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Tetsubo wrote:

> Matt Frisch wrote:
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>> On Mon, 04 Jul 2005 04:17:20 -0400, Werebat <ranpoirier@cox.net> scribed
>> into the ether:
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>>
>>
>>> What do you think of these?
>>>
>>> 1. CN or CE Warforged Rogue named Bender. Works on an airship owned
>>> by a crackpot Artificer, along with a dumb human commoner from the
>>> past and a female mutant human fighter.
>>>
>>
>>
>> CE. Are warforged even capable of consuming alchohol?
>>
>> How do you model the ability to store things in his chest without
>> overpowering him?
>>
>>
> They are immune to poison so I would say no to the use of alcohol as
> anything other than a cleaning agent.
>
> A built-in Bag of Holding?

Possum Pouch, which is less "big" and runs the risk of being discovered
with a search check.

I did forget to mention the crabman cleric with low charisma, didn't I?

Damn, you could do a pretty funny mock-up in an Eberron campaign...

- Ron ^*^
 
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Ed Chauvin IV wrote:

> Mere moments before death, Silveraxe hastily scrawled:
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>>Werebat wrote:
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>>>Mincing Warforged Bard with golden plating and skills maxed in Language.
>>
>>Too obvious.
>
>
> Yeah, I got it at "Mincing".

It's hard NOT to be obvious with him.

Still... If you placed your bet at "Mincing", you might have lost if
I'd been talking about Cheop.

- Ron ^*^
 
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Matt Frisch wrote:
> On Mon, 04 Jul 2005 04:17:20 -0400, Werebat <ranpoirier@cox.net>
> scribed into the ether:
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>> What do you think of these?
>>
>> 1. CN or CE Warforged Rogue named Bender. Works on an airship owned
>> by a crackpot Artificer, along with a dumb human commoner from the
>> past and a female mutant human fighter.
>
> CE. Are warforged even capable of consuming alchohol?

Yes, just not of deriving benefits (or drawbacks) from it.

> How do you model the ability to store things in his chest without
> overpowering him?

Non-removable portable hole with a lid.

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Hadsil wrote:

> Warforged fighter with red eyes and talks in an odd accent. He was
> sent back in time to protect the party's rogue destined to save the
> world from a much more powerful warforged juggernaut. They're being
> pursued by a Sheen.

> At campaign end he becomes governer or something.

LOL!

- Ron ^*^
 
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On Mon, 4 Jul 2005 20:42:36 +0100, "Mark Blunden"
<m.blundenATntlworld.com@address.invalid> scribed into the ether:

>Matt Frisch wrote:
>> On Mon, 04 Jul 2005 04:17:20 -0400, Werebat <ranpoirier@cox.net>
>> scribed into the ether:
>>
>>>
>>> What do you think of these?
>>>
>>> 1. CN or CE Warforged Rogue named Bender. Works on an airship owned
>>> by a crackpot Artificer, along with a dumb human commoner from the
>>> past and a female mutant human fighter.
>>
>> CE. Are warforged even capable of consuming alchohol?
>
>Yes, just not of deriving benefits (or drawbacks) from it.

But Bender dervies his power from it, without alcohol, he becomes a
rusted-out wreck.

>> How do you model the ability to store things in his chest without
>> overpowering him?
>
>Non-removable portable hole with a lid.

That's not too bad.
 
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Mere moments before death, Werebat hastily scrawled:
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>Ed Chauvin IV wrote:
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>> Mere moments before death, Silveraxe hastily scrawled:
>>
>>>Werebat wrote:
>>>
>>>>Mincing Warforged Bard with golden plating and skills maxed in Language.
>>>
>>>Too obvious.
>>
>>
>> Yeah, I got it at "Mincing".
>
>It's hard NOT to be obvious with him.
>
>Still... If you placed your bet at "Mincing", you might have lost if
>I'd been talking about Cheop.

Uh... You mean that pyramid guy?



Ed Chauvin IV

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DISCLAIMER : WARNING: RULE # 196 is X-rated in that to calculate L,
use X = [(C2/10)^2], and RULE # 193 which is NOT meant to be read by
kids, since RULE # 187 EXPLAINS homosexuality mathematically, using
modifier G @ 11.

"I always feel left out when someone *else* gets killfiled."
--Terry Austin
 
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Werebat <ranpoirier@cox.net> wrote:
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>What do you think of these?
>
>1. CN or CE Warforged Rogue named Bender. Works on an airship owned by
>a crackpot Artificer, along with a dumb human commoner from the past and
>a female mutant human fighter.
>
>2. (More Obscure) Huge Warforged Titan named Bil. Wears a tie. Has a
>smaller "third arm" to hold his teddy bear with. Also has a lever on
>his back with two settings: "Good" and "Evil". His alignment changes
>when the lever is pulled up or down. Doesn't speak much, just booms out
>"MEEEEEE BIL!" when he feels the need to express himself. Also appears
>to simultaneously rage and gain monk unarmed fighting abilities when
>taunted with the destruction of his teddy bear by a birdlike "Clockword
>Beast" apparently manned by kenku.
>
>Any other ideas?
>
> - Ron ^*^
> An Artificer who was able to transfer his essence to a crude memory device
>now lives in the City of Sharn. The device is worn by one of the Artificers
>warforged creations as a necklace.
 
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Phenyx wrote:
> Werebat <ranpoirier@cox.net> wrote:
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>>What do you think of these?
>>
>>1. CN or CE Warforged Rogue named Bender. Works on an airship owned by
>>a crackpot Artificer, along with a dumb human commoner from the past and
>>a female mutant human fighter.
>>
>>2. (More Obscure) Huge Warforged Titan named Bil. Wears a tie. Has a
>>smaller "third arm" to hold his teddy bear with. Also has a lever on
>>his back with two settings: "Good" and "Evil". His alignment changes
>>when the lever is pulled up or down. Doesn't speak much, just booms out
>>"MEEEEEE BIL!" when he feels the need to express himself. Also appears
>>to simultaneously rage and gain monk unarmed fighting abilities when
>>taunted with the destruction of his teddy bear by a birdlike "Clockword
>>Beast" apparently manned by kenku.
>>
>>Any other ideas?
>>
>> - Ron ^*^
>>An Artificer who was able to transfer his essence to a crude memory device
>>now lives in the City of Sharn. The device is worn by one of the Artificers
>>warforged creations as a necklace.

BEEBEEDEEBEEDEEBEE!

- Ron ^*^
 
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Has anyone suggested a Warforged with maxed out Spot and Listen, and a
perspex head?

"Warning! Warning!".

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Kevin Lowe,
Tasmania.
 
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A pair of warforged trapped in a floating prison miles above the ground,
having been created there by a human artificer who is also imprisoned
with them. The artificer was trapped by a pair of other artificers who
force him and his warforged friends to engage in invention exchanges
every week, and to watch bad illusionary portrayals of stories in a
viewing theatre.

- Ron ^*^
 
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>1. CN or CE Warforged Rogue named Bender. Works on an airship owned by
>a crackpot Artificer, along with a dumb human commoner from the past and
>a female mutant human fighter.

At one point, I had actually made an ECL 20 version of Warforged
Bender with all sorts of crazy beer drinking Feats. Then sanity
kicked in and I deleted it to save myself from the pain.

Jester
 
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In article <me-2F8A12.23451705072005@news01.comindico.com.au>,
Kevin Lowe <me@private.net> wrote:
>Has anyone suggested a Warforged with maxed out Spot and Listen, and a
>perspex head?
>
>"Warning! Warning!".

Then there's his more serious elder cousin, with sky-high Str and Int, and a
gazillion Craft and Knowledge skills.
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On Tue, 05 Jul 2005 16:44:53 -0400, Werebat <ranpoirier@cox.net> scribed
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>A pair of warforged trapped in a floating prison miles above the ground,
>having been created there by a human artificer who is also imprisoned
>with them. The artificer was trapped by a pair of other artificers who
>force him and his warforged friends to engage in invention exchanges
>every week, and to watch bad illusionary portrayals of stories in a
>viewing theatre.

They'd be multiclassed Janitor/Artificers...but really, Mike is just a
Janitor, since he did not build the warforged.

How about: A warforged fighter/rogue/astral walker who can use Improved
Invisibility at will an unlimited number of times per day, but only while
naked. This warforged later merges its mind with an entity from the astral
plane to create a new life form.
 

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