Daffynitions for 3.5

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Half-fiend template: English translation of today's special dish at the
little Szechuan place on the corner.

Umber Hulk: Little-known colleague of the Green and Grey Hulks.
Appears only when Bruce Banner gets in a terrible snit involving
interior decoration.

Yeth Hound: The sort of subordinate that you, as an aspiring CEO,
should look for.

Reekmurk: Something found in traditional Scottish cookbooks.

Others?


Waldo

 

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sigidunum@yahoo.com wrote:

> Umber Hulk: Little-known colleague of the Green and Grey Hulks.
> Appears only when Bruce Banner gets in a terrible snit involving
> interior decoration.
>
> Others?
>
>
> Waldo

http://archive.gamespy.com/comics/dorktower/archive.asp?nextform=viewcomic&id=984

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"He's an umber hulk, and he's ok ..."


MadKaugh

 

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"Repent !" said the Ticktockman. "Get Stuffed!" replied. Then he added:

> Others?
>

Attack of Opportunity: When Opportunity gets tired of knocking and abushes
you half-way down the front walk.

--
Billy Yank

Quinn: "I'm saying it's us, or them."
Murphy: "Well I choose them."
Q: "That's NOT an option!"
M: "Then you shouldn't have framed it as one."
-Sealab 2021

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Alien mind control rays made sigidunum@yahoo.com write:
> Half-fiend template: English translation of today's special dish at the
> little Szechuan place on the corner.
>
> Umber Hulk: Little-known colleague of the Green and Grey Hulks.
> Appears only when Bruce Banner gets in a terrible snit involving
> interior decoration.
>
> Yeth Hound: The sort of subordinate that you, as an aspiring CEO,
> should look for.
>
> Reekmurk: Something found in traditional Scottish cookbooks.

Attack Roll: A common food-fight weapon.
Deck of Many Things: Where all the games are on a cruise ship.
Dodge Bonus: What the Chevy dealer won't give you for your trade-in.
Luck Domain: online-casino.com
Mind Flayer: A hard final, in computational fluid dynamics, at 7am.
Negative Level: The basement.
NPC: A television station which noone really watches except when
something heavily promoted as a plot hook is on.
Total Party Kill: When the beer ran out.

--
\^\ // drow@bin.sh (CARRIER LOST) <http://www.bin.sh/>
\ // - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
// \ X-Windows: Putting new limits on productivity.
// \_\ -- Dude from DPAK

 

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sigidunum@yahoo.com wrote:


> Umber Hulk: Little-known colleague of the Green and Grey Hulks.
> Appears only when Bruce Banner gets in a terrible snit involving
> interior decoration.


Flat-footed: Condition of being without a horse.

Prismatic Spray: Result of one too many jello shots.

Spell Failure: Potatoe.

Shillelagh: You've got me on my knees...

Persistent Image: That image that just keeps *calling,* you know?

Phantom Steed: Where you thought the horse was when you jumped from the
rooftop with the King's Guard in pursuit.

Leomund's Secret Chest: They're not real...

Leomund's Trap: ...and she's a guy.

Overland Movement: Haven't seen an inn for miles, and you just can't
hold it any more.

Weapon Focus: Used when your sword becomes blurry.

--
Jay Knioum
The Mad Afro