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*Steam rising*
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BUNNY STEW FOR DINNER!!
Yeah the bunnies are safe alright dhlucke!
We locked them all in a safe!
The airs running out on your little pride and joy creations!
But thats not the worst of it, RC and I threw the safe in an active volcano, so your little children are burning to a molten crisp as we speak!
And RobD dumped loads of concrete on top of the safe, that from the heat hardened instantly!
Muh! Ha! Ha! Ha! Your bunnies may as well be in bunny Hell! ROFLMAO 
Rest Innn Peace[Undertaker Immitation]
Can you save them dhlucke? The steel safe is melting!
What can your precious King Bunny do now to help them, looks like a king without a kingdom, Oh well! What the heck! He can keep the crown, its sort of ironical isn't it!
ROFLMAO
Hows that stew coming Rugger? 
Yummy this is the best bunny stew I've ever had!
Rugger, You are a true first class Chef!
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How did you know that? You got cameras planted in my bedroom?
Yes bunnies are safely in the safe, but the safe isn't![Oops! Almost let the cat out of the bag!]
dhluckes computer flashes him the dreaded blue screen once again, he throws up his hands and says, "This computer is really pissing me off, I'm ready to throw it out the window", but he's surprised to read.
Error #497623186 [Evasive Maneuver Failure], your attempt to twart off the destruction of your bunnies has failed, you need to reboot your computer and try from a different perspective, a little imagination would help.
However remember you're the opposite of Mick Jagger, [Time is not on your side, your bunnies are in deep dodo], you must come to help them!
Oh! and bring King Bunny with you!
[whispers to Rugger], "get the pot ready!"
[whispers to wusy], "get King Bunnys Crown and sell it on Ebay!"
dhlucke have you figured out the surprise yet??? The safe is actually Ruggers new gigantic pot! MuHaHaHa!!! Bunny Stew for everyone!
OOOhhhh tingles! We love electricity! More Please!
We're ready to skin your bunnies now, Oh! look how easy the skin comes off and they're still alive[cruel and unusual but they're bunnys who cares except the Animal Rights People, but they're not in this story ], they'll cook up good and tasty now, the master chef is at his best and your denial is not helping them, soon it will be too late.
You've failed your bunnys, its a sad day for King Bunny he's plotting to lead a revolt against you, but alas! His army is in the stewpot! His master is in denial! His crown has been stolen by wusy! And RC has him in the crosshairs of a 30.06! What will happen now?
Will the bunnies get their skins back? Or end up on the dinner table? Will King Bunny get revenge for his masters negligence and get back his crown and save his kingdom? Could RC possibly miss his target, as he takes a deep breath holds it and slowly squeezes the trigger! Or will the master develope an imagination and rescue his minions?
Tune in next week folks for the disasterous conclusion to the story!
Don't worry about a miss... RC's Locked, Cocked & Ready to Rock..... By By Bunny's!!!!!!
Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! 
No more crown for him! It's in my trophy case now...
*Shocks DH*
Fallen Bunny (formerly king bunny) is gone!
*Shocks DH again*
GONE!!
*Steam rising*
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BUNNY STEW FOR DINNER!!
Ill call him Sir DumbAss from now on.
<i>Having testicles is like being chained to the village idiot.</i>
<font color=red>Roll Tide!</font color=red>
<A HREF="http://www.cameronwilliamson.com" target="_new">-={Apathetic As<i></i>shole.}=-</A>
Eden is setting up an appointment with his Ex Psychiatrist, who he doesn't need anymore, for you dhlucke, to help you in your greiving process, and to accept the fact that your bunnies are DEAD!
All your attempts failed, King Bunny is in the pot and has become part of the stew thanks to Rugger, by the way that little bowl of Beef Stew you had for lunch, wasn't beef! [sick laughter ]
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Nice! at least someone around here has an imagination!
I knew you wouldn't miss!
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Come on now... Admit it.... Your PW.... She's the boss... [shrug]
Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS!
I don't see how they could even expect you to be away from home that long, thats really too much to ask someone to do, especially a family man. If you were single it may be a different story but not married, thats just not acceptable, I don't blame you for your decision, you have to keep the wife happy, or suffer the consequences! You know what I mean!
Yeah RC he's PW'd alright! Right along with us!
Aw hell.... I was in Mexico for 6 months... Flew back every 2 weeks..... It was like a honeymoon everytime I came home...
You've got to make them want you, after 35 years.....
No, I'd do it again, in a heartbeat!!!!
Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS!
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Eat like a Fat Rat on the expense account... Drink what you want to.... Drive the company car & see the country.... Bring her back with you one weekend & wine & dine her on your account....
Just a few things I can think of....
Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS!
But....I gave up drinking 15+ years ago and I don't gamble and and....I LOVE WOMAN way to much to be out on a string that long.
Well I will have a Beer once and a while at the Hunting Camp and some times I play Poker with the guys at the Camp or at my brother in-laws and I ALWAYS look at woman.
So in other words I can't trust myself alone like that. I need my wife to keep me honest or I would end up Drunk in a Hotel room without a wallet after we played strip poker and I passed out.
P.S who put the stretch mark into the post ?
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<font color=green>So far</font color=green> <font color=blue>God has missed</font color=blue> <font color=red>Canada.</font color=red><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by SoDNighthawk on 11/04/05 06:56 PM.</EM></FONT></P>
Oh, I had some wild drunks & times down there, but I was always in the room by myself when I woke up in the morning...
I was always honest with my wife, no doubt.... But eating prime rib every night, anything I want at hotel from the staff, traveling the country what can I say???? I liked it!!!
Frequent flyer miles built up to the point that I could take her anywhere I wanted to...
Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS!
Mines a Honeymoon after 3 days 
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